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The Vampire Hunter Comes To Call (The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles, # 2)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,720. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this hilarious follow-up to Employment Interview With A Vampire, it’s clear to Deidre that her vampire boss, Nathaniel, needs to get a life...or at least an undead life. Unfortunately, her efforts to gain him a friend will catch the attention of a vampire hunter. Armed with a walker, a fanny pack filled with stakes and a 40-year-old quest for vengeance, Silas may just prove Nathaniel's match.
Take a Break & Have a Laugh Series. Sexy Security Guard, Invisible Bricks for Russian Mafia, Space Rabbit vs. Captain Doomsday and more!
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Price: Free! Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Laughter is the best tool to deal with stress and boredom. Made-up scientific studies show that hamsters who read books from 'Take a Break Have a Laugh" series live 10 times longer than humorless hamsters that are into Goth novels and French documentaries. In all seriousness though, after you read short stories from this book you will feel great! Enjoy!
Lost in Zombieland
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 59,870. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Lost in Zombieland: The Rise of President Zero is a withering, hysterical satire of the Barack Obama administration that will rock your notion of America under progressive rule. This book delivers fast-paced action, political chaos, civil upheaval, military combat, and packs a wallop that will rip you out of your seat and send you charging into the fray.
Motorcycles For Wednesdays
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Price: Free! Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Emma has a thing about control. She has to have it. Everything has its place and Wednesdays are most definitely, always, grocery days. No questions asked.
The Steakhouse Cowboys
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Western
Brett and Harry are cowboys in the truest sense of the word. They are hard, tough, and serious men who take their jobs and steaks serious.
The Dog's Philosopher - The Reluctant Athlete
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Tim’s dad has been pushing Tim hard to turn Tim into an elite athlete. Coming a close second isn’t good enough for Mr Rogers because, as he repeatedly tells his son, a miss is as good as a mile. So, how does Tim finally turn this philosophy back on his Dad? Don’t miss this next monthly installment in The Dog’s Philosopher series.
I'm No P.I.
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 51,090. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2012 by Post Mortem Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
I’m No P.I. brings a 21st century point of view to the humorous side of noir detective fiction. After all, where else but noir fiction can a 56 year old unemployed alcoholic, who still lives with his mother, solve a crime the authorities are convinced has already been solved?
Rejection, A Novel
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 67,440. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Maggie McKenzie battles overwhelming rejection, raccoon attacks and personal space invading coworkers with only random facts and a growing sense of adventure.
How the Apocalypse Can Make You Lose Your Job
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,520. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The world's only hope is a fast food employee armed with a spatula. Well, the world could also hope that the personification of Grease, the Olde Englishe Gangstas, and an army of Puns eager for human flesh are all just hallucinations. That might work too.
The Lost Then Found Essays of Joe Fusco Jr.
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,300. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2012 by Lakshmi Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A funny collection of short stories from the one and only Joe Fusco Jr. These stories will guarantee a good laugh. Joe Fusco Jr. has mastered the rare art of spinning amazing tales that can always capture the imaginations of audiences anytime.
The Hereafter Gang
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 116,380. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On a hot summer Texas afternoon, Cindy Nance introduces young Doug Hoover to the two great secrets of life. Doug likes the first secret a lot. The second, that guys grow up and go to work, doesn't appeal to him at all. A series of meaningless marriages and do-nothing jobs prove Cindy was right. Turned off by the present, Doug tries to recapture the joys of his past.
The Shooting of Basil Tremain
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Price: Free! Words: 1,260. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2012 by MoshPit Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you enjoyed Brian Parker's 'The Avalanche' then you're sure to love the story of Basil Tremain and his unspoken desire to get the better of Doggett, another planter on the Birmingham Estate. In front of a crowd of dozens, Bazz and his mate Rowley set Doggett up to show him who's boss, once and for all.
Orcs Do
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,460. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2012 by Wonder Realms Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A Fantasy Short Story. Ever wonder if orcs have a wife and children tucked away somewhere back home? Well they do. This is the story of one orc marm, tired of all the fighting, who decides to take a stand. Dedicated to every mother who has ever tried to take an infant and toddlers anywhere. Includes a FREE bonus story, "Magic Works" and a preview of the epic fantasy romance, The Seedtouch.
Don't email When Drunk
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Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
We all get ticked off from time to time, but responding by email when intoxicated is not the way to go. A few of my examples should be a warning to you all! Anyone who can expand on this by adding a few more examples has my blessing to take over. All I ask is that you keep the title and cover (add your own name to mine) and keep it free. I look forward to the additions. Call me on facebook first.
Literary Dynamite
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 10,240. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
An unappreciated author. An ugly bunny. Dynamite. Need I say more? Get ready for a wild and amusing adventure, which author Wenona Hulsey calls, "A unique and wacky solution for dealing with writer's block." Literary Dynamite is a short story, weighing in at 10,286 words (approximately 41 pages). The main story is 3,110 words (approximately 13 pages).
From Here to Kingdom Come
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Price: $2.40 USD. Words: 9,230. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alice Wondrel is taken away in a whirlwind to a ghost town where the Mayor sends her on a mission with the Gospel Train. She finds the Conductor and passengers off-putting and tries to escape only to find herself out to sea. She is then washed overboard and swallowed by a whale. You won't put this comic journey down until you find out how it all started in a simple committee meeting.
Austino’s Holy Quest
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,360. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Color illustrated. Austino is sent on a quest to convert England to Christianity, by Pope Gregory, spending 20 years traveling and enjoying life. Comedic but insightful. In another tale, he appears, somehow, at the new and greatly reformed Vatican City, in the year 2031, along with Pope Beverly and many old friends.
The Is Shop
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Price: Free! Words: 4,380. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Archie has never worked in an Is Shop before, although he's learning fast. Things are not that straightforward though: the proprietor is decidedly odd, the shop only stocks what the last person wanted and the customers are uncommonly rude. But things are to get stranger still...
Road Hazards
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,110. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012 by Fario. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
"We'll spend five minutes talking with some people, go from one station to the next with others, live two or three years, or even twenty, with others still. At bottom, though, we do nothing but run into each other (how long doesn't matter), run into each other and always by chance. And always part company."
PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 66,180. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If the Sopranos wore overalls and didn't care for shoes, they'd likely live in Mexican Wells, Texas. If Jack hadn't screwed up a no-brainer holdup in Amarillo, if he hadn't gotten high with a long-legged Oklahoma girl--hey, if he'd ever done anything right, he wouldn't have ended up in the Huntsville pen. He sure wouldn't be washing dishes in a dump like WAN'S. - A Modern Classic