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Halloween Haunt 3 (Battle Cards)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
Description Halloween Haunt 3 The Social Workshop Battle Cards was created to turn an ordinary deck of playing cards into a brand new and exciting game that people of all ages can enjoy. Allow yourself to be drawn into the fantasy world we’ve created and battle against friend and foe alike. Playing the game is easy. All you need is one deck of playing cards and this instructional manual.
The Not So Immaculate Conception
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Series: Magic Baby, #1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,980. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2012 by JAF Publications. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
After meeting Melissa and spending the night with her, Leanne Evans's whole world comes crashing down when she discovers that Melissa is a 400-year-old witch. Oh, and she's now pregnant, and Leanne's responsible.
Holiday Happenings, Part 2, "Can You Imagine...?" Volume IV
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Price: Free! Words: 7,460. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Can You Imagine…?" Holiday Happenings, Part 2, a ‘never together before’ collection of all G’s Christmas poems based on “T’was the night before Christmas.” Laugh as animal characters deliver gifts and treats in uncanny style. This collection also offers holiday shopping tips, Christmas memories and a resolution everyone should keep. Give yourself a free gift and download yours today!
Bob Fatso
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Price: Free! Words: 730. Language: British English. Published: December 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bob Fatso is one of a series of Bob books. Each page contains a full colour picture and storyline. They are for children and adults alike, the kids love the pictures and naughty words (Like fart), and the adults like the hidden innuendos. Each book is a short story is easy to read to the kids or grand kids. Bob fatso is a particularly interesting fellow, sometimes it is good to be fat
Hullabaloo and Holly Too ( A Cozy Cash Mystery Christmas Novella)
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,570. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Top 100 Bestselling Romantic Comedy and Humorous Mystery Author D. D. Scott is back...this time, with her first Cozy Cash Mystery Christmas Novella – HULLABALOO AND HOLLY TOO. Think Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond in the Grinch's Whoville.
The Ghost House of Main Street
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Price: Free! Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
The widow of the owner of Jameson Mansion lost her mind and committed suicide, vowing to come back in 100 years to deliver good news from the afterlife. On the exact day of her return, a young group of thrill seekers locked themselves down in the mansion to experience her return. But will this tale of paranormal suspense end the way you would expect? Probably not.
The Very Best of Bad Luck Brian
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Price: Free! Words: 610. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Meet Bad Luck Brian. He gets all the luck in the world, problem is it's all the bad luck. No matter what Brain does, no matter how much he tries he never gets the breaks or comes up smelling of roses. I mean, he's the only guy I know that added his mom as a Facebook friend and she declined. So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest observations from Bad Luck Brian.
The Weakest Link
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,330. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A complimentary sausage, an awards ceremony that makes no sense, a boss gone mad and an arch-enemy she's never heard of. All of these are things the nation's occult investigator Liz Sanford must get to the heart of if she's to solve a mystery that could only happen to her.
Jurassic Prick (Fungus #2)
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Series: Fungus, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,310. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012 by Nameless Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
There's trouble in Melbourne again, and Victoria's new assistant police commissioner, Alberto Zapata, is back on the case. A new airline with onboard casinos is sucking money from the people's pockets, and an array of offbeat community groups to take to the streets in protest. Then, under suspicious circumstances, the city's existing casino is trampled to dust by stampeding elephants…
Screwtape Lost and Found - Gregory's Wages of Sin
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This fictional essay is part of a series inspired by C S Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters. Each essay seeks to respond to the satirical concepts laid down by Lewis, and to twist them around a little. Gregory’s Wages of Sin discusses how demons behave, and what Gregory’s particular demon does to him.
BANG, BANG, YOU FAT BASTARD -- YOU’RE DEAD
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Price: Free! Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Christmas just got personal ... Ray Hastings' life is in ruins. Pathetic not covering it, he devises a way to get even with the man who destroyed it. A horror short story, this is for anyone that's ever been disappointed on Christmas.
The Man who Hated Best Sellers
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,050. Language: English (Irish dialect). Published: November 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When newspaper reporter Charlie Baker gets a mysterious call about bestselling authors, it leads to a row with his girlfriend and sleepless nights. Baker’s attitude to the publishing world begins to change. Then he comes face to face with the stranger and an alarming confession unfolds.
Henry's War Effort
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 920. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Henry’s holed up in his room with his mum and its wartime. Henry suffers from a volcanic flowing of wax from his ears and he would like to do something with it. His mum is going to help. Light is scarce. What can he do for the war effort?
A Man of Fingernails
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A young man, who is calling himself Elvis, having psychologically suffered from a disastrous dating incident in his past, is today reinventing himself in preparation for a date this coming night. He has unusually long fingernails with strange powers and he has them manicured to help build his confidence and self esteem.
Food-Free at Last: How I Learned to Eat Air
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Price: Free! Words: 15,350. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012 by J.M. Porup. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.17 from 6 reviews)
Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet. Join him on the cutting edge of human evolution. Go the Power of Air!
Special Trek: The Unknown Closet
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Price: Free! Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A rather ordinary day on the USS Magic Carrot turns rather special when Captain Andy's happy talk dinner is interrupted by something that must be explored.
Parable of the Uncoordinated Pigeon
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Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012 by Rice Universe Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When launched miles from home, as many of us are, King suffers with his homing instinct. Paradoxically, the harder he tries to wing his way home, the further and further away from home he finds himself. In the end, he learns where home really is.
The Audience
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Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Randolph Hedgeheath has always wanted to give the Almighty a piece of his mind, bend His ear a little. Well, here, suddenly, and not a little surprisingly, was his chance. But God did not exactly conform to expectations.
Stuck with Sleigh Bells (A Stuck with a Series Christmas Novella)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,770. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Top 100 Bestselling Humor Author D. D. Scott is back...this time, with Book Three in her new bestselling series co-authored with David Slegg. For Stuck with Sleigh Bells – think Castle and Beckett, The Good Witch and Maxine in Whoville. What if Santa had a double knee replacement and had to put his BFF Father Time and The Mom Squad's Grams in charge of The Big Red Ride?
The Man on the Clapham Omnibus
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Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
Hello. My name is Nigel. What's your name? Going to work was never so much fun. A short story by Tony Hannan.