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The Mayor
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Price: Free! Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The first ever Mayoral election is about to take place in Seagull City. Can Cecil Sneezebottom win against all hope? Can he control the egos of the rabid city councillors? What will he do about the Mall Rats who plague the city shopping centre? These stories and more bound energetically from the page in this vignette that will enthral you from Redfern Station all the way to Circular Quay.
Clowns on Parade
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Price: Free! Words: 4,810. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(5.00 from 1 review)
The circus has come to Dyson Springs. The line is long, but Jason hatches a plan to sneak in. It's a strange night to be playing with clowns.
A Christmas Cameron
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 48,490. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
David Cameron is unimpressed by Christmas.One fateful Christmas Eve; a strange encounter with a tortured and remorseful Margaret Thatcher sets in motion a series of ghostly meetings that bring David face to face with the terrible consequences of his actions as Prime Minster. But will this be enough to bring about a change in the most stubborn of men?
The Dumpster: One Woman’s Search for Love
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,560. Language: American English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nicole is an average American woman who is looking for love in all the wrong places. Who would have guessed that a dumpster in the back alley below her bedroom window would hold the key to finding love?
Catching Claire
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Series: Love and Other Calamities, Story 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,140. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(3.38 from 8 reviews)
Sassy Shorts! Fun, Quick Reads. Love & Other Calamities, Story 2. When Claire Merriweather hires hunky future doctor Ridge Pederson to strip at a friend’s bachelorette party, she never imagines she’ll wake up in his bed. Well, she imagines it-—but now it’s happened. Big problem: Claire’s memory is fuzzy. Did they do the bouncy? Or did Ridge reject her? Either way...oh-oh, her heart’s in trouble!
Sleight of Hand
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Price: Free! Words: 11,800. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
First her body goes missing, then her finger ... Sometimes plans carry out without a hitch, and sometimes nothing in a plan goes right, as is the case for Homicide Detective Jonah Leedes this particular night....
Ten Tributes to Calvino
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,770. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Ten finely-crafted tales that are tributes to the whimsical genius of the great writer, Italo Calvino... A city that consists entirely of corners; a ruler who exports all his country's freedom until there is none left for himself; a series of miniature adventures featuring a talkative sun; the story of the non-existent viscount in the trees... and others!
Bigot's Way
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,230. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012 by Lotta Rott. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Moving from the absurd to the ridiculous these musings of a ludicrous know-all make a moral fundamentalist look like a debauched libertine. The subject has a burning desire to convert the world to his way of thinking.the only trouble is his way of thinking.
Demonic Double Cross
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Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.
Peaches and the Gambler
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 78,500. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Take one recently fired woman, add to that two pesky daughters, one opera singing sister, two good-looking men, one murder investigation, and a boxful of Dove Ice Cream Bars. Then, generously stir with a seedy strip club, throw in a .45 Magnum and a dash of Bojangles' cajun seasoned fries and you have a Dish of Disaster!
Holiday Happenings, Part I Can You Imagine...?, Volume III
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Price: Free! Words: 10,050. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It’s here! The collection you've been wanting. Part I, of the best "Can You Imagine…?" columns about Holiday Happenings. You’ll be in stitches laughing at Turkey Food-ball play-by-play, love-struck lovers, and exactly what Grams is thankful for now. Enjoy G's scary tributes to All Hallows Eve. This hilarious collection humors you from Valentine's Day through Thanksgiving Day. Download yours today!
Temporary Detective
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 52,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
An anthology of stories based on Sam Callow's temporary assignment at the Nick Drake Detective Agency. Nick leaves Sam in charge to simply wait for a package–then promptly disappears. Sam decides to assume Nick's identity and is soon involved in multiple murder investigations. Sam relies on his vast network of well-placed temp associates to help him solve strange cases while trying to stay alive.
Paradise Lost (Alex Kaidan S01E01)
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Series: Alex Kaidan, S01E01. Price: Free! Words: 14,900. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
Being unable to name your space ship is less of a problem when there's only one ship in the Human 'fleet', besides Alex Kaidan only really borrowed it. More of a problem is Earth being paved with only a few survivors. Alex's mission is to rescue any remaining Humans being held by alien races. A mission made harder by the fact that a catastrophically decimated population is not an employers' market
Lady Sarafina vs the Lawn
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Price: Free! Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A short story: In exchange for free rent, a D&D obsessed girl agrees to do the yardwork of the run-down house she is renting. The Lawn has run wild for two years, and is overgrown into a wild jungle army led by the nefarious Blackberry bush, Rubius. With less than 2 weeks to clear the mess, our narrator goes to work, using her hard-won D&D wisdom to vanquish her awful foe.
Cereal Box Surprise
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,510. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A ninety-eight-pound weakling orders cereal hyped by a once-famous athlete. During the mayhem that ensues, he discovers heroes aren't always what they seem. And the prize at the bottom of the box might be more of a surprise. Poor Ned winds up in a horror story by Lori R. Lopez!
Books and Stripes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,430. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Reading is an engaging hobby, but it's not easy to pick up when you're a tiger. Escaping from his rich owner's mansion, Mr Stripes is on the prowl to enter the world of literature. Using his wit, charm, and knowledge of the effectiveness of 'kitten eyes', he ventures forth into the unknown to fulfil his quest.A 6,100 word short story, bundled with BONUS STORY 'Grounded to Earth' at 2,100 words.
Broom, Broom (Fungus #1)
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Series: Fungus, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 8,210. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012 by Nameless Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Assistant police commissioner Zapata’s first case on the job is to solve the mystery around the disappearance of jewels belonging to the British Royal Family while on exhibition in Melbourne. Things get stranger and stranger as the case unfolds, in a madcap tale of crime, bungling, and Spanglish, reminiscent of "Get Smart" and "The Pink Panther."
Troublesome Toe
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Price: Free! Words: 3,650. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Viktor Stonehammer suffers a peculiar injury one day at his forge because of a particularly bothersome customer.
It's a Dog's Life (a romantic comedy with a canine sidekick)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,640. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a NOVELLA of approximately 24,000 words = 70 odd pages. It's the first day of Ninna's job in the local animal shelter...and a dog is talking to her. Not just any dog...a fat, old, smart-alecky Basset Hound who says his name is Mosey. She can't quit, she needs this job. And then there's the yummy vet. Who turns out to live across the street from her in a much bigger house than her tiny ho
Divine Diagnosis
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Price: Free! Words: 6,920. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
What if God had a psychiatrist? What would their sessions uncover? Megalomania? An inferiority complex? Voyeurism?