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Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part Two
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 1,820. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
At last it's Part Two of Three! And more magic awaits in the continuing story of Joe's Christmas. In this second instalment we find out what happens next when the Christmas Wish List is seen by the Manager of the marvellous Returns Dept. From the snowstorm in our world to the magic of another, journey through the night with Neddy and little Joe and meet up with the Old Administrator once more...
Memoirs of a Furniture Physiologist
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Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Just a bit of Humor.
150 Totally Fresh Fully Mint School Jokes Bru!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,270. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A wise man once told me that 'a school is like a pop tart inverted in a chicken window'. Whilst I cannot ensure that you will be imparted with such wisdom by enjoying these 150 totally fresh fully mint school jokes... I know you will at least have a laugh :)... bru.
A Sarcastic Life
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Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A story of couple whose life shakes awake when they get on a train.
A Your Side of Midnight Short: A Spirited Christmas
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Price: Free! Words: 6,150. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
T'was the week before Christmas and all through the house, a ghost and a woman fought while Sabaste got soused. The stockings were hung off the mailbox without care, and all through the valley was nothing but warfare.
Best New Jokes Ever
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Price: Free! Words: 5,450. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Your will for sure leave laughing. This are real time Jokes.
Are You A Jerk?
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,040. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you a jerk? Of course not. It’s always the other guy who is a jerk. What if you’re already a jerk, but just don’t know it yet? After all, most jerks think that they’re God’s gift to everybody, and the thought of being a jerk never entered their minds. To find out if you are a jerk and to what degree, take the test in this book. If you want to be a jerk, then just follow the tips. Good luck.
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part One
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
At last it's Christmas and a magic tale awaits, Joe's Christmas, approved by Wonka and fully illustrated by Owner. In this Twelfth book in the series we meet Joe and his Mum again, but from Christmas past. There is Neddy rocking horse to take you through this magical tale and the mystery of the Returns Dept! Our Christmas gift from Us to You for wishes really do come true! Part one of three. x
The Case of the Holiday Clichés
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Series: The Adventures of Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. Price: Free! Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Canadian superspies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy are back, fighting against insipid literature in this new short story. No holiday cliché is safe! This book is a free download and it is intended as a 2014 holiday gift for one and all. Apologies in advance to those who knit.
The Short, Spectacular Indie-Publishing Career of Matilda Walter
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Price: Free! Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this twist on the classic story by Thurber, downtrodden direct mail list clerk Walter Mitty dreams of achieving fame and fortune as a self-published romance author . Her colleague Jonathan is eager to assist, which is handy since Wally is better at imagining success than actually sitting down and writing. A short romantic comedy.
The Dat That Ate Christmas A Humorous and Cautionary Tale in Verse for the Season of Giving
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014 by Harp Seal Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A hapless father tries to please everyone by getting his children a "dat" for Christmas--an animal that is half dog and half cat and that has the schizophrenic personality to prove it--with disastrous and hilarious results. Start a new family tradition by reading aloud this Christmas poem, guaranteed to make your kids smile and to put your holiday woes into perspective.
Sussie red die Renoster (Boek #4: Ouma op Reis)
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Series: Ouma op Reis. Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: Afrikaans. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Ons kan nie eers 'n plastiekrenoster red nie!" is Sussie se moedelose gesug. Maar Sussie gooi nie maklik tou op nie en niemand gaan haar keer as sy reeds 'n besluit geneem het nie.
The Project
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,470. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The project is real and is seeded with a little humor. It is intended to lighten your soul, give you a chuckle to start your day. Follow the path of the project, even among the humor there are things to learn. One finds out a project is never just a project, life comes at you from all directions and one just has to accept and work through it.
Screwtape Lost and Found – Sowing the Seeds of Domestic Hatred
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 17. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Church is unique in the workings of Demons in that it is double blinded. Its machinations blind it to itself while blinded to the real world’s perceptions of it. It is so insular it must constantly reacquaint itself with the Enemy, for it does not know why it exists. And lucky for the poor that its earthly riches glitter brightly in the moonlight.
The Shelf on the Elf: Holiday Leftovers
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Price: Free! Words: 9,970. Language: American English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE SHELF ON THE ELF collects five off-beat, humorous holiday essays and short stories by New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer, one of which ("Hunting Season") was written exclusively for the collection. This book has it all: Santa Claus, holiday pickles, a knife-wielding man.
La fin de Noël, un conte sanglant
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Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: Canadian French. Published: December 10, 2014 by La Maison des viscères. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Quand au pied de chaque sapin repose un lutin, Une colère terrible possède le père Noël. Cette année, le temps des fêtes sera rouge. Rouge sang.
The Attack of the Killer Roaches
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,140. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
'It rubs me the wrong way when, though all we’re trying to do is ensure world peace and happiness by the threat of nuclear warfare, we face constant hardships from our enemies.’ Strange disappearances, odd shoe sightings, and just what is the Government doing in New Mexico? The desert town of El Pathetico seems to be the focal point for all things mutant and insecty. Can Murdoch solve the mystery?
Rocketship XM-25B to Mars
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,920. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
‘Doctor Davis, why is it that you have decided to go on this mission and abandon the more exclusively feminine activities of household duties and meal preparation?’ Murdoch and his companions are about to head off into space, to be the first humans to set foot on the magenta planet Mars. And, yes, in the 1950s, a woman is abandoning her homely duties to make such an expedition. Shocking!
The Day That It Came From Up There
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,960. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
‘On the other side of those bushes, in a clearing, is a . . . Flying Saucer . . .’ It’s the dawn of the atomic age. Computers haven't been invented; a cure for cancer has just been wiped from the blackboard. Earth is being invaded by flying saucers and the military want to atomic everything in sight. It’s up to egg-head . . . er, scientist Murdoch to stop the Martians turning everyone into Jell-o.
Another Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,420. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A weird tale. On Christmas Eve some people in the city take a strange turn: they collapse, blue-faced, on the floor. Chaos follows as tense-necked families compete against one another to get to the hospital first. An energetic, satirical and emotional story.