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The Big White Coffin
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Price: Free! Words: 2,400. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 2,400 words. For years we blamed Pat Hurley - he was the one who told us about the cannibals. I was seven, going on eight and Pat was already eight, so he was the oldest and we believed him. The next day two men came to our house and the tall one bent down and gave a grin that showed a mouthful of enormous teeth ...
The Canoe Trip and other Funny Outdoor Tales
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
I have always been a storyteller, but it wasn’t until recently that I decided to share my stories more broadly. Some are best told as “stand-up”, and some are best read. Inspired by Jerry Clower, Dave Gardner, and many others, I have put some of my better “bull” down on paper. Enjoy this one, until I can write the next one!
Zombie Jokes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
I love zombies and zombie jokes. If you enjoy them as much as I do, this book will give you many laughs.
OBITUARIES - 40 Death Notices Beyond the Pale
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,250. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
We're all slouching toward the Inevitable - a.k.a. the Big Sleep, the Big Chill, the Big Plotz, the Final Upload. These 40 Obituaries are unlike any death notices you'll ever see, but that's the point, to have a few laughs and maybe even some insights into something we can't do anything about. And you'll get to meet Death who says there's no reason to be scared of him and none of it is persona
The Obituarist
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Price: $2.75 USD. Words: 11,680. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
The Obituarist - Dead people are the safest story around. They can’t answer back. But if you follow in death’s footsteps, it can be dangerous to get too close. An obituary writer seizes his chance when war heroes start dying. Brace yourself for handlebar moustaches, stiff drinks, greed, treachery and, of course, death. But with a twist. “Mordant, funny, dark, teasing and ironic.”
Atlantis, B.C.E.
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,090. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For Cyd Euripides, parking cars for Venusian goddesses on Atlantis might not be the most challenging work, but the former serf enjoys the career change. Fresh air, sunshine, an occasional flight through the air after being swatted by a displeased goddess... life is good. But when the other serfs drag Cyd into a crazy escape plan, the doomed island may never be the same again.
As She
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Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 2,610. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A collection of four short pieces about what it was to be a woman. Not as in gender bending -- but as in life horrors.
The Rum Shop
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2012 by Float Street Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the islands of the West Indies, the rum shop is the center of community activity, mostly because everyone shows up there sooner or later. News of events and people, and gossip and stories are shared freely. It is a wonderful place to spend some time if you want to get to know the people. And the rum can be mighty fine too.
The Great Salmon Run Cake Fiasco
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Series: Salmon Run, Book 8. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,740. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012 by Star Catcher Publishing. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
The Salmon Run Men's Club, the General Store cafe kitchen, and the one-month anniversary of the Callahans in Alaska... All the ingredients needed for a messy disaster of legendary proportions... An Alaska short story placed in the "Salmon Run" series.
The Next Big Wood Project
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ernest and Bo Dean are wood working geniuses who embark on their latest next big wood project. With a backwoods approach to life and the simpler life, they take you on their latest effort to stay known as the Michelangelos of their craft.
Jolly Roger
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,040. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Two time-traveling special agents and a feisty young lady pirate captain join forces in 1717 to prevent the course of history from being changed. This science fiction adventure comedy adds a new twist to pirate lore.
Overtime
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Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Knock, Knock... Knock, Knock, Knock... Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock.....
Terror in the Alley
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Price: Free! Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Do you know what a terrifying experience is? I bet you don’t and Terror in the Alley isn’t what you’d expect.This laugh out load story about the terrifying and traumatic experiences at a bowling alley will have you laughing in the ball return.
Yo Mama Is So Stupid...Jokes
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Price: Free! Words: 250. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Yo Mama Is So Stupid...Jokes
Sherlock Holmes and the Fat of the Land
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,400. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Sherlock Holmes takes on his biggest case yet . . . or at least his biggest client! A pastiche by Eric "Cruel" Cline, whose stories have appeared in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and other publications, both in print and on the web.
Mechanical Mouse
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 5,960. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012 by Martian Publishing. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This is a humorously cynical view of society and the moral systems we have developed. The poems poke fun at government, hippies, the drug culture, romance, sexuality, sociology, politics, and so many things about life that we take for granted everyday. Most were written in my "angry young man" days in college. Cute illustrations accompany each poem. That is, "cute" if you like rodents.
Desiccant 009: Bullet Cereal for Breakfast
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Needing any information he can get, Carter calls up the bad guys on the pone. After an awkward conversation, he finds out something he already knew. They are bastards, and they have guns. A polite phone call turns into an emergency, and Carter gets to test how much of a super hero he really is. (12 pages)
At Least There's No Traffic
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Price: Free! Words: 3,530. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
This short story barrels through the humorously surreal as we see what happens when a battle-lord Wil Wheaton must go to arms against a monstrous John Scalzi.
AJ
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You set the price! Words: 7,400. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
AJ is a short story prequel to the 8th Mayan Prophecy. AJ is the kid everyone in his grade school wants to be like. Unfortunately, he is disinterested in his studies. In order to continue to play sports he forms an alliance with, Nick Jensen, the smartest kid in his class.
The Well Boiled Icycle
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,340. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
35 New 'quirky' poems by Barnaby Wilde featuring Clockwork Wellingtons, Goldfish, Jugglers and Gingerbread Men, but not necessarily in that order, (and not a mention of elephants).