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A Lump of Coal (with Coal New Problem)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,210. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Every child wants to appease Santa. All except one, that is. Cassandra once again ruins a Christmas Eve celebration and is lectured by Santa for her bad behaviour, but baffles everyone by smiling the entire time. Could Cassandra have an ulterior motive for her naughtiness? A humorous Christmas short story totalling around 3,100 words, with a bonus short story, 'Coal New Problem', at 3,200 words.
The Disciple
Series: Secular religious stories, Book 3. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
“The Disciple” is a 2600 word, irreverent, satirical farce. It is a tongue-in-cheek offering to those who take every word in the King James Bible as absolute literal truth and exclude the possibility that other interpretations and faiths are as valid as their own. The story supposes what Satan would have done after he had been rejected by Jesus in the Garden that night.
A Few Good Smiles
Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Christmas gift from me, a few jokes for everybody. "A few good smiles" that exactly what I want to have you from this eBook. So enjoy.
Maud, Here
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 46,060. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Sophie Huggins buys her little fixer-upper house, she is surprised to find it already occupied by Maud Jones, a dead schoolteacher.
Sherlock Holmes Reviews The Case of the Ghostly Accident
Price: Free! Words: 3,640. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Impressed by the bravery of an American writer tackling a very British institution, Sherlock Holmes, I reviewed The Case of the Ghostly Accident, but when I tried to post it strange and mysterious events occurred. I passed the matter to Holmes. This is Dr Watson’s account of what followed. Warning: as anyone who has read his stories will be aware, Watson does tend to ejaculate quite a lot.
The Pragmatic Hitchhiker
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
The acrobat's odyssey carries on as he discovers throughout his encounters and his own feedback, a sound progression to mind. Speed-spacing on the on the Stellar Expressway, the Acoustic Funambulist finds himself in the midst of psychedelic delusions from a self-boarded Freaknik in this fifth episode of the series.
Elf
Price: Free! Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
What happens when a failed writer meets an other-world entity who has helped some the greatest writers in history? Meet ELF – that’s capital E capital L capital F – a literary genius named Lu-enodre-rapsonta from the planet Glogenbot; an Electromagnetic Life Force who lives in a tree. Lu-e and Rick join forces to write the great
Monsieur Grolou n'aime plus les Navets
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 1,830. Language: French. Published: December 19, 2013 by Fieffé Goupil. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
Monsieur Grolou ne supporte plus de manger des navets à tous les repas. Aussi opte-t-il pour un régime plus… carné.
Damien Loose, Episodes 5 - 10
Series: Damien Loose, Book 12. Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 33,200. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A compilation of the final 6 episodes of "Damien Loose." A mad cap mystery novel set in St. Louis. What would you do if you're long lost Uncle showed up dead on your front lawn? Well, Damien Berchshire's does and so....
Real Estate Devil's Definitions
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,840. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
a sometimes funny but always sardonic view of real estate related activities, terms and dialogue written by a man who’s operated in the trenches of the industry for 25 years.
William Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream": A Retelling in Prose
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 28,300. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Classics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is an easy-to-read retelling of William Shakespeare's comedy "A Midsummer Night's Dream." Shakespeare’s comic target in this play is love and the crazy things it makes us do.
Mistletoe Madness (A Christmas Novella)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,080. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Radio talk show host, Eve Kingston, would have said her neighbor down the street was one of her best friends in the world. After a simple kiss under the mistletoe, Sam now says he wants to sleep with her. Eve thinks maybe she wants to see Sam dancing naked in a Santa hat. Madness has obviously taken over both of them. Will either of them get their crazy wish for Christmas?
The Uneventful Galaxy
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
The acrobat's odyssey carries on as he discovers throughout his encounters and his own feedback, a sound progression to mind. This fourth episode takes the Acoustic Funambulist through the Coma Void and beyond the End of Greatness to a flatted melody.
The Kid Detective
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,190. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Law & Crime, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Three mysteries from the case files of Kid Detective, Bobby Easley. "Something in the Air" - who farted? "Cookie Monster" - a missing cookie "Aged Grounds" - disappearing coffee beans
Pook In Business
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 66,040. Language: British English. Published: December 18, 2013 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For the dealer and layman alike Pook in Business is a treasure house of hilarious anecdotes which you will want to read time and again—and maybe give you an unexpected interest in attics, cellars and dustbins.
'Twas the Night Before Christmas Eve (Nights Before #6)
Series: Nights Before. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,050. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2013 by Eres Books. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Christmas Past and Christmas Previous haven’t been all Jocelyn Tavers wished, but Christmas Present and Christmas Future are in capable hands – her own. But even the best laid plans have a way of meeting disaster head-on.
Perpetual Emotion
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,230. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, the Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Engulfed in a philosophical discussion with a peculiar scientist, the loop dancer discovers in this third episode, how fixation can prevent the freedom of motion and hide the obvious.
Comrade Stalin Goes to Church
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,860. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2013 by Soapbox Rising Press. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Religious, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Many decades after his death in 1953, Comrade Stalin finds himself in an Orthodox church, locked in a furious debate with St. Seraphim of Sarov, one of Russia's more popular saints. As a former seminarian and dedicated Marxist revolutionary, Comrade Stalin is able to make his case against the Church; however, he is up against a man of limitless spiritual insight.
GIT: Camping
Series: GITT, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: British English. Published: December 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Mr. Git talks about how much he hates camping, and he tells you about the time when he took the wife on a camping trip—after this experience, it put him off forever and he traded his tent for a caravan, not that he had a choice in the matter ...
My Final Encounter with the Purple Scooter Lady
Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Ever had a customer at work you dreaded serving? Well, read on down...