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Freds Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
Greeting Cards from A Quick One Before Bed
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Price: Free! Words: 160. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A selection of 8 cartoons formatted ready to print at home as greeting cards. Send them to friends as Birthday Cards, Christmas Cards, or whatever occasion you choose. Taken from the Ebook entitled A Quick One Before Bed. Print as many as you like for friends and family.
Animalia
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: Free! Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
Quirky verses with a loosely animal related theme, including armadillos, camels, stick insects, elephants and dodos, but not necessarily in that order.
Captain Disaster and the Twin Terrors of Unholy Matrimony
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,880. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011 by Rapid-Dynamix Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Bernard Keyes travels cross-country with his identical twin girls so they can be flower girls in his brother's wedding. But that last mile of winding country roads just might be the hardest part of his journey... other than the ceremony itself. An inkling of trouble cracks in Captain Disaster's arthritic knuckles, but can he push his sputtering, rusted-out old truck fast enough to save the day?
Diary of a Bitchy Chick
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,420. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit
(5.00 from 1 review)
Written in a chatty, humorous, blog-style, this is the diary of Callie - a twenty-three year old journalist whose disastrous love-life and strange job gives her plenty to write about. If you have ever dated a string of losers or wondered what to do with your life, this is the book for you. If you enjoy down-to-Earth chicklit, you should enjoy Callie's sarcastic, and often bitchy, remarks
Agonising Golf
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 57,100. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Golf's premier agony aunt/coach, Ms Kallas-Way, answers all those questions you're too embarrassed to ask your pro. Perplexing questions such as 'Could golf bag Feng Shui lower my score?'
Thanks, Eddie
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Price: $2.24 USD. Words: 72,670. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A witty satire on City life, which will be gruesomely familiar to all those who work within the Square Mile. The Times Most enjoyable...good on office atmosphere, City jargon, slap and tickle. The Guardian No-one knows more about the workings of Dividend Investments than Eddie Fly... no, he isn't the Chief Executive but the head messenger, the life and soul of the company...
The Monogamist
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Price: $2.24 USD. Words: 79,150. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Half of marriages end in divorce. But is it all roses for the other half? From the author of Sail or Return, The Monogamist an original and moving comedy, bubbling with laughter and surprise, about staying married. Packed with comic invention The Times Perceptive and very funny Observer
Sail Or Return
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Price: $2.24 USD. Words: 89,730. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a book with much original humour, a highly accomplished farce with plenty of sharply observed social detail and a fast-moving narrative pace to match its tight plotting.The Times Literary Supplement 'a hilarious chronicle,' Manchester Evening News This is a very funny first novel about the folly of trying to realise one's dreams. A witty, extremely entertaining read.' Woman's Journal
How To Spot A Wizard In London
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,350. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2011 by Kevin Dunlevy. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
King Arthur's back on the most daring quest of his life: find Merlin within five days and return to the Otherworld or get trapped in the 21st century. Arthur stumbles through London with the help of three fantasy role-players. But finding a wizard in London proves more difficult than they imagine. It's five days of hilarity and misadventure as Arthur discovers How to Spot a Wizard in London.
The Seventeenth of Septober
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,700. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2011 by Vauk House Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
What’s more important, the schedule or the scheduler? Who really runs the office anyway? The staff need the schedule, but the scheduler needs a signature. By the way, the men and women around the big scary conference table need new ideas. From somewhere. Anywhere. Bonus: The edition contains three bonus flash fiction stories. “The Nameless Man”, “Junk Silver”, & “The Style Intruder”.
Profit Sharing
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,240. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2011 by Fiero Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
When Benjamin Drogan starts work as a idealistic young associate in the law firm Sutherland Pink, he assumes his magics will be an asset. He soon finds he’s mistaken, not only about that, but about everything magical. It’s going to take a radical rethink to make it all work.
Veteran of a Thousand Battles
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Price: Free! Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
"A man's home is his castle..." - James Otis, Against Writs of Assistance, 1761
Price Breaks And Heartaches Volume Two
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 51,000. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The continuing somewhat true story of how I barely lost my virginity, almost missed out on true love and nearly lost my mind!
The Groundhog: A Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man tries to find solace in yardwork while looking for a new job, but he is about to meet his arch-enemy: a yard-wrecking groundhog.
Hallie’s Destiny
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Series: Donovans of the Delta, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,620. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Hallie Donovan goes camping to forget an ex-husband whose control had imprisoned her, and to plan her future. She never expected to meet a charming man who shares her interest in the freedom of the open road. Or does he? Camping to escape the harsh realities of a broken family dependent on him, Josh Butler never expected to encounter the most successful model his company had ever hired.
Sleepless Nights
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Series: Donovans of the Delta, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,650. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Home for the Christmas holidays, former NFL football star Tanner Donovan never expected to discover the woman who had jilted him for his best friend. Nor did he expect that after eleven years Amanda Lassiter would resurrect old feelings. Now she’s free, and he’s always the talk of the small Southern town that elevates football to a religion.
Donovan’s Angel
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Series: Donovans of the Delta, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 55,540. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.22 from 9 reviews)
When Martie Fleming breezed into Pontotoc, Mississippi, determined to settle down, she never expected to land next door to the minister. She never expected her golden retriever to steal his shorts right off the clothes line. And she certainly never expected to fall in love. Everybody in town would agree they are so wrong for each other – everybody but Paul Donovan.
The Zen Of Art
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,430. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A Comedy about Zen Buddhism? Hai! Art Westin - high-strung, plugged-in, always-selling - is forced to spend a week in a Japanese Zen monastery... where he encounters a unique koan (“riddle”) of philosophy and phunny... culminating in a moment of satori (“insight”) that changes his life. But will this enlightenment last when he returns to the West?
Zombies!
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Price: Free! Words: 8,400. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
A Zombie Novella: Meet George. With his neighbours out for his blood, his coworkers after his hide and his ex-wife going in for the kill, George has had a really bad start to his day. It gets worse when the Zombie apocalypse happens, and people whom he has never even met actually do want to find out what his spleen tastes like - chicken, most likely, everything does, with enough mayo ...