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Explain That to a Martian 2
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Series: Explain That To A Martian, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,920. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
I had visitors. They had come all the way from Mars for my fish finger sandwiches.
Five Crimes Against Literature
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 23,520. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2012 by Rapid-Dynamix Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Professionally published writer Alistair Ainscott unleashes a vile compendium of five literary transgressions, a special room in hell for the serious-minded: "The Ferro-Erotic Roaches of Kiki," "Occupy Stinking America," "Maiden Voyage of the Pink Plastic Ponies," "Captain Disaster and the Twin Terrors of Unholy Matrimony," and "Why Oranges Are Apples", plus excerpt from "The Flies Dropped Dead."
All's Well Here (Life's Outtakes - Year 2) 52 Humorous and Inspirational Short Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 38,180. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
52 humorous and inspirational short stories, one for each week of the year. These stories are taken from the popular column, "Life's Outtakes". From the "All's Well", a story of a community pulling together to help a family in need, to the humor of a practical joke gone awry in "The April Fool's Joke" these stories will keep you laughing or help you think more deeply about what matters most.
Mr. E In Cabin 187 (The Hudson Agency)
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Series: Case Files of the Hudson Agency, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,440. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Case #2: From The Case Files of the Hudson Agency. A murder on a cruise sets Warren Eisenchezarrarus — better known as Mr. E. — on the hunt for a killer. The murder weapon can't exist, the detective's assistant is as green as a seasick turtle and worst of all, Mr. E. is supposed to be on vacation! How will he find the culprit with so few clues on a cruise ship full of suspects? 6,693 words
The Hudson Agency - Chicago Style
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Series: The Hudson Detective Agency, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,920. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Case #1: From the Case Files of the Hudson Agency. Private Eye, Carl Danby tries to stay out of the limelight. Ever since the detective injured his knee on the job, the big boss himself has hinted at Danby’s retirement. Then the Agency is hired by successful Chicago businessman, Benjamin Porter, who has recently been involved in a series of life-threatening accidents. Danby's assigned the case
The Last Great Lemonade-Stand Showdown
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,530. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
Southern California. Summer, 1962. With "Big Al" Torres and his squirt-gun-toting goons moving to corner the Thirty-Ninth Street lemonade-stand racket, Bobbie Johnston gears up for war. This summer, he has help: a kid who knows his way around squirt guns and water balloons. But will Bobbie's out-of-town muscle be enough? The turf war is on. Let the battle begin.
Love Octagon
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,880. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012 by Astraea Press. Category: Fiction » Christian » Romance
Kevin Smith is an ordinary guy. He works a plain job. Owns a normal, but disorganized home. And plays like every single man. In short, he is the average male. Until one day he steps from the shower and finds he has seven wives.
The Greatest Poem Ever Written, and Other Poems
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,220. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Ever wonder what the greatest poem ever written was? Well, stop wondering, because here it is, plus other poems with letters, words, and paragraphs. Brand spanking new edition.
Dog Eared
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Price: Free! Words: 1,780. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
My Life as a book. A tale of being recycled.
Micro relatos de acción funky
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Price: Free! Words: 1,700. Language: Spanish. Published: February 17, 2012 by PÚLPito. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Cinco relatos MUY breves de acción setentera con la (inapreciable) calidad PÚLPito. Incluye: "Atraco a las cinco", "Persecución en la autopista por David & Robin", "Escuchas pandilleras", "Disco Inferno" y El regreso de la Ring Machine Band".
Hauntings of the Heart
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,190. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2012 by Astraea Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When lost love shows up on your doorstep, what do you do? Minnie Schultz slams the door in his face. She and Gordon Anderson have a history—close to ancient history, given the fifty years since their last encounter. After all that time, it might seem like water under the bridge. But the water pours from the plumbing in Minnie’s B&B, the Lilac Bower, uncovering all the heartache between them.
Our Millie Leaves Home and Other Stories
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,540. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Our Millie used to say that she lived in the hairy armpit of life, but I didn’t know what she meant until I met her Ma, Big Mil. Big Mil stood almost six feet tall with muscles built from hard work and harder play. You never know what will happen next so please come into Our Millie’s world and prepare to be entertained and, perhaps, enlightened.
Bad Luck Bilby: Can You Survive Him?
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Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Bilby is such bad luck that adventure seekers from around the world have made the newest sport out of just trying to survive with him. Most people won't make it but a few have and are pushing the envelope by taking Bad Luck Bilby to some of the most dangerous places on earth to up the ante! Think K2 sounds dangerous? Even Sherpas won't make it wirh Bilby around!
Hazing Meri Sugarman
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 73,750. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit
Everything you've heard is true! In this deliciously humorous satire from award-winning author M. Apostolina, Meri Sugarman is introduced as Alpha Beta Delta's diabolically evil college sorority President. If total loser freshman Cindy Bixby can get past Pledge Week, then maybe (just maybe), she can bring Meri down at last. But Cindy better watch her back. Meri just might be unstoppable!
Why Oranges Are Apples
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,070. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2012 by Rapid-Dynamix Publishing. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
The Shadow Guy, an inept vampire. The Harbingers of Doom, Death, Destruction, and Other Nasty Things. The Happy Elves, the Pissy Flippin' Bastards, an outlandish pachderm wannabe. A medley of deranged characters assault the stage in this Pythonesque collection of comedy sketches that took the college theater circuit by storm, available as 100% genuine electrons for the first time ever...
Lady Mechatronic and the Steampunked Pirates
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Series: Lady Mechatronic and the Steampunked Pirates, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 18,450. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2012 by eXtasy Books. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
England has abolished slavery, but not all are willing to let the lucrative trade go without a fight. The Royal Navy is charged with keeping the Caribbean clean of slavers, pirates and privateers… but even in the Navy, there are those who put profit before principle.
North With Doc — Volume Five
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Series: North With Doc, Book 5. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 30,890. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Doc and the boys from Iowa are heading North for their annual fishing trip to Canada. After dozens of fly-in adventures in Northwest Ontario, and countless walleyes and northern pike boated, their unlikely escapades are as much about friendship as fishing. Here are rousing episodes 101 through 125 with Doc and his best buddies having the times of their lives.
North With Doc — Volume Four
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Series: North With Doc, Book 4. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 33,070. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Doc and the boys from Iowa are heading North for their annual fishing trip to Canada. After dozens of fly-in adventures in Northwest Ontario, and countless walleyes and northern pike boated, their unlikely escapades are as much about friendship as fishing. Here are rousing episodes 76 through 100 with Doc and his best buddies having the times of their lives.
North With Doc — Volume Three
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Series: North With Doc, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 36,080. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Doc and the boys from Iowa are heading North for their annual fishing trip to Canada. After dozens of fly-in adventures in Northwest Ontario, and countless walleyes and northern pike boated, their unlikely escapades are as much about friendship as fishing. Here are rousing episodes 51 through 75 with Doc and his best buddies having the times of their lives.
North With Doc — Volume Two
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Series: North With Doc, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,470. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Doc and the boys from Iowa are heading North for their annual fishing trip to Canada. After dozens of fly-in adventures in Northwest Ontario, and countless walleyes and northern pike boated, their unlikely escapades are as much about friendship as fishing. Here are rousing episodes 26 through 50 with Doc and his best buddies having the times of their lives.