In the Rouge, Part One: Do Mimes Dream of Invisible Sheep?    by Sean Forester
Price: $2.99 USD. 37530 words. Language: English. Published on May 25, 2012. Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure.
One part sci-fi adventure, one part Adams-esque humor, served in a tilted universe. Liam Gatley, has been shanghaied and forced into military service, and now all he wants is to go home. However, the reluctant Gatley soon finds himself thrust into a deadly confrontation with a creature known only as the Mime. Liam must struggle to keep his wits, or at least his sanity, as he faces this threat.

The Hereafter Gang    by Neal Barret Jr.
Price: $3.99 USD. 115870 words. Language: English. Published by Crossroad Press  on May 25, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
On a hot summer Texas afternoon, Cindy Nance introduces young Doug Hoover to the two great secrets of life. Doug likes the first secret a lot. The second, that guys grow up and go to work, doesn't appeal to him at all. A series of meaningless marriages and do-nothing jobs prove Cindy was right. Turned off by the present, Doug tries to recapture the joys of his past.

Pasta Noir: 40 Postmodern Pasta Recipes From Joyce to Hemingway, Freud to George Bush by Alberto Giuseppe and Susan Cook-Abdallah    by Alberto Giuseppe
Price: $3.48 USD. 32410 words. Language: English. Published on May 24, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody.
What might a Fitzgerald first course taste like? Or a Calvino spaghetti? That is, what spaghetti would taste like Calvino's works? And how would Hemingway present his? Let alone Michelangelo...

The Adventures of Seudanym Jones in the Body Loathers Society    by mason ball
Price: $1.99 USD. 63870 words. Language: English. Published on May 23, 2012. Fiction » Romance » General.
Four single girls unleash their own ultimate mate attraction secret weapon after they take the sage advice of a hippy that grew up as a nudist- Seudanym Jones. The result for all four is a new non-loathing perception and identity for themselves as well as promising new relationships. Learn how to be proactive in finding true love by discovering how to unleash your mate attracting secret weapon.

PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay    by Neal Barret Jr.
Price: $3.99 USD. 65780 words. Language: English. Published by Crossroad Press  on May 22, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
If the Sopranos wore overalls and didn't care for shoes, they'd likely live in Mexican Wells, Texas. If Jack hadn't screwed up a no-brainer holdup in Amarillo, if he hadn't gotten high with a long-legged Oklahoma girl--hey, if he'd ever done anything right, he wouldn't have ended up in the Huntsville pen. He sure wouldn't be washing dishes in a dump like WAN'S. - A Modern Classic

The Beach is Back: A Surfland Novel    by Barton Grover Howe
Price: $7.99 USD. 104170 words. Language: English. Published on May 22, 2012. Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General.
Hot fun in the summertime? Overrated. Or so says wild-mannered part-time reporter Jackson Poe, anyway, after the third attempt on his life in as many days leaves him coated in steaming mammal blubber. And that’s just at work. Throw in a barista with an attitude — and an underhand to match — and Howe once again shows, with a South Florida style, that it’s always more fun to be back on the beach.

Johnny & Marian    by B.G. Hope
Price: $2.99 USD. 27410 words. Language: English. Published by Unicorn Productions  on May 22, 2012. Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary.
Marian doesn't love herself eough. Johnny loves himself too much. When a spell switches their places, one is upset, the other overjoyed. Being someone else can't be that hard. Or is it? Are you a guest or the final owner of the body you find yourself into? What could (or shouldn't) you change? *bonus* original short story that spawned the novella.

Giddy Up    by Julia Jay
Price: $5.99 USD. 70160 words. Language: English. Published on May 22, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
In GIDDY UP Julie Parker spends her first weekend away with boyfriend Doug. While he attends Police training exercises, Julie and a gang of women hit the seaside town with disastrous results. Who is the strange man following her around? Find out how a riot of prison visits, secret passwords, ice cream vans, beards, cherry tarts and incarceration fit together in this very British comedy romp.

Septimity - The Blood Brotherhood    by Derek Haines
Price: $2.99 USD. 40220 words. Language: English. Published on May 21, 2012. Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure.
Long after HAL and February The Fifth, the Gregorian Royal Family gene pool has degenerated so badly that the next Supreme Potentate of Gloth is destined to be be a boy idiot, whose father died racing him to the Palace garden. His father won the race by jumping from the Palace roof screaming, 'I win! I win!' just before meeting his death on a brick pathway alongside a beautiful bed of roses.

Lies, Trout, Out and About    by Julia Jay
Price: $6.99 USD. 75000 words. Language: English. Published on May 21, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
LIES, TROUT, OUT AND ABOUT is a collection of witty and amusingly original short stories. Each features a lie, a trout or something other. From a Queen who needs to give an unusual balcony credit for its existence, to poodles given haircuts in a chip shop with disastrous results, a tiger given as a gift, to a trout which unnerves with glassy eye, and then there is the case of the missing heart.