Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Flash Sentry Is Not a Hero
Price: Free! Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
There comes a time when a Royal Guard can do more than just stand around. This is that time.
Things gone wrong
Price: $9.00 USD. Words: 22,440. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
No matter if he’s adjusting the lean mixture on his carburetor with a butter knife or putting the front door back on his house with toothpicks, Murphy’s law never seems to take a vacation with Jeff Robinson. Things Gone Wrong is an outrageous collection of short stories and essays filled with exaggerated humor and self-depreciating wit.
Death of an Optimist
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 130,140. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
This outrageous, politically incorrect, humorous noir mystery is singular in contemporary fiction. Without vampires and aliens attacking the world it remains a fast paced, exciting satirical attack on American social mores and is not for the faint hearted.
Not Gone
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,810. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nicole Nines is having a terrible week. She loses her job, finds herself and her home invested with fleas and has to rely on two ghosts named Ralph. One with a big noes and one with a wet one.
Camp Hang Loose
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 65,770. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mennonites and nudists clash in a battle of will, only to form an unholy alliance for the mutual good.
Gambling On Love
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,000. Language: British English. Published: July 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After not one, but two devastating experiences when it comes to relationships, Helen decides she's had enough and completely changes the direction in her life. She finds herself on a new adventure full of travel and fun, as a croupier onboard a cruise ship. However, she soon begins to realise that it’s not all plain sailing. There is a drugs bust, missing underwear, and a near death experience.
Dalla cucina con furore
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,120. Language: Italian. Published: July 6, 2016 by Fuoco Edizioni. Categories: Fiction » Alternative history, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un romanzo breve, che dà il titolo alla raccolta, e sette racconti. Lo scrittore Pierluigi Felli ci diletta ancora una volta con storie del mondo reale, ma sempre al limite dell'assurdo.
The House Husband
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 32,480. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These stories are about you. The story about the dad who has his kid miss the first day of kindergarten to go see his ex-lover's art exhibit? You. The girl who gets a job at a movie theater so she doesn't have go to baseball card conventions with her stepdad? You. Even the woman who suddenly decides she wants to meet a Brony is you. So you should probably read them before everyone else does.
The Comet Chronicles
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 188,330. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2016 by WordFire Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
CONTAINS TWO COMPLETE NOVELS Sidney’s Comet and The Garbage Chronicles
Больничная мистерия или палата № 6
Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: Russian. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Опять незабываемый Сэм. Даже в больнице он умудрился засветить свои жёлтые коронки и набычиться перед телохранителем губернатора. А каков мастак в решении проблемы преодоления системы контроля доступа, нет ну это уже чересчур...
Струя кабарги
Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: Russian. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Стать личной тенью Вора, босса русской мафии и его Consigliori, не просто и подвластно только неординарной и необыкновенной личности. Сэмэн из таких. Он никогда не пасует перед опасностью, всегда изворотлив и находчив, а к личным поражениям относится как к достижению цели. Читайте и смейтесь от души. Он порадует вас своими жизненными историями и колоритным жаргоном. С уважением, Владимир Росс
Sterling Close
Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sterling Close is the short story of a tiny community and their very particular, and rather unexpected, tastes. From the author of other unexpected short stories, novelist Barbara Jaques.
Necromancy... And Other Mysitcal Things
You set the price! Words: 82,230. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Chip was just an ordinary fella. In fact, there wasn’t anything special about him at all, or so he thought. It’s funny how life can change seemingly over lunch, and for Chip, when the smell of death began to emanate from his body, his life changed completely. After some convincing by his roommate, Mort, Chip reluctantly accepted that maybe, just maybe, he happened to be a necromancer.
Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.
The Three Quarters Eaten Dessert
Series: Alfred and Bertha's Marvellous Twenty-First Century Life. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
Bertha and Alfred, married for twenty years, enjoy a truly science fictional life in the twenty-first century. But in spite of all the technological marvels surrounding them, an argument about sharing a dessert escalates and threatens a friendship. This parodistic piece is a mundane short story of 6000 words or approximately 20 print pages, written in the style of science fiction’s “golden age”.
Is It Really So Bad?
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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Vee Vivitski is on a rocky mountain high--right over a cliff. After a series of wrong turns the self-help guru mistakingly skis off a slope and plummets to his death. The next few seconds are critical if he is to survive. Of course, all he needs is a positive frame of mind and he can overcome anything. Right?
All An Author Needs
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,060. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Clyde Perkins has an idea in his mind and a gun to his head. If only he could convince the hitman that has been sent to kill him to spare a few more minutes so that he can finish off his newest masterpiece. When all attempts fail, perhaps humor in the one thing that can win the cold-blooded assassin over.
Perché la nonna ha comprato quella macchina
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,160. Language: Italian. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Racconti brevi e poesie di Anne R. Allen, umorista e autrice di romanzi gialli e commedie romantiche. Alcune storie, come Vive La Revolution, pubblicata la prima volta sulla rivista umoristica e provocatoria Opium, sono satire, altre invece sono più profonde, ma tutte quante sono ritratti spiritosi di donne ribelli.
Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,110. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.
High Times With Mary Jane, Barack, Bill And The Other Dopes!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I've had high times ever since I met Mary Jane and developed a habit that I shared with Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Bill Maher and Hugh Hefner. Barack was too busy to join me, Bill was off buying cigars in Havana, George W. was looking for weapons of mass destruction on his ranch, Bill Maher was searching a jungle for Donald Trump's Dad and Hefner was chasing chicks in his mansion