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David & Suzanne's Big Frickin' Canadian Motorcycle Adventure
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 132,530. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The trip began innocently enough. All they wanted was a simple, week-long vacation to celebrate their new freedom. How hard could that be? Armed with poor planning, poor judgment, laughter, love, and an optimism usually reserved for the perilously insane, our daring duo cast caution to the wind and headed straight into the heart of the deepest, darkest continent known to man: Canada.
Pickup In Aisle Twelve
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,390. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
(4.00 from 1 review)
After a would-be suitor tails her to a grocery store checkout, Angie Wharton decides to take the offense before love passes her by. Easy access to her sister's dinner table have kept her on the sidelines, but her brother-in-law's patience and supplies of cabernet are running low. Next stop? Match.com. Lipstick? Check. Eye contact? More or less. Awkward moments? Uh huh. Love...?
Il Suono Segreto dell'Arpa: Delitti di Provincia 3
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Series: Delitti di provincia, Book 3. Price: $3.87 USD. Words: 20,890. Language: Italian. Published: September 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
L’ex brigadiere Pucci, ora maresciallo in pensione, ha aperto una agenzia investigativa. Tra casi di corna e disavventure varie in cui viene coinvolto con il suo nuovo assistente, Pucci si troverà a dover indagare suo malgrado per conto della sorella impicciona sulla strana vita di una signora perbene.
Rosie Ipecac: The Paris Years
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 138,610. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Buffalo bombshell Rosie Ipecac makes a hasty marriage to hotshot lawyer Johnny Moran when he is suddenly assigned to Paris. Rosie hasn't a clue to what either Paris or her new husband are all about. Thanks to a clairvoyant, an eccentric fashionista and Inspector Maigret, she finds out more than she wanted to know. Along the way she shows us a Paris you've never seen before.
The Test
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,090. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Senior citizen, George Eldridge returns home after mysteriously disappearing two years before and begins to build a space ship in his back yard causing his wife to question his sanity. What follows is a humorous and exciting adventure in space where the two seniors find themselves caught up in a war between two alien races and must use all of their resources to outwit both sides and survive.
Profilo d'autore
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Price: $3.87 USD. Words: 19,700. Language: Italian. Published: September 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Scrivere può essere anche un mestiere e, come tutti i mestieri, non sempre piacevole e comunque mai facile. Ecco le peripezie di uno scrittore frustrato in difficoltà con i familiari ma, soprattutto, contestato dai propri personaggi.
Sparks
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 72,540. Language: British English. Published: September 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
"I will go back to reading David Quantick's excellent Sparks now" - Neil Gaiman “If you choose to only live in one alternative reality make sure it’s the one in which you read Sparks by David Quantick” – Ben Aaronovitch When Paul Sparks is dumped by Alison, he decides to use a gateway into a million parallel universes to look for a new girfriend - an A
The Best Collection of Male and Female Anecdotes, Can You Imagine...?, Volume II
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Price: Free! Words: 10,360. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The best "Can You Imagine?" columns concerning the much talked about topic of ‘male and female' (human and not so human) stuff. You’ll laugh out loud at unexpected bodily functions. And find out who won the battle between Mars and Venus. Plus, discover the "Three R's of Dating" and "What Women Want." Grease your bone again and download your copy of "Can You Imagine...? Volume II” today!
UnderWorld
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 108,850. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
It was war, and that made it all right. A servant girl is caught at ground zero of the Great Calamity, sparking a war that forces the inhabitants of a fractured world together underground in dreary subsistence. But her survival comes with a gift, and a curse, passed on to her bitter, cynical daughter who wants nothing more than to break free of the UnderWorld, and she's bringing down the house.
The Missing Child
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 850. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men
This is the inaugural short story of the ten year-old author who goes by the name "Big Mike." He's on a quest to earn enough money to buy his own gaming computer. This story may or may not be based on real people and/or real events. The release of this story is authorized by Big Mike's father, who refuses to fork out that much money, but is perfectly happy to let Big Mike try to earn it.
13 Things Your Dog Would Say...If You Were Gone and There Were No Consequences
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,270. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
So, Let me share with you a little about me and what this book is about... It occurred to me that a lot of people are “ourselves” when we are truly by our self. The only person or animal that may see us for who we truly are ( other than the Almighty ) is our dog.
Memoirs of a Cat
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / General
(5.00 from 1 review)
"Memoirs of a Cat" is a whimsical cat-narrated auto-biography told in poetry form. An interpretation is also told through the eyes of the humans. It is a funny story about a cat who believes she is queen of the home and learns to find companionship with a kitten when the people decide to add to their family. This story is enjoyed by young and old; even if you don't have cats.
Homing Mouse
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Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
(4.00 from 1 review)
Another comic adventure for the trio of lovable mice starts when Rolo meets a wounded homing pigeon. “Homing Mouse” is a comedy in a similar vain to Ratatouille - if you are a parent please read through before giving to a child. For an introduction to the characters in this story it is suggested you read "Mice Movie", the first story in the series, and "Mouse on a Motorcycle".
Save Me, Rip Orion
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 61,380. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
An abandoned house is set aflame. Roscoe stumbles upon evidence that reveals the arsonist’s next target. Evoking his childhood icon, the mighty Rip Orion, Roscoe decides to become the real life version of the superhero and apprehend the pyromaniac. However, the fantasy rapidly unravels when events don’t unfold in classic comic book fashion. To save the world, Roscoe must play the role of villain.
Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin
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Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,610. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
One day after years of unpleasantness, Alice loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically someone steals it. And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And it’s a lot easier to be ruthless now that she’s heartless. She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one... By the author of The Poniworld Chronicles and SinEaster.
Dicing With Diamonds
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Price: Free! Words: 18,930. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jed Namara quits a top job to hunt hidden diamonds in Polynesia and discovers pursuing Kami, a local girl, promises even more sparkle.
BushWhacked
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Series: Thea Campbell Mysteries, Book 4. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 87,160. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
A human skeleton is the last thing Thea Campbell and fiancé Paul Hudson expect to find buried in their own yard. As the town of Snohomish, Washington erupts with excitement over a fantasized pirate treasure and the ghost guarding it, someone is working overtime to destroy all evidence of a decades-old crime, and Thea and Paul could be walking straight into a trap.
Upside Down
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Price: Free! Words: 6,840. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Introducing the Michael Ferris mysteries. All new characters, modern day Earth. Former homicide cop Mike Ferris consults on unusual murders. A weird crime scene drags Mike into the hunt for a disgruntled property owner. Humorous noir. For liberal mature persons only. The story implies an acceptance of an alternative lifestyle, thus the content may be inappropriate for minors and conservatives.
Ronnie and Me
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The first time I saw Ronnie he was alone and looked forlorn. My name is Al. I like to think I'm a nice guy. People who know me say I'm a sucker for a sad story or woebegone looks. I won't deny it. That's why I decided to be a friend to Ronnie and cheer him up. Therein lies the tale.
French Roast and Lingerie
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 71,170. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
What do French roast coffee, pantie raiders, the CIA, and the FBI have in common? It's a mystery, and newly minted private eye Humphrey Jameson must solve it. Jameson faces these mysteries, and many more, as he learns whether it is possible for one man to survive the attacks of many. Maybe he can, if his name is Humphrey. Mystery, comedy,action!