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The Artist's Burden - A Short and Snappy Guide
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Series: A Short and Snappy Guide, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,510. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Art, Architecture, Photography » Fine art
Ladies and Gentlemen! Are you interested in the world’s greatest and easiest job? Do you want a profession that is too good to be true? A career so unique that it prescribes no educational qualifications, age limitations, trainings, work timings, or mental and physical qualifications for the candidate. Sounds interesting? No, I am not kidding. Honest, such a job does exist, really!
On a Ship Called Mythicus
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,410. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2012 by C.M. Simpson Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The Mythicus is crewed by creatures of myth and legend, fairytale and urban lore. In this short episode, it and its crew pursue a space pirate until a small team must continue the pursuit on planet. With its firestarter captain and a defense system that takes its nomenclature too literally, this ship is one of a kind. This story is included in An Anthology of Worlds, released in mid-Sep 2012.
The Dog's Philosopher - The Blu Tack Game
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Sandra and David have been playing the Blu Tack game for several years now. But what is this peculiar game, and why must Sandra make the final move? Don’t miss this next monthly installment in The Dog’s Philosopher series.
An Ode to the Big Toe
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Series: Humorous Fiction Reads - Ten Funny Short Stories of K. K. Ricky. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2012 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We stub it, dancing partners step on it and kickers use it to blast balls.
Dead Mix
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,160. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012 by TWB Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
The devil went down to Georgia. Roswell, Georgia, and more specifically, The Lion’s Den music store. The proprietor there specializes in mixing music to die for...on CDs that are guaranteed to knock you dead by the final note. As the citizens of Roswell go missing, one man, Daniel Craig, ventures into town on the hunt for lost souls, a search that will change his life, forever.
Zombabes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,240. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Flash Styles is a famous fashion designer.His main motivation in life is money and respect.Flash is on top of his game and plans to make an impact at the Vanity in the Valley Fashion Show,the biggest fashion event of the year.Just when he thinks everything is in order,death pays his models an unexpected visit,which leaves Flash a few days to think of a solution.
'God' on Trial
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,120. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Inspirational
A comedic courtroom drama in which 'God' is tried for crimes against humanity.
I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
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Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
This story was written for a contest, had to be less than 500 words and had to start with the first sentence. An absurd conversation between two men about.. yeah, about what, actually? EDIT: Changed how the dialogue was presented(bold and italics), because it gave too much trouble to advance to premium. Edited two words.
Nice Weather We're Having Today
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Price: Free! Words: 880. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.60 from 5 reviews)
A small-town mayor and a drifter with an odd object in his pocket have a little chat about the dry summer. 'Nice Weather' is flash fiction, under 1000 words.
Every Hole Is The 19th Hole
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,670. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A run-of-the-mill professional golfer goes up against Tiger at Augusta, with mixed results.
3 Shades of Mucky off-White Yorkshire Tales of Degradation and Lust
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Price: Free! Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2012 by 5minutefiction.co.uk. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The 5minutefiction.co.uk tribute to 50 shades of Grey. Enjoy x
The Boot-e-Book: A novelty eBook dedicated to booty
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,040. Language: American English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
This novelty eBook takes a look at all the different shapes, sizes and variations of back sides... or in other words “bootys”. All depictions are humorously illustrated in a satirical fashion and accompanied by funny descriptions to keep you laughing the whole way through. "The Boot-e-Book: A novelty eBook dedicated to booty" will be sure to tickle your digital funny bone.
The Glass Ceiling
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,210. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
Angry that she has not been considered for a job she wants, Rhonda decides to see all the other applicants and persuade them not to apply for it. She isn't prepared for the result. Each time she talks to an applicant they die.
Dropped Connection
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,950. Language: American English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays
A young man named Robert enjoys using the world wide web. Like many of his generation, he grew up knowing the internet. Most of his friends are people he has never seen face-to-face. His closest friend is a girl whose true name he does not know. He values his time with his online companions, and would not know what to do if his ties to them were to be suddenly cut off.
The Jesus Christ Show
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Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Jesus Christ has his own late-night talk show, where the emphasis is on fun and truthiness. Tonight's guests include The Magnificent Louis, author of 'De-Bunking the Sasquatch Myth,' as well as Chinese acrobats and a girl who can climb into a pickle jar. A short story.
Il Saggio di Pianoforte
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,120. Language: Italian. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Un marito e una moglie narcisisti nutrono l'ambizione di avere un figlio pianista da esibire nei salotti.
Man's Best Friend
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Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
All Jason wants is someone to watch the kids until his wife gets home. The new nanny--her protective instincts honed with canine genes--seems the perfect solution. But the honing is more than Jason can handle, and he's about to lose his family to a new Alpha.
Become an Atheist - A Short and Snappy Guide
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Series: A Short and Snappy Guide, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Atheism/Agnosticism
(5.00 from 1 review)
Everything you wanted to know about how to become an atheist, but were too embarrassed to ask. It contains the most comprehensive specifications and do’s & don’ts for every aspiring atheist. So let us get started before god accidentally appears before you and spoils your plans.
Toe Tag
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,010. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2012 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You know you have had a rough weekend when you wake up Monday morning and all you are wearing is a toe tag. This was the fate of poor Ferguson Wells who awakened on a hard, steel table wearing a sheet, toe tag and nothing else.
Backwash
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This darkly comic tale of two old friends highlights a twisted relationship in which burning resentment and bitter rivalry spills over into a rum-soaked conclusion. Curtis and Bernard have known each other for more than fifty years. They considered themselves best friends, but only in a way that a snake would view a mongoose.