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French Roast and Lingerie
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 71,170. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
What do French roast coffee, pantie raiders, the CIA, and the FBI have in common? It's a mystery, and newly minted private eye Humphrey Jameson must solve it. Jameson faces these mysteries, and many more, as he learns whether it is possible for one man to survive the attacks of many. Maybe he can, if his name is Humphrey. Mystery, comedy,action!
The Faithless Christiantic
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 31,980. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Christian » Romance
Months after high schools traumatic event, Das is still bothered by the event that took place in the schools gym. Can he finally move on and forgive those that did him wrong?
The Christmas Caper
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Price: Free! Words: 6,820. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
The last stop of the night in Manhattan, that's when it happened. Before Santa can say "Donder and Blitzen, and what are the rest of their names?" he's in deep eggnog with the police, the Mafia, and, of course, the elves. An angry elf is nobody to trifle with. Particularly if he's been drinking espresso all night. This Christmas story, clocking in at a little over 6,000 words, should put to rest
The Girl Next Door
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Price: Free! Words: 4,250. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
When aspiring writer Anne Granger storms into the apartment next door, demanding that the occupant cease and desist his dreadful guitar playing, little does she know that the first move on the battlefield of love and literature has just begun. The Girl Next Door is a short story of 4,000 words.
Yo-yo's Weekend
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Price: Free! Words: 66,790. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Yo-yo's ring is stolen on a weekend visit to his uncle and aunt in York, he enlists ghosts, statues, clowns, fish, indeed anything he can conjure, to help him get it back. Dodging the forty stone international criminal mastermind Mr Vanilla, the weasly circus owner Truss and the delectable twins Rue and Thyme, Yo-yo needs to recover the ring to avoid being sent back to the nut-house.
The Last Hair Dryer on the Left
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 64,290. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the little town of Bonnie Hill, South Carolina there is a hair salon called the Clip N Curl. Jo Ellen Lee is the owner and a single mom with her hands full running the salon and raising her unruly son Anton. What she doesn't need is her shop shut down in a second mortgage scheme gone bad by the town's corrupt elders. Jo Ellen and her salon girls must find a way to get their shop back.
SNAPPED! Four (Plus) Comic Tales of the “Little Guy” vs. The System
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Price: Free! Words: 17,170. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Even felt pushed too far? These guys did. Four (plus) comic shorts chronicle the misadventures of average joes who got pushed too far by the system. Mayhem, heroism, and comic vengefulness ensue. Includes: “Middleburg - A Zeppelin-Friendly Community”; “Punchasfish”; “Zoomobile 3000”; and “High Crimes and Misdemeanors" plus bonus stories. Have a laugh - it's okay to root against the overdog.
Arcadian Daze : Xavier Savage in Monarchsland (little stories from a big world)
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 140,330. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Xavier Savage's progress to understanding life. A satirical, serious, and whimsical telling of episodes in the childhood of Xavier Savage, citizen of Monarchsland, a semi-fictional state of Australia, as he strategises a fail-safe way to avoid the eternal fires of hell, and at puberty, finds love, and loses it, just before a vital fact of life is made very clear to him.
The Long Silent Night
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 34,480. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
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THE LONG SILENT NIGHT: A JACK FROST MYSTERY brings together the unlikely bedfellows of film noir and fantasy to create a surprising holiday thriller sure to be enjoyed by all ages! Combining the fun of THE SANTA CLAUSE with the grit of THE MALTESE FALCON, THE LONG SILENT NIGHT: A JACK FROST MYSTERY is a hard-boiled fantasy-mystery thrill ride for parents and children alike!
Gnome Jelly
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
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Shakespeare’s aunt staves off trouble with the village gnomes after they blame her for a pair of their missing youngsters.
Diary of a Bitchy Chick 2
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 17,730. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Following on from the success of my first book, 'Diary of a BItchy Chick', this latest collection of humorous blog posts includes Callie's usual weird and wonderful adventures as well as bonus material, which hasn't been published on Calie's blog. You can still read this, even if you haven't read the first book. This is the perfect light-hearted read for a day at the beach.
Bishop and the Pixies - "The Hunt Begins"
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,830. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The entire hidden magical world was in danger from an unknown foe after many years of safety. Bishop and the Pixies were the “ace in the hole” for the magical world… a most unexpected and improbable combat “team”. *NOTE TO READERS: For security purposes certain sensitive names, dates, and places in these stories have been redacted or altered. This threat is real and ongoing. Bishop
Sul serio ma non troppo
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Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 3,460. Language: Italian. Published: September 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » European poetry
Questa raccolta di poesie satiriche, divertenti e dissacranti ci raccontano l'Italia come non vorremmo che fosse ed invece è... Il mondo come non vorremmo che fosse ed invece è... L'umanità come non vorremmo che fosse ed invece è... Una esilarante serie di fotografie brillanti e satiriche.
Odi burocratiche - diario in rime di un segretario comunale
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Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 1,460. Language: Italian. Published: September 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » European poetry
Le “Odi burocratiche” sono l’esilarante diario in rime di un segretario comunale, ovviamente inventato! Perché un segretario comunale? Perché è la scusante per prendere in giro bonariamente tutto il microcosmo della politica locale: i Comuni…
Shark of Waikiki
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 77,590. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A friendship in Hawaii has very special meaning, as a Chicago-born emergency doc Chris Gorny finds out. Shark, a quintessential beachboy, drags the young doctor into situations so extreme that even a dedicated F.B.I. agent cannot keep up with the adventurous duo. They try their best to avoid arrest and never forget that mating rights are of the utmost importance for any mammal male.
A Novel Approach
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 88,260. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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The author is suddenly thrust into the role of a 24/7 carer when his wife suffers a devastating stroke. Faced with an uncertain future and encroaching old age, he relinquishes his showbiz career to become a novelist. Part one of this book is the funny and sometimes touching autobiography that has lead to his current situation, part two is the hilarious result of his decision to write novels.
Oscar Rat's Secret Missions
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Price: Free! Words: 14,560. Language: American English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Oscar Rat has worked for two Presidents of the US as a Rodent Advisor and Troubleshooter. From an office at the White House, he's in constant contact with rodents around the world. In his Troubleshooting capacity, he's been sent to many countries to influence rats and other rodents to gain their trust and further the needs of the United States. This is a compilation of three of those missions.
Care and Feeding of Your New Pet: Clam Dragon
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,520. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Have you ever wished you owned a dragon? Are you looking into getting one? Have you thought of the practical issues you will be facing? Aimed at the new owner, this humorous illustrated short how-to book explains everything a new owner will need to know on how to raise the rare clam dragon.
Bye Bye, Miss American Pie
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,700. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012 and represented by Dystel and Goderich Literary Management. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In this hilarious novella, an attractive female senator running for president gets caught with her illegal — but totally hot! — pool boy, she is forced to go on television to apologize to the nation. But she has other ideas, and when she tells America, “I got mine, now get yours! You know you want it!” she inadvertently kindles a new sexual revolution and launches the wildest campaign in history.
Felix and Eve
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,900. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Feminist
Felix and Eve are two people from very different generations that live together for the summer. The elderly Felix hires Eve to be a live-in caregiver while he recovers from heart bi-pass surgery. Eve is a self reliant vagabond with counterculture values who lives in the moment while Felix is an unyielding man who is set in his ways. He tells her about when he worked for the notorious Al Capone.