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Covering Her Assets
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,230. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014 by Norah Wilson. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Dix Dodd is going undercover for Elizabeth Bee (now Mrs. Hugh Drammen). Elizabeth fears someone is out to kill her elderly husband. Since the pre-nup precludes her inheriting anything before they've been married a year, she's not about to let that happen.Posing as Elizabeth's mother (along with Dylan as her boy-toy, and Mrs. P as Nanny Jane), Dix is on the case, Covering Her Assets.
To Be Lovely, Be In Love!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,850. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
If life’s left you on a cold slab in love’s mortuary, your problem is simple: you’ve lost the art of being lovely. The cure? Atlanta society matron Constance Fontanne’s landmark first book on love, looks, and marriage. Miss Fontanne shows you how to jump back into your bowl of cherries and stop living the life of the ho-hum and hum-drum.
Wilks Lake, Titan
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Series: The Solar System Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 2,510. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
An astronaut by the name of Reynolds makes a fascinating pit stop on Saturn's moon, Titan.
Not Man Enough
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Price: Free! Words: 7,880. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The protagonist’s advocacy against mass accusation on him being ‘not man enough’. He also contests the parallel label of ‘not woman enough’. The jury is already out as he puts up his witty advocacy against the pop cultural benchmarks over gender appropriates and massive peer pressure on men and women alike for being ‘something enough’. It is for readers to preside on the judgment. He needs you!
Appearances to the Contrary, FIVE MACABRE TALES OF MISCHIEF, MAYHEM AND MIRTH
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,030. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Appearances to the Contrary… is comprised of five stories, some short, some longish. They are told in an irreverent and whimsical and sardonic tone. As to what part of the stories are invention and what parts are truth disguised as fiction, that's something you, the reader, will have to decide
SEM CHUMBO E LA SALMA RUSSANTE - racconti
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 235,260. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
La curia pignorò una villa di famiglia e il caso volle che c’avessi pure fatto il ritiro spirituale, e anche gli esercizi di catechismo prima della comunione… quindi girovagai a Camerano, per una breve parentesi persino a Castelplanio, a Castel D’Emilio... poi...
LA RIVOLTA DEI BIGATTI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 49,140. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Questa è la confusa storiaccia di Bùsba Bigàtti, detto el Cojò e di alcuni suoi amici nella città che ho ribattezzato Il Teatro dei Musi, dove soffia sempre la “rivoltura”, alimentata dal gran rodimento dei suoi cittadini.
LA FRETTA DEL MONDO
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 56,990. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Adesso era sulla Maserati grigio metallizzato. Neppure una rata avrebbe pagato e poi vallo a pescare! Coi documenti falsi, vallo a pescare, visto ch’è in fuga e si sposta pari a una cavalletta impazzita. «Oh, per una curiosità di quel tesoro della Saab 96, cosa m’avete dato?» «Giusto il bonus per la rottamazione, e che altro pretendeva?»
IO AL CUBO
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 53,830. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sono nato da un’esperienza erotica occasionale. Frutto di eroica libido estiva, covata all’interno di una discoteca “en plein aire” per soli abbronzati dai capelli strinati dalla lacca
IL PAVIMENTO DELLE DANZE - THE DANCING FLOOR
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 24,980. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Erano proprio due belle coppie, una doppia coppia ideale, un “Titanic” impareggiabile, Gino Knauss e Barbie Tùrici, congiunti ai loro intimi amici Ella Ash e Paul Paccio. Barbie Tùrici e Gino Knauss erano la coppia conflittuale, gli altri due costituivano invece la coppia moderna. Cominceremo a raccontare di Gino e Knauss e Barbie Tùrici e la seconda coppia entrerà in funzione quando al povero nar
HARD CORE MIO
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 45,020. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Peggiorò ogni cosa quando cominciammo, per quell’inquietudine nata nel vecchio secolo, che avrebbe portato l’umanità a peggiori soglie nel terzo millennio, a spostarci da dove venivamo. Dalla campagna si andò in paese, dal paese s’andò in città, dalla città alla metropoli e così via con verso opposto al naturale.
COMUNIONE DEI MALI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 18,810. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
La Vita è Una Grande Discoteca, e, fin da piccini, fedeli a tale impianto filosofico, non pensarono ad altro che a Seduzione e Trasgressione a Volontà, come avevano letto nelle riviste e ammirato nei serial. È forse per questo che i loro destini s’incrociarono nel Castello della Grande Palestra.
BALORDI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 44,850. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Ad incipit di ogni capitoletto sono in corsivo stati inseriti passaggi estrapolati alla Tesi di laurea “Uno studio sulla figura sociale del balordo, antropologia e mitopoiesi di un eroe” di Pandolfo Carnap dottore in sociologia e oggi latitante. Tali asserzioni non hanno diretto rapporto con i contenuti del narrato in capitolo, ma donano una cornice interpretativa utile al lettore sulle questioni
My Husband's Toes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,760. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One winter afternoon in 2012, my husband's toes began speaking to me. Utterly flabbergasted, I leaned in close and listened. I came to know them well in the weeks that followed -- their hopes and dreams, fears and self-doubts, and their astounding courage and good nature given their structural limitations. I present here the historic dialogues.
GEEKROPHILIA Issue 1
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Price: Free! Words: 1,090. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a comic-book best viewed on a modern tablet. (15+ contains adult concepts, swearing, mature humour and immature humour) It all begins with a scream.. But it could end with the history of the modern world being rewritten at a machine code level. What can mere hackers, geeks, cosplayers, trekkies, otaku and gamers do when confronted by the worlds fastest growing diabolical corporation.
Cindy and the Fella
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 53,660. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
They’re united by love…for the wrong people. Second-grade teacher Cindy McChad is brave and caring but clueless about her appearance; English professor Hugh Bemling has the soul of a knight but the physique of a nerd. Seeking to win their "true" loves, they find their fairy godmothers--and more--in each other. This romantic comedy was a finalist for the Golden Quill and Booksellers Best awards.
500 BEST JOKES EVER!
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Price: $1.90 USD. Words: 18,980. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Love jokes? Here's 500 of the best! All your favorites!
The Defective Detective : The Curious Case of the Kilchester Courier
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Chasing a parcel delivered to a neighbour, Clint is sucked into a remarkably civilised but mildly deranged crime scene. There he encounters almost-blackmail, not-actually prostitution, probable-sex scandals, genuine-imposters and the very real theft of something incredibly important. Twice.
Roll Over, Amundsen
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 52,900. Language: French. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Pour la première fois en Australie, voici Amundsen, mesdames et messieurs, Amundsen and his band ! Ils ont assassiné Detroit, explosé le pôle Sud, ils laissent derrière eux des cadavres en pagaille et des souvenirs impérissables. Il y a des zombies, des pingouins, un rocker et son manager, et suffisamment de vrais méchants pour peupler une salle de concert...
A Ghost, A Werewolf, and A Vampire: A Supernatural Trio Joke Book
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is a traditional joke form that goes "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister go into a bar...". What if more outrageous, supernatural trios went into that same bar or shared other activities? This book contains jokes about a ghost, a werewolf, a vampire, a witch, a skeleton, a troll, Thor, a Hobbit, the Devil, an angel, a fairy, a zombie, a dragon, and the Invisible Man!