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Romance Meets Death
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Series: Short Misadventures, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 2,600. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ina fails to seduce a snobby, bat-eared English pathologist at work. Romance meets Death includes an explanation of Ina's artwork.
Conversations with Wonka - Part Four
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Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back to ease us out of the Summer and towards the next set of tricksy decisions. As per he is like an arrow to Owner's brain keeping her on target with the beloved Life Plan. Even Jung gets a look in, leafing through his vast library of ancient wisdom to provide Owner with answers. Hers of course. Find out the latest with Wonka, as he quite rightly tells it how it is.
Patrick Mesh; The Life And Times
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,960. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a story about the life of Patrick Mesh, a preacher's son gone rogue.
The Adventures of Billy Boiglebird and his Small Automatic Wind Powered Galactic Space-Shrink Transporter Gizmo
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Price: Free! Words: 4,070. Language: Australian English. Published: September 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I wrote this story for my great grandchildren and they enjoyed it immensely. Your little grandies might like it too. And you may even find it amusing yourself … or enjoy reading it to your young’ns, anyway. (…and let me say, dear reader, that you do so with my very warmest compliments.) L.J.
Spud - Tornado
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Series: Spud, Book 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,680. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
A tornado, a tight cellar, and a outraged coon. What does all three of these have in common? Yep, Spud, a dog that can get himself into situations like no other. Find out how they manage to get through this one without getting into trouble.
O Autor Esquartejado
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,600. Language: Portuguese. Published: August 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Diretor e autor se dilaceram pela hegemonia da cena. Comédia teatral em um ato para quatro atores. Indicado a melhor texto nos XIV Jogos de teatro de Blumenau, em 2009.
What if Only Adam Bit the Apple?
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Price: Free! Words: 10,920. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Christian » Fantasy
We all know the story: Adam & Eve bit the apple and the rest is history. But what if only Adam bit the apple? This hilarious fantasy explores what might have happened: Women now rule the world! And there are now 'true' mental health solutions--graciously provided by the Devil.
Lizzie and the Highwayman
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 14,550. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014 by Black Rose Writing sales@blackrosewriting.com. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
The Lone Highwayman is a ruthless villain robbing stagecoaches around the Texas countryside despite the best efforts of a Texas Ranger. Doing his best to dodge the Ranger's traps, The Lone Highwayman finds his biggest nemesis to be neither snakes nor the Ranger, but rather a young woman who will alter the course of his life forever.
Last Will and Testicle
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,070. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Suburban husband finds himself looking for the sort of vicarious thrill only prancing through his neighbor's kitchen naked can bring! In the style of Donald E. Westlake.
The Mascot (Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 4,280. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
His first day at a new school, Winston discovers there's something very wrong with his classmates. A short satire. (~3700 words)
Diary of Half a Sausage...dog - New Year
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Price: Free! Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With a secret desire to be the next Picasso, a deep infatuation with the park pin-up and a ticking time bomb underneath the blackberry bush, life is never going to be straightforward for Ralf, the half-Sausage dog. He faces a string of challenges interspersed only with the occasional piece of panfried steak and garlic or necessary bowl of Tagliatelle Carbonara. Honestly, how tough can life get?
Eaten: Episode 1
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Series: Eaten. Price: Free! Words: 13,860. Language: American English. Published: August 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
A group of vegetable terrorists attempt to take down an empire of processed foods.
Whose Kidneys Are These, Anyway?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,590. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hannah was happy to give her ailing husband her kidney until she found out he was diddling her former friend. Then she wanted it back. The humorous short story collections Five More Tales from the Liars Bench and Ten Tales From the Liars Bench contain this funny short story.
The Truth About Santa
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Price: Free! Words: 720. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The (tongue-in-cheek) truth about Santa from the mind of alter-ego, Patty Kake.
Real Estate With Real Attitude
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,200. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
An offbeat fictional portrait of the women from popular TV real estate programming that also highlights serious flaws in the foundations of the real estate industry and its now and then questionable ethics.
Inheritance
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Lex Cranbourne has adjusted to his unlife as a creature of the night--mostly. The unspoken divide between the living and vampiric is sometimes hard to take, and Lex has consoled himself to a lonely life. When a hot young man dares to push past his barriers to find his buttons, Lex has to decide whether or not he can let someone in. Sequel to Mr Perfect
Adventure of A Liberated Librarian
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Price: Free! Words: 9,460. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Erotic
(4.00 from 1 review)
Adventure of A Liberated Librarian is the first book in The Smut and Smile Story Files series. The Smut and Smile Story Files are a series of short stories with a little silly and a lot of sexy. Explicit sex, language, and humor are only intended for ages 18+
Batalion misiów
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,700. Language: Polish. Published: August 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Zbiór opowiadań, które ukazywały się w prasie literackiej w latach 1995-1998 w czasopismach: „Twórczość” 1995, nr 2; „Nowy Nurt” 1995, nr 5, 18; „FA–art” 1996, nr 3; „Bundesstasse 1” 1996/97, nr 10; „bruLion” 1996, nr 1; „Opcje” 1998, nr 4. Pierwodruk książkowy: biblioteka „Kartek”, Białystok 2001. Wydanie w wersji elektronicznej przejrzane i poprawione przez Autora.
Sabrina's Surprise Visitor
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,920. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Sabrina has not had it easy lately; her marriage has been falling apart, and she has become consumed by work to forget the pain. Sabrina finds a man in her bed after work one day, and is livid he has taken residence in her bed. Sabrina has a confrontation with this man she never expected to happen, but has to endure. Will Sabrina emerge from this a changed woman, or be more confused than ever?
The Art of Phone Ju-Jitsu
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Price: Free! Words: 7,230. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tired of being phone-whipped by telemarketers? Help is on the way. This short, searing, tell-all piece is an Insider's Guide to Thwarting Telephone Attacks & Cell Phone Assault. Telephone terrorism is on the rise. That sound you hear is not a dial tone. It's an incoming missile. Defend yourself against a verbal landslide. Don't hang up---stand up!