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Tales from the StarBoard Cafe
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 96,840. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Belly up to a bar next to a Spacer in most any location in the galaxy, and you can expect to be plunged into a brawl, or worse. That’s how Spacers are. However, if that bar happened to be located in the StarBoard Café, you might find yourself the involuntary audience to a story. The Café holds a yearly storytelling contest, and Spacers love to tell stories.
Meow Right Now
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
"Meow Right Now" is a short story, about 5100 words. Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for Kwirrrf is not accustomed to being a pet. In fact, he's more accustomed to being a pet owner...
March the Damned (The Flying Zombies Trilogy Book 1)
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 75,630. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014 by Permuted Press. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Movie director Dennis March becomes infected by a parasitic alien amidst a zombie apocalypse. With his mind altered, he films the movie he believes will save his career and salvage his reputation. It’s not until the alien spaceship lands and he figures out who truly is to blame that March must decide whether to defeat his enemies or to join them in consuming the souls of all mankind.
Funny Money
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 81,660. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Small-time con man Sylvester Pernell expects to live the winter off minor scams he plans for the train trip to Miami but that doesn’t go well. When he must make several train trips carrying suitcases of cash for a mobster, some counterfeit but he doesn’t know it, with others determined to steal those bags he must use his smooth talk, cleverness, originality, and chutzpah to survive and succeed.
The Bernie Factor
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 93,070. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What do an unpublished author, a gorgeous strawberry blonde, an albino hit man, a professional gambler, an investment advisor, the federal witness protection program, and a telepathic St. Bernard all have in common? In Pine Valley, CO, just about everything! In the next 48 hours, their worlds will collide, in both a comedy of errors and predestined fate.
How Timmy Became the World’s First Bovine Chef
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
From his mother, through a bed time story, Timmy learns about the origins of bovine flesh which is the staple of human eating. His mother had tried basic ways of improving the flavour and texture from reading the recipes she’d found in a very old cookbook, but it is the adult Timmy who believes he can take bovine cuisine to a new level.
Kiss a Girl in the Rain
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Series: Take a Chance, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 51,430. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this sexy, humorous contemporary romance, a lost dog brings together a wealthy drifter and a small town doctor and changes all their lives forever. Evan Chance is a man out to complete the bucket list he made as a kid, starting with ride a motorcycle across America. Caitlyn Sorenson is the sexy country doctor standing in his way. Or is she the dream he’s been searching for?
L’audace colpo della scimmia innamorata
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,920. Language: Italian. Published: September 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un risveglio difficile, funestato da una colica, due camicie da stirare e una scimmia appollaiata sopra i rami di un susino. Una giornata nata male e proseguita peggio, tra vicini in assetto antisommossa, nani bendati e donne col pizzetto, ingegneri da semaforo, vecchi in vena di ricordi e, soprattutto, l’insospettabile acume di una scimmia in pannolone.
William Shakespeare’s "The Comedy of Errors": A Retelling in Prose
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,820. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is an easy-to-read version of William Shakespeare's comic play "The Comedy of Errors," which revolves about the zany misunderstandings wrought by two sets of twins.
This Charming Guest
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 76,690. Language: Australian English. Published: September 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Approaching 40, desperate for a baby and growing tireless of finding love on the net, Lisa is about to give up hope of finding the right man until a young filmmaker checks in to her B&B. At first Lisa is not impressed by this nosy film maker filming her every move until a visit to her clairvoyant who sheds some light on her future what prospects could “This Charming Guest” bring?.
This Charming Angel
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 73,880. Language: Australian English. Published: September 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Following on from "This Charming Shack" Lisa is building a career as an event planner. But when she lands her first Job planning a wedding for her Mortal Enemy's Son and his much older Fiancée, Lisa is challenged even more when a mischief old sole called Larry walks into her life and proceeds to sabotage her event plans, But what Lisa doesn't realise is Larry is trying to tell her something.
This Charming Shack
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 76,090. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bridget Jones Diary meets The Vicar of Dibley" 'This Charming Shack' is a hilarious tale for any single urbanite with a love hate relationship with all things rural.
Josie Toadfern Mystery Sampler: Three Stories and Thirty Stain Tips
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,220. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This Josie Toadfern sampler includes the two short stories (The Telltale Spot and Lint Trap) that preceded the novel series, as well as a never-before-published story, Spin Cycle, which satirizes reality TV as only Josie could. Also included are thirty of Josie's favorite stain-busting tips that were included in the novel series.
Spazzatour de force
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,710. Language: Italian. Published: September 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Quando anche buttare la spazzatura si trasforma in una missione impossibile dalle conseguenze catastrofiche capite che è davvero il momento di tornarvene a casa... se solo riusciste ad arrivarci vivi!
Surviving Foaling Season
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Price: Free! Words: 4,150. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014 by Salt Run Publishing LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Your mare is entering her nineteenth month of pregnancy (you and your vet may disagree on this point, but who has to live with her?) and you anticipate appearance of the new arrival almost any time. A humorous look at how to handle the waiting.
Life Of A 'prayer
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
In a world where dipterans have hunted most species to extinction, James is a Sprayer. He has had a hard life and he deserves to die in peace. If only, he weren't dying so young. It isn't all gloom and doom though, sharing his world are air-pirate heroines, metallic Gorillas and Horses that run on steam. Oh and airships!
Old Cameras Never Die
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,540. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The “nudie” photos on the camera Clete Stinger caught fishing surprised him, but not in a good way. There were nude photos on that camera. Clete didn’t like them, though.
Mrs Von Dippel
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Price: Free! Words: 1,480. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
This is dead letter by a young opinionated girl to her teacher. It is a comical look at priorities.
Kill The Cynic
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Series: Short Misadventures, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Margaret falls in lust with a building and is saved from making a fool of herself over it by an inquisitive friend and the unwitting drunken owner.
Stonkers Love Quest
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 11,060. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Stonker the pig goes on a wacky adventure. Not only does he meet a mystical love guru call King Rasta he meets an alcoholic love dove and a hardened fitness instructor called Angus McKnight. After a long arduous regime, to become a red-hot loving machine, Stonker becomes prepared to find the girl of his dreams. I won't tell you what her name is. However, it is a very interesting and humorous one.