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The United States of Air: a Satire
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Price: Free! Words: 75,390. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. As part of the Global War on Fat, he puts food terrorists in Fat Camp. When a pizza dealer gets whacked across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. But what Frolick finds out shakes his faith. Will he ever be able to eat air again?
It's Not Him; It's Them
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 40,830. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
(4.00 from 1 review)
Dan spends his days: working with the most miserable people in the world, trying to appease his estranged wife, fighting to spend time with his seven-year-old son, working on an invention that no one believes he is working on, stalking people at Walmart, not taking his pills, ignoring the pleading advice of his friends and parents … determined not to fit in.
Dead Man Walking
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Price: Free! Words: 920. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Whisper Ludlow's ex-husband, Luther, has always been odd. That was why, when they first met forty years ago, she hadn't thought much of it when he said, "When I die, I want my body to be sat out in the middle of the crowd at my repast." At the time, she thought it had been hysterical. Now, though, when it's time for her to fullfill his wish, she has second thoughts.
That's Really Super, Super-Gal
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,850. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Super-Gal is on trial for her life. She's accused of murder and if she's found guilty she will face the most terrible fate possible -- becoming a mere mortal.
Now He Thinks He's Dead - A Ben Spanner & H. J. Mavity Mystery
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 37,470. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
H. J. Mavity still wants to get rich quick; her ex-husband, Ben Spanner, still wants to keep her out of trouble; and her chief client, Lloyd Dobkin, thinks someone is trying to kill him. He's right-H.J.'s in trouble, and Ben has his hands full as Dobkin's murderer decides that the lovely artist knows the secret of the girl with the butterfly on her arm...
Even the Butler Was Poor - A Ben Spanner & H. J. Mavity Mystery
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 41,520. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
H. J. Mavity, painter of paperback romance covers, has a perplexing riddle to solve when her ex-boyfriend, Rick Dell, collapses at her feet after telling her that the words "ninety-nine clop clop" hold the clue to a lot of money. First she has to enlist the air of her ex-husband, Ben Spanner.
Board Meeting
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Price: Free! Words: 870. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
From the upcoming anthology of short stories "Insights". Ever said something you wish you hadn't? Ever limited your options through some ill-chosen words at an inopportune moment? Then this is for you.
Pete's Cafe - Somewhere Near the Great Khan In Half Moon Bay
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,940. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
In a small seaside town 25 miles south of San Francisco, a colorful Italian restaurant and its salt-of-the-earth customers conspire to provide a very interesting and humorous window into multi-ethnic life in 1950's California.
The Battle of Lake Lynwood- A Non-Cautionary Tale
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The story of how I spent my 4th of July when I was 11 and 12 years old.
Mr Gariety Himself, A Tale of Some Incredulity
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 51,400. Language: American English. Published: August 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Daffodil Pub and Grub is host to an astounding variety of patrons. It is presided over by Mister Gariety, Himself. His companion, Grizzler, is an enchanted dentist doomed to life as a raffish Airedale.
How to Talk Western
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,200. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous handbook of Western terminology for non-Westerners, various tin-horns, and wanna-be cowboys.
Even Ugly Girls Look Pretty in the Sunshine
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,900. Language: British English. Published: August 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
Rex was tall, good looking and a heartbreaker, which is why it was no big deal for him to break up with one girl and start the hunt for another a few hours later. That was his first mistake. He would end the night battered and bruised, feeling sorry for himself...and in the arms of a woman he wouldn't be seen dead with at any hour of the day. She teaches him a lesson he'd never forget.
If I Only Had a Brain
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Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"Follow the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick road," I said as I came to in the hospital emergency room. After the day I had, I felt like the scarecrow. If I only had a brain.
Sinking of the MV Kanadeh
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 33,610. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Capitalism is a cruise ship sinking in an ocean of debt. While the wealthy 1% of passengers sip martinis on the upper deck, the remaining 99% are handed buckets and told to start bailing. But each bucket of debt-infested water they throw into the sea is thrown back at them with interest. Unbeknown to the captain, he is steering a course straight towards mutiny.
A Bald Hair Day
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Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
I am bald, and I know it, and people remind me of it every day. This is my reaction to it all.
The Great Game
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Series: The Londum Series, Book 7. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 56,130. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
After helping his friend, Fiona Hetheringham, with the staged theft of the famed Hetheringham Necklace, Jim Darby is approached by the British Secret Service, in the form of Thornton Wells. A secret treaty between Rooskia and the Ostro-Ungarian Empire needs to be recovered. And just to add to the fun, Inspector Herbert Corner of Caledonia Yard is on his trail for the Hetheringham Necklace robbery.
Bubby V - Napping With the Froggies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,240. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Once upon a time, when Shadow Master was Shadow Student, he created an evil life form. This creature was unlike any other. Soon it became so powerful that even Shadow Master himself feared him, and was forced to banish him. Finally, ten years after the fall of Shadow Master, Draben is released. Bubby must now face the evil supreme (hold the onions)...
Bubby IV - Return to Nobulescence
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,570. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Anything that Bubby may have faced before is nothing compared to what he faces now. Sick of creations that fail him, Shadow Master ventures out to destroy Bubby for himself. Unrivaled in all aspects, Shadow Master provides Bubby twelve hours to prepare. Will Bubby stop Shadow Master's attempt at world domination, or will his crash course in fighting the ultimate evil fail?
Bubby III - Pessimists of America Unite
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,230. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Bubby is matched up in the most uneven fight of his career. The Auspicious Avenger (killed in Bubby II) returns as AA7 (Double-A Seven) to destroy Bubby. Backed by the all-powerful, all-evil Shadow Master, is failure an option for AA7? No; and that is exactly why Bubby is in for the ride of his life. Can Bubby do it again, or will he be found 6-feet under?
Bubby II - Freak Attack
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,000. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Bubby, having defeated the mighty force of Franco Micromind, settles back to enjoy to rewards of being a superhero. While guest starring on the latest hit talk show, Dat alerts him that the world once again needs to be rescued by him. Will Bubby save the world, or take some time out for his fans and sign autographs?