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The Zombie Who Liked Fred Astaire
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Price: Free! Words: 3,940. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Story #1: The Zombie Who Liked Fred Astaire - A zombie desires to dance like his hero, Fred Astaire, but first he must find a willing teacher. Story #2: The Goldfish Who Contemplated Life - A sad goldfish dreams of escaping his fish bowl so he can fight zombies, eliminate erectile dysfunction, and meet Justin Bieber.
Pick Me! Pick Me!
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,870. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Steve has been roped in at the last minute to contest a marginal seat after the previous member has been "stood down" for personal reasons - personal tax, personal hygiene and personal relationships. The pressure is starting to show - with endless campaign functions, crazy volunteers and his whole future hanging in the balance. Read his day by day diary from the Campaign trail.
No Room in the Bin
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,310. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With Christmas approaching, Rob is under pressure at home as well as at work. His curiosity gets the better of him after he finds something slightly mysterious in his neighbour's bin. The long term observation that follows is routine and fruitless until a disturbing discovery makes him question what he thought he knew about his neighbours - and himself.
Torment Moon
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Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Inspirational
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Thomas Perkins, stumbling and drunk, feels that the moon is hanging big and bright to torment him, to remind him of his pain. It serves only to put him in his place and keep him there. If not for the jilts of his best friend, Jim, he would not find any semblance of peace, yet Jim, the only source of reason in his life, cannot convince him of the foolishness of his claims.
Let's Make This Believable
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Price: Free! Words: 520. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Historical » USA
(3.60 from 5 reviews)
Flash Story: Have you ever wondered if the things beheld by your public eye are only figments fed to you by the corporate news machine? This is a short, humorous take on the possibility of news media fakery, particularly, space travel. Get a behind the scenes look at the struggles of the actors involved.
Stare Decisis (Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,100. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A mutated kitten, magical dust, and a machete: What better way to explain how same-sex marriage has been beating common sense in the courtroom. Includes bonus story: "The Statue of Liberty Orders a Burger (and gets something completely different)" Short satire. (~2100 words)
Blackboard Galaxy
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Blackboard Galaxy is a humorous science fiction story about a teacher who has dreamed of teaching in space. Now that she is living her dream, she must find ways to discipline students besides eating them, as that is the standard protocol among alien teachers. This story originally appeared in Issue 6 of Untied Shoelaces of the Mind. The author based this story on her experiences teaching.
Best Clean Jokes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is full of funny, witty and exciting jokes, that you will be able to tell around the dinner table and make the whole family giggle! These jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh, smile, or at least give an eye-roll! Have Fun!
The Dead Need Nature, Too
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Price: Free! Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Unfulfilled by the zombie lifestyle, one of the walking dead spends a day at the park finding joy and meaning in nature.
A Terrorist Converts: Why I'm Voting for Hillary Clinton
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Series: A Terrorist Converts, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,960. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Will retired terrorist Shazam al-War bin al-Gorithm adapt to his new life in America? After a lengthy baptism, the CIA give Shazam his harp and wings and admit him through those pearly gates to the Holy City Itself: Washington DC. But when he gets picked up for sleeping on a park bench, Shazam must learn to put aside his Waki ways, and embrace Hillary Clinton as his own personal savior.
Quantum History
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,630. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A science experiment goes wrong in unforeseeable ways, affecting a man and his wife across the country, in a bizarre and humorous fashion.
Allegory - The Three Red Birds
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(This allegory was discovered in the trunk without a lid by Sleep Walker when he wasn’t inside it asleep.
True Confessions of a Dog Toy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,920. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Inside "True Confessions of a Dog Toy," Ryan Jewett presents highly humorous confessions right from the mouths of dog toys. We all often imagine what our pets are trying to tell us, but this book focuses on what your dogs' toys are thinking.
The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen: Episode 3 - One Day During Work
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Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
To Be Lovely, Be In Love!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,850. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
If life’s left you on a cold slab in love’s mortuary, your problem is simple: you’ve lost the art of being lovely. The cure? Atlanta society matron Constance Fontanne’s landmark first book on love, looks, and marriage. Miss Fontanne shows you how to jump back into your bowl of cherries and stop living the life of the ho-hum and hum-drum.
Wilks Lake, Titan
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Series: The Solar System Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
An astronaut by the name of Reynolds makes a fascinating pit stop on Saturn's moon, Titan.
Not Man Enough
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Price: Free! Words: 7,880. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The protagonist’s advocacy against mass accusation on him being ‘not man enough’. He also contests the parallel label of ‘not woman enough’. The jury is already out as he puts up his witty advocacy against the pop cultural benchmarks over gender appropriates and massive peer pressure on men and women alike for being ‘something enough’. It is for readers to preside on the judgment. He needs you!
COMUNIONE DEI MALI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 18,810. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
La Vita è Una Grande Discoteca, e, fin da piccini, fedeli a tale impianto filosofico, non pensarono ad altro che a Seduzione e Trasgressione a Volontà, come avevano letto nelle riviste e ammirato nei serial. È forse per questo che i loro destini s’incrociarono nel Castello della Grande Palestra.
My Husband's Toes
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Price: Free! Words: 14,760. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One winter afternoon in 2012, my husband's toes began speaking to me. Utterly flabbergasted, I leaned in close and listened. I came to know them well in the weeks that followed -- their hopes and dreams, fears and self-doubts, and their astounding courage and good nature given their structural limitations. I present here the historic dialogues.
Geekrophilia Issue 1
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Series: GEEKROPHILIA. Price: Free! Words: 1,090. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a comic-book best viewed on a modern tablet. (15+ contains adult concepts, swearing, mature humour and immature humour) It all begins with a scream.. But it could end with the history of the modern world being rewritten at a machine code level. What can mere hackers, geeks, cosplayers, trekkies, otaku and gamers do when confronted by the worlds fastest growing diabolical corporation.