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Gordon: a Tale of Heartbreak and Adventure
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Price: Free! Words: 6,080. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Feel like you've spent your whole life stuck in a fish bowl? I know the feeling.
Gas in the Stomach
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A whimsical tale about a dad who has his face drawn on his obese stomach by his loving daughter, who sings a made up rhyme as she goes; with happy consequences for all of the family. It is hoped this little story might highlight the dramatic effect obesity has on families.
The Shadows of Conversation
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An eavesdrop into conversations at a party. Set in the 1940's.
Not So Professional
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,020. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2013 by Short Story Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Short Story Press Presents Not So Professional by Brandon Dowless Tub the ogre is tired. Tired of the unfounded stereotypes placed upon ogres by humans. They parade around his woods, hunting his prey and gathering his berries, all the while assuming that ogres are a bunch of stupid, ugly, smelly (okay, maybe that one's not “unfounded” per se) human-eaters.
Chilled Almonds: Volume One
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 41,180. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Chilled Almonds is a collection of 40 hilarious humo(u)r columns and essays based on the often absurd and always memorable life experiences and observations of British-Canadian journalist Johnny Fox (AKA BC Johnny). Topics include Johnny's escapades as a Great Dane-evading paperboy, his obsession with (his own) weight, and his (often painful and frequently embarrassing) search for the Holy Gail.
A Change Of Brand
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mr Piglot realises that a change of attitude will make life so more pleasant.
Maxwell Marlowe, Private Eye...The Case of the Missing Stamp and Coin Collections
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Series: Maxwell Marlowe, Private Eye, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,320. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Max is set the task of solving the puzzle of a missing stamp album and a tin of valuable coins, a portion of a deceased estate. He has no clues, and no-one has actually seen the contents of the missing items. He also has some decisions to make regarding his love life. Read how the problems are resolved.
A Chimaera in my Wardrobe
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,830. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
A collection of short fantasy stories for the 21st century, told by a gentle little monster with a penchant for happy endings. He introduces policemen, mummies, bikers, vampires, background artistes, a stage-struck devil and a successful author, plus an unusual take on some fairy stories you thought you knew! Each section is complete in itself, but the story of the chimaera will carry to the end
The Secret to Certainty: How to be right about everything in five easy steps
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Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Sick of being proved wrong? Tired of being a doubting Thomas? Suffer no more! The secret is out and you too can learn to believe like a pro. In five simple steps you'll learn the tricks of the trade used by every committed champion of every cause. Believed to be recommended by religious leaders and politicians the world over, the Secret to Certainty will no doubt change your life.
The Man Who Could Fly But Probably Shouldn't've
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,480. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Throughout the course of human history, only three people have ever managed to achieve flight through sheer focused concentration. Everybody else simply pooped their own pants.
Kittenstein and Frankenfur, the Gambling Cats
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,040. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Deeply depressed, near-suicidal when his retirement dream of hand-raising two pure-bred, grand champion Siamese kittens is unexpectedly shattered, Bruce's well-meaning wife tricks him into adopting two common tabbies, feline hoi poloi, from an animal shelter. Are Kittenstein and Frankenfur mini-monsters from kitten hell or Bruce Dalwhinney's last hope of salvation?
As Tough As They Come
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,180. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
When he was eight years old, his mother gave him a hug, a pack of Juicy Fruit Gum, and an envelope to give to the nice Chinese lady who would be taking care of him, while she was away. His mother told him tough guys don’t cry, and then she climbed into the cab of an eighteen wheeler and drove off. He was as tough as they come, until he learned what his mother had written in the note.
The Promised Land - a novel of Cape Breton
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Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 67,700. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In 1970 a group of hippies wash up on the shores of Cape Breton, hilariously unequipped to meet the challenges of pioneering life. Forty years later, a new doctor coaxes her asthmatic K-Car across the causeway en-route to her first job at a small clinic in Baddeck. The Promised Land humorously navigates the ebb and flow of island life where things go from better to worse to oh-my-goodness.
The Iceman Lives for One Day
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Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Conrad Whistler has grown bitter in his old age and blames God and everyone else for the condition of his life. On Christmas Eve he decides to walk out into the ferocious storm that is ravaging the tiny northern town called Port North. The kind folks that live in the humble town mistake his frozen corpse for an ice sculpture and unwittingly include it in the holiday festivities. This is weird.
Fit for a Frankenstein
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,430. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2013 by Stephen D. Sullivan. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
By Paul McComas & Greg Starrett. While en route to the alpine town of Vasaria, the diabolical body snatcher Ygor stops in the village of Kotstadt to obtain a custom-made suit for his friend, the ever-menacing Frankenstein Monster. The unholy duo’s visit endangers fastidious tailor Klaus Hauptschmidt and his effervescent teenage daughter, Gretl ... and prompts hijinks of monstrous proportions!
Hund på Hacker
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 750. Language: Swedish. Published: March 4, 2013 by Mörkersdottir förlag. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
”Hunden heter Harry den lille. Baronessan E har sina svagheter, mest för bakverk, det är väl bekant. Harry är mätt på sötsaker och sitter och fixerar Baronessans halsband och den tufsiga pälsboan med mordiska blickar. Han är djupt olycklig, Det var inte så här han hade tänkt sitt liv.” E-novell i genren Magisk realism, Mörkersdottir novell 2013
Touch and Go (A Mercy Watts Short)
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Series: Mercy Watts Mysteries. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,440. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
A bad dog and a missing man. Mercy Watts is up to her double D’s in trouble. She agrees to take on a case for an old rival to avoid doing paperwork for her PI father, but her plan doesn’t include a poodle with problems. If she dumps the case, she’ll pay a terrible price. She’ll have to type.
The Jesus Twin
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Price: Free! Words: 7,220. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
THE JESUS TWIN is a comic fiction short story about the nature of faith. Written by Wright Forbucks, the author of THE WALKING MAN, THE JESUS TWIN tells the story of two professors as they struggle to interpret three ancient scrolls that appear to be the Gospel According to Jessup, the younger brother of Jesus Christ.
West Palm Gig
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 38,850. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013 by Second Wind Publishing, LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A chance encounter between Hollywood star Valeska Bernhart and Broadway impresario Glick Glickman renews their love of performing and begins an astonishing cascade of joy for everyone at West Palm Acres.
Memoirs of a Poet
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,570. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Memoirs of a Poet is a delightful book of poems which talks about childhood activities, as seen through the eyes of their father. It is written in such a way that young readers can enjoy reading it as well as appealing to other more experienced readers.