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Heaven Is Not Like Carnoustie
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,430. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Comedy about the End of the World - Colin Kelly is seeing things, mainly angels. Most troubling is the Archangel Gabriel who visits Colin's quiet suburban garden to tell him that he is now the prophet for the third millennium; and to steal cookies. The Four Horsemen are approaching, will mankind listen to the Word of Colin before it's all too late?
The Love Machine & other contraptions
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 56,530. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012 by infinity plus. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
In this, his debut collection in English, Israeli author Nir Yaniv collects stories from over a decade of writing. In turns humorous, lyrical, profound - but always entertaining - these are the haunting tales of an author at the height of his power. "Each story is a bright flash of odd brilliance... unmissable." - Lavie Tidhar, World Fantasy Award winning author of Osama.
Don't Cry for me Margarita
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Price: Free! Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The plan was simple. Succeed and be promoted, fail and be fired. An ill-advised night of drinking to celebrate a co-workers birthday leaves Jack scrambling the day of the big presentation. A comedy of errors threatens to derail his day and his job as one crisis after anothers calls for his attention, least of which is his tiny dog with a big heart Bruiser.
Samson and Delilah- WORST. STORY. EVER.
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 3,110. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
I don't know if you've ever read this story in the bible- but man- it sucks!
The Obsession Express
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,240. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The friends do go on a road trip, but one’s trying to hook up with his obsession girl, and the other one is torn between the safe girl, or the one who’s a little psycho. Nah, a lot psycho. Umm, really really psycho, but the sex is so good, it's hard to stop.
The Official Rules: Dieting
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,830. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What are the rules about donuts? When’s it OK to eat chocolate? What do the rules say if no one sees you eat something? When is it best to step onto the bathroom scales? What are the rules for food licked from spoons when cooking? Not sure? Then you need The Official Rule Book for Dieting. It’s life’s unwritten rules, written down.
The Incomplete Dog Book - Nothing You Ever Wanted To Know About Dogs Volume 2
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Series: The Incomplete Dog Book - Nothing You Ever Wanted To Know About Dogs, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,620. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
This is a cartoon/humor book that looks at dogs and our love of them. It is set-up as a typical breed book but with parody styling, with Volume 1 covering general subjects as well as the Herding, Working, and Sporting breeds. This is for anyone who appreciates dogs and the fun and joy they bring us! Find out what this book has to say about your favorite breed or even your least favorite.
Finding A Man For Sylvia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 60,040. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2012 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
A well-intentioned but clueless romantic is determined to find love for her lonely neighbor over her exasperated husband’s objections.
Detective Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: American English. Published: November 25, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A parody of detective stories with the requisite damsel in distress, double crosses and confusion.
The Evanescence Chronicles: Volume I
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Price: Free! Words: 152,350. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Is Mercedes Strand living every tween girl's dream, or a sane person's nightmare?
Love, Babylonian Style
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 910. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A shy academic learns the unexpected secret of appealing to the opposite sex.
Underground Nest
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 23,180. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
When Zachary Severins, dedicated Scoutmaster and community leader, is caught cheating on his wife, she divorces him, his children lose respect for him, and his mistress spurns him. Only after Zach loses everything does he start to learn the true meaning of friendship, love, and responsibility. Underground Nest is a briskly told short novel with surprising empathy for its unlikeable protagonist.
12 Rhymes of Christmas
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Price: Free! Words: 2,780. Language: British English. Published: November 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
A free collection of original, comic, and irreverent poems for the festive holiday season
Moneyballs
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You set the price! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Octavia Pizzeria reports from the premiere of MoneyBalls - The Hologram; a re-creation of an ancient and forgotten pastime – Baseball - staring the most drooled over couple in the universe….Bradicus Pitticus and His wife, the cerebral diva, Joli Angelipkiss
Sarah's Queen Anne Bar and Sometime Interplanetary Travel Agency
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,720. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2012 by Towhee Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Sarah's bar doubles as an interplanetary waystation for visiting aliens. When a cat, a crow and a four-foot blob of talking green goo walk into the bar, and the gooball informs Sarah and her otherworldly bartender that it needs transportation off Earth right now (or the Earth is doomed -- of course), her only recourse is the emergency portal in the basement. The one she calls "The Vortex of Hell."
The Toilet Paper Conspiracy
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Price: Free! Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Terrorists have decided to hit the West where it will hurt the most: their bowels. Now two super spies will teach the terrorists a lesson they will never forget: No body touches our toilet paper and lives to tell the tale. The Toilet Paper Conspiracy is a 5300 word short story, starring Jack and Shakespeare.
I Pay Your Wages! A Beginners Guide to the Police Service 2014
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 70,160. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Reference » Careers
Thinking of a police career? Occasionally frightening, but always exciting, PC Surname guides you all the way from application, through training, and on to what a new police recruit really gets up to out on the streets. Cross the police line for a unique, humorous and accurate insight into front line policing in the UK, whilst learning essential police powers, procedures and policies as you go.
A Tickle in the Funny Bone
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,850. Language: Canadian English. Published: November 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A dozen of Jack's funniest blog posts, mostly April Fool's tricks and the readers' hilarious responses. Also several other funny columns that will give readers the option to laugh.
Mistletoe and Wine
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Series: Christmas Comedy Trilogy, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,190. Language: British English. Published: November 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Molly Compton is spending the holidays with her family, but she is not looking forward to it after what happened to her last year. So even with a sprig of mistletoe in one hand and a wine in the other, it still sees Molly dreading having the Christmas from hell. But could she end up having the time of her life instead? This funny novella contains lots of Christmas cheer and festive fun throughout.
Sugar Maples
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 80,210. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Consigned to a nursing home whose elderly, frail residents are disrespected and mistreated by staff and terrorized by neighborhood toughs, a retired military man decides he isn't going to take it any more. Then, when an ailing ex-convict, a sophisticated con man with nothing to lose, joins the home, the stage is set for sweet revenge, as well as a last chance at romance.