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Care and Feeding of Your New Pet: Clam Dragon
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,520. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Have you ever wished you owned a dragon? Are you looking into getting one? Have you thought of the practical issues you will be facing? Aimed at the new owner, this humorous illustrated short how-to book explains everything a new owner will need to know on how to raise the rare clam dragon.
Bye Bye, Miss American Pie
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,700. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012 and represented by Dystel and Goderich Literary Management. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In this hilarious novella, an attractive female senator running for president gets caught with her illegal — but totally hot! — pool boy, she is forced to go on television to apologize to the nation. But she has other ideas, and when she tells America, “I got mine, now get yours! You know you want it!” she inadvertently kindles a new sexual revolution and launches the wildest campaign in history.
Felix and Eve
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,310. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Feminist
Felix and Eve are two people from very different generations that live together for the summer. The elderly Felix hires Eve to be a live-in caregiver while he recovers from heart bi-pass surgery. Eve is a self reliant vagabond with counterculture values who lives in the moment while Felix is an unyielding man who is set in his ways. He tells her about when he worked for the notorious Al Capone.
Wild Mush Rooms
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 13,070. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Environmental politics
Short stories hide among saucy and serious poems, song parodies and liberal skeptic opinions on subjects from global warming to fem lib, drugs, condoms, how Castro helps Miami and much more. Like wild mushrooms, most items in this book are yummy but some may be tasteless or toxic.
Balls
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 3,440. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Matthew and Winston are in Italy on important business - but Matthew wants one final adventure before he ties the knot with his fiancee back home in the States. As Matthew drags Winston across Italy on a paranoid pursuit of murderers, Winston has a trick of his own waiting up the sleeve of his expensive suit...
Unintended Heroes
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Series: The Ambler's Odyssey, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 107,810. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
When Insidious Chi threatens the universe with apathy, all its heroes are gathered to do battle. Unfortunately two bumbling Earthlings qualify for an invite.
The Dead Celebrity Space Corps
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
It's sad when a celebrity dies before their time. But, what if they're not really dead? What if they've just been recruited to a higher purpose?
Moses, God and the Plagues- A Pharaoh's View
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,310. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
(4.00 from 1 review)
Everyone is familiar with the ultimate smackdown battle between Moses and the Pharaoh of Egypt. But I don't get the feeling many people have actually read the text.
Room Four
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 67,810. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
(4.00 from 1 review)
Just after Christmas, Alan Fries, hapless accountant, wonders why nurses with antler hats are hovering over him. Can he survive a cardiac arrest and the antics of the staff at St. Augustine's ER with only Jerry (the grumpy old man who died earlier in the same bed) for company? Real-life ER doc pens a darkly funny story of two men - one dead, the other comatose, whose discourse is lively, indeed.
Disarmony: Racconti Rosa "Sciocching"
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Price: $3.87 USD. Words: 8,690. Language: Italian. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Divertentissimi, grotteschi, satirici, paradossali, questi racconti sono stati scritti a quattro mani nell’arco di vent’anni. Sono la parodia sciocchina e divertente dei romanzi rosa… Alcuni sono decisamente datati, altri fiammanti e chiaramente più attuali.
La posta di Eustachio
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Price: $3.87 USD. Words: 11,900. Language: Italian. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Questo epistolario comico fu pubblicato per la prima volta da Solfanelli nel 1993 e fu recensito dalla rivista satirica "Cuore". Divertente, scanzonato, satirico, brillante, ironico, contiene riflessioni interessanti sul mondo dell'editoria. Lo schema è molto semplice: gli autori inviano i manoscritti alla casa editrice, Eustachio li legge e giudica quali sono degni di pubblicazione...
A Father's Smile
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,860. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Horace Wallwood's roof is leaking and his spirits are sagging. His life is not going well when he hears a call to action from an unusual source. Will he answer the call? Find out how he responds and discover why Grove City is a quirky, unique, and lovable town where you might want to live if it were not a fictional place.
Glatteiswarnung
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,520. Language: German. Published: September 5, 2012 by Annette Paul. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
Dina gerät während einer Glatteisperiode in Schwierigkeiten. Nicht nur als Fußgänger und Autofahrer, sondern auch beruflich. Doch sie weiß sich zu helfen. Kurzgeschichte 5138 Wörter
Murder Begins at Home (A Novella)
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Series: Gertie Johnson Murder Mysteries, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,850. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Gertie has her hands full with her 92-year-old M-I-L, who is writing a guide to controlling husbands and using local examples. Then an old-timer goes missing and winds up right next to a dead body with the murder weapon clutched in his fist. Soon Gertie will have a few behind-the-scenes relationship stories of her own. She doesn’t know it yet, but living to tell them is going to be the tricky part
Five O' Clock High: The Rumors Spread
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,710. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A satirical romp through an office building. Where everyone wants to fuck everyone else and everyone below tries to kiss ass and grab favors, and all and sundry try to undermine those around them.
A Husband’s Lot
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Price: Free! Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever wonder what goes through a man’s mind as he attempts to be Mr. Fixit? A Husband’s Lot is a light-hearted look at a “honey do” project gone wrong. A short story laced with humor, but oh, so true.
Harvey Shmidlap Seeks the Perfect Cheesecake
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 98,780. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Distilled from Polish peasant stock Harvey Shmidlap is only destined for greatness in terms of his belt size. But he has a half baked plan to achieve fame. When the Eponymous Food Association, the international body for naming foods, tastes his mother's cheesecake, the name Shmidlap will live forever on people's lips! Harvey's hilarious quest to get the recipe from his mother is a delicious tale.
Peculiar Rhymes and Intimate Observations: A Book of Light Verse
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,860. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This book of often-hilarious, semi-warped poetry will appeal to ne’er do wells, Jezebels, scallywags and those allergic to frou frou. Writer and blogger Moonbeam McQueen rhymes her way through the subjects of romance, aging, music, technology, the Great Outdoors and more. Buy one for yourself and one for a friend-- they’ll love you for it, and so will Ms. McQueen.
Mr. Shaddo
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,630. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
When the alien Lord Svet hired Shaddo to steal a gladiator known as the Purple Avenger, Shaddo thought he could get in, get out, and get paid. It didn't work out that way. He didn’t expect to run afoul of the Emperor Na-Ret – really more of a gangster than a monarch, but don’t tell HIM that – or find himself fighting the Purple Avenger in a cage match over a tank of hungry bloodworms.
Fester
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,470. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Two friends. Twenty-two bands. Three numbers. And thirty-seven prank phone calls...