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Ma MacDonald Flees the Farm: It's Not a Pretty Picture ... Book
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Series: Activity Books for Kids · Food Books for Children. Price: $3.01 USD. Words: 460. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Nursery Rhymes
When animals ruin Mrs. MacDonald’s catering business, Ma takes action--you can too with finding activities for ages 3 - 8.
The Moment of Truth
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Price: Free! Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014 by A Conspiracy of Authors. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is something decidedly strange about the new family in Treeview -- the ones with the odd haircuts, pointed teeth and strange attraction to vegetables. Life has gotten odd since they arrived and now it's up to three local ladies to take care of the problem! The short story is followed by a preview of the first chapter to the novel Beware the Wrath of Bunny Hopper.
Russell Pond Town and Country
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,830. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The thing that puzzled me about Marble Rock is, nobody knew where the shit went.
The Nightmare Of Russell Pond
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,510. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
But the Peeping Toms did not like House Mary when seen coming from afar under a full moon, for they knew when she arrived at the hood of their car, she would point the shotgun at their windshield.
Message in the Bottle
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Price: Free! Words: 2,230. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Genie opens the bottle that he had found on the beach. He fancies a she-genie and plans family. But, it carries a message from a four year old girl who wishes for a clean city. Genie's efforts create a mass cleanliness movement in India.
GITT: Halloween 2
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Series: GITT, Book 12. Price: Free! Words: 690. Language: British English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ronnie GITT is back with another spooky tale for Halloween. This is the 1 year celebration of the GITT series, and we hope to bring you many more.
The Gish Chronicles - Vol. 5: Yeast Infections
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You set the price! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Out of sheer desperation, Gish accepts the advice of an old friend and takes a job that doesn't exactly rise to the occasion. Later, she's convinced that the hiring manager on the other side of the phone actually is.
Screwtape Lost and Found- Unbelief is the Obscene Sin Demons and the Enemy Tolerate the Least
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 16. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,940. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When things go wrong Demons invade the emotions, making them empirical. When things go right the Enemy is looked toward and thanked; this vague abstraction barely restrained from being fiction. But as long as Demons and the Enemy are believed in, well, that’s what really matters.
The Zombie Who Liked Fred Astaire
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Price: Free! Words: 3,940. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Story #1: The Zombie Who Liked Fred Astaire - A zombie desires to dance like his hero, Fred Astaire, but first he must find a willing teacher. Story #2: The Goldfish Who Contemplated Life - A sad goldfish dreams of escaping his fish bowl so he can fight zombies, eliminate erectile dysfunction, and meet Justin Bieber.
Pick Me! Pick Me!
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,870. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Steve has been roped in at the last minute to contest a marginal seat after the previous member has been "stood down" for personal reasons - personal tax, personal hygiene and personal relationships. The pressure is starting to show - with endless campaign functions, crazy volunteers and his whole future hanging in the balance. Read his day by day diary from the Campaign trail.
No Room in the Bin
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,310. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With Christmas approaching, Rob is under pressure at home as well as at work. His curiosity gets the better of him after he finds something slightly mysterious in his neighbour's bin. The long term observation that follows is routine and fruitless until a disturbing discovery makes him question what he thought he knew about his neighbours - and himself.
Torment Moon
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Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Inspirational
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Thomas Perkins, stumbling and drunk, feels that the moon is hanging big and bright to torment him, to remind him of his pain. It serves only to put him in his place and keep him there. If not for the jilts of his best friend, Jim, he would not find any semblance of peace, yet Jim, the only source of reason in his life, cannot convince him of the foolishness of his claims.
Let's Make This Believable
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Price: Free! Words: 520. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Historical » USA
(3.60 from 5 reviews)
Flash Story: Have you ever wondered if the things beheld by your public eye are only figments fed to you by the corporate news machine? This is a short, humorous take on the possibility of news media fakery, particularly, space travel. Get a behind the scenes look at the struggles of the actors involved.
Stare Decisis (Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,100. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A mutated kitten, magical dust, and a machete: What better way to explain how same-sex marriage has been beating common sense in the courtroom. Includes bonus story: "The Statue of Liberty Orders a Burger (and gets something completely different)" Short satire. (~2100 words)
Blackboard Galaxy
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Blackboard Galaxy is a humorous science fiction story about a teacher who has dreamed of teaching in space. Now that she is living her dream, she must find ways to discipline students besides eating them, as that is the standard protocol among alien teachers. This story originally appeared in Issue 6 of Untied Shoelaces of the Mind. The author based this story on her experiences teaching.
Best Clean Jokes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is full of funny, witty and exciting jokes, that you will be able to tell around the dinner table and make the whole family giggle! These jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh, smile, or at least give an eye-roll! Have Fun!
The Dead Need Nature, Too
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Price: Free! Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Unfulfilled by the zombie lifestyle, one of the walking dead spends a day at the park finding joy and meaning in nature.
A Terrorist Converts: Why I'm Voting for Hillary Clinton
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Series: A Terrorist Converts, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,960. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Will retired terrorist Shazam al-War bin al-Gorithm adapt to his new life in America? After a lengthy baptism, the CIA give Shazam his harp and wings and admit him through those pearly gates to the Holy City Itself: Washington DC. But when he gets picked up for sleeping on a park bench, Shazam must learn to put aside his Waki ways, and embrace Hillary Clinton as his own personal savior.
Quantum History
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,630. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A science experiment goes wrong in unforeseeable ways, affecting a man and his wife across the country, in a bizarre and humorous fashion.
Allegory - The Three Red Birds
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(This allegory was discovered in the trunk without a lid by Sleep Walker when he wasn’t inside it asleep.