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Reality Book Group & 3 Other Short Plays
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Price: Free! Words: 6,220. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Category: Plays » American / African American
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What’s more important, the book or the members? In "Reality Book Group," three college professors invite a book-loving ex-convict to join them. Selected from more than 400 plays written by New England playwrights, "Reality Book Group" was top-billed in The Boston Globe and performed at the 2012 Boston Theater Marathon. Plus 3 other 10-minute plays
No Moor
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Buddy doesn't like Carl. Carl doesn't like Buddy. Nan doesn't like Mum. Mum doesn't like Nan. Dad is too afraid to express a preference. Jill's had enough of the lot of them. This is what happens when a family day out goes bad. No Moor is a short story.
Not Funny
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,340. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Is one really the loneliest number? How do weathermen predict the weather? What do chess pieces say during battle? Why are aliens so interested in probing? Why is there no state called East Virginia? Would the Park Place Planning Committee really allow someone to build a hotel? Comedian Patrick Hennessey explores these topics and many more in his debut collection of 28 hilarious short stories.
I Married a Pirate
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 76,800. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Katie Fforde says this fast-paced sexy comedy is "A rip-roaring ride. Huge fun!" Camilla is the bravest, craziest woman to ever be kidnapped by an old guy in a pirate ship. (He was one of her internet-men when she lived in France.) But does she really have what it takes to be a romantic heroine? And what did happen to her knickers? This jaunt around the Caribbean is not for the faint-hearted!
Angel or Devil? and other short stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,240. Language: British English. Published: August 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Drama » Anthologies
Four short stories of life and death, ranging from the depths of painful drama to the lighthearted humour of everyday life. Is it ever right to take a life? Can a broken heart ever recover? How much courage does it take to commit suicide? How smart is Sir Richard Peabrain?
Mr. Poltergeist Gets Hired
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,120. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2012 by EDUBook LDA. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Have you ever wondered how a Poltergeist would act while searching for a job? What do you thing he would do to convince the job interviewers that he was the best choice for the company? Find out and have a good time! (This story is part of a series: Mr. Werewolf/Zombie/Vampire Gets Hired is also available)
Granny Gruesome 2: Thoughts and Observations to Terrify Adults
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,290. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Granny Gruesome is back with another humorous collection of twisted thoughts and observations about life, careers, and barn yard animals. This time, with only adults in the room, she won’t pull her punches. Be prepared to laugh, cringe, and scream out in horror. So, stand back, take a deep breath, and let the gruesome show begin. Appropriate for older teenagers and adults.
Murder Bags
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Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Camping: The Do It Yourself Crime Scene Kit, is all about the fact that camping leads to death, yours. Don't do it, its dangerous. Nature is a dangerous place that is out to get you! You've been warned.
Charlie and the ghost hunters The Legend of Lillie Rose
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 39,090. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Come with Charlie and his friends as they learn about friendship, living and dying and about doing whats right. Join Lillie while she teaches us all to accept things that can't be changed, have a laugh, a good cry and enjoy the journey and learn we are truly never alone.
Cats and Cowboys
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,640. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012 by Astraea Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Lanna Kirby and her cat, Gordon, flee Indiana when her racecar-driver boyfriend publicly humiliates her. A job in a small Texas post office seems far enough away and a good place to start over. Lanna’s through with men, for sure. That is, until a handsome cowboy strolls in. *50% OF ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS BOOK GO TOWARD WWW.THEPETFUND.COM*
A World Outsourced
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 97,150. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The wildly hilarious and endearing Harry teams up with uptight and cheap Chander to set up a business in India to run the affairs of Canada for a fee after disgruntled Canadians vote to outsource their government. Much to one parent’s chagrin, Chander’s daughter, Rosie, and Harry’s son, Maninder, fall in love. Comical escapades ensue as Maninder tries to woo Rosie and impress world leaders.
Plutoed
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 4,170. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When you mess with the ego of a god, you'd better be prepared for the consequences... This humorous short tale explains what REALLY happened when astronomers took it upon themselves to relegate the ninth planet to the status of dwarf.
Summerland
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,630. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Larger than life personalities make up for this smaller than average town.
Ignorance of the Law
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Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
(3.25 from 4 reviews)
When a pack of backwoods local yokels begin to lumber toward civilized space in their slapped-together warp speed jalopy, a working-Joe cop has to take action. He soon finds himself in the eternal dilemma of the policeman on the beat: how to strike a balance between justice and enforcing the letter of the law?
Jack Turnip
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 111,020. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Jack threw everything he had into his dream of adventure. Unfortunately, adventure threw it all back, harder, and with a few below the belt kicks added for good measure. Now, with his sanity hanging on by a twitchy thread, he is the last hope his petulantly flat planet has at survival...which might explain the plunge in property values.
The Scottish Movie
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 96,950. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
(5.00 from 1 review)
Harry Greenville, a part-time writer living in modern Los Angeles, writes a novel about Shakespeare's 'Macbeth', and the cause of its unlucky reputation. He posts the first draft on a website where it's discovered by Hollywood — but not in a good way. The result: life mirrors art in an entertaining tale of revenge. (Positive reviews at Goodreads.com, etc. BRAG Medallion.)
The United States of Air: a Satire
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Price: Free! Words: 75,390. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. As part of the Global War on Fat, he puts food terrorists in Fat Camp. When a pizza dealer gets whacked across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. But what Frolick finds out shakes his faith. Will he ever be able to eat air again?
Dead Man Walking
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Price: Free! Words: 920. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Whisper Ludlow's ex-husband, Luther, has always been odd. That was why, when they first met forty years ago, she hadn't thought much of it when he said, "When I die, I want my body to be sat out in the middle of the crowd at my repast." At the time, she thought it had been hysterical. Now, though, when it's time for her to fullfill his wish, she has second thoughts.
That's Really Super, Super-Gal
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,850. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Super-Gal is on trial for her life. She's accused of murder and if she's found guilty she will face the most terrible fate possible -- becoming a mere mortal.
Now He Thinks He's Dead - A Ben Spanner & H. J. Mavity Mystery
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 37,470. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
H. J. Mavity still wants to get rich quick; her ex-husband, Ben Spanner, still wants to keep her out of trouble; and her chief client, Lloyd Dobkin, thinks someone is trying to kill him. He's right-H.J.'s in trouble, and Ben has his hands full as Dobkin's murderer decides that the lovely artist knows the secret of the girl with the butterfly on her arm...