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Trivial Pursuits
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,910. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
“TRIVIAL PURSUITS” is a 3-act, 1-set play in which 4 characters - diagonal vertices of a box called "maleness" - discuss their favorite subject - "femaleness" - while playing a (sometimes metaphorical) board game. Warning: It ain't dinner theater. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original scripted format.]
Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems For Kids
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
A short collection of fun and imaginative of poems for fun and imaginative kids (and those adults that still behave like kids). Learn why you should tidy up after yourself, why midnight snacking is not such a good idea, and what to do if you laugh so hard that your socks come off!
Ten Tips for the Newcomer at a Spirit Filled Church Service
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Christian » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A true but tongue in cheek look at what it takes to survive a first (and subsequent) visits to a Spirit filled church service.
F***ed Up Fairy Tale News
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Price: Free! Words: 4,970. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
News stories from the #1 source in celebrity fairy tale news. Learn about Little Bo Peeps arrest for indecent exposure. Read the obituary for This Little Piggy. Follow the antics of Prince Charming. All stories are based on the award winning novel, CURSES! A F***ed Up Fairy Tale.
The Assignment
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Have you ever sat in front of a blank piece of paper, knowing you had homework due, a project due at work, a writing assignment to finish, a deadline looming, but had no motivation or desire to even begin? Then you'll love The Assignment!
Fairytales From The Other Side - Little Red Riding Hood - From The Wolf's View Point
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A humorous twist on the old fairy tale, Little Red Riding Hood, as seen from the view point of the wolf. Was Ms. Hood really innocent as in the original story? Was the 'Big Bad Wolf' really so bad?
Irreverent Distraction No.6, Beware of the Scientists
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,910. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
You read in the paper; ‘drinking red wine may cause cancer, say scientists’ ... so you analyse your red wine intake (and cut down). One month later, you read; ‘red wine may not be a cause of cancer, say scientists’ ... so you up your red wine intake, because you’re ok to do so now ... you’ve been given the all clear by the ‘experts’. But wait! Your ‘red wine soup’ causes cancer ... again
Ghosts and Other Family
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Series: Three 4 U, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 12,690. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(4.00 from 1 review)
Violet Shaydes discovered that after tragedy, sometimes came adversity. With one of the oddest families around, somebody had to try and sort the mess out. Available as an audiobook
The Mythical Origins of Forty
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Useful as a birthday gift for people becoming forty, this is an illustrated, fanciful account of the ancient Department of Phonemics' effort to define that prominent mid-point of life. It is 6 pages in length and concludes with "Happy Fortieth Birthday."
A Carnivore's Defense: Why Vegetarians Should Leave Us The F&$! Alone and Let Us Enjoy Our Juicy Steaks
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 690. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tired of listening to PETA tell you why you should feel guilty about eating delicious meat. Eating meat is just the right thing to do and you don't really need a defense but this book will give you a good laugh and it will really piss off your vegetarian friends. Worst case, they get a little too uppity you whack em with a hammer and throw them on the grill with a nice rub.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gravy Day (season 1, episode 8)
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Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 7,090. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
The galaxy's most successful and most hated insectoid assassin versus his deadliest foe ever—when the bug versus boredom the entire universe quakes with fear.
Spider's Web
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,180. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 3,170 words. We called him Spider. With his long legs and gangly arms he actually looked like a spider too, but to me, seeing him sideways on with his tongue hanging out, he looked more like a zipper on a crumpled old anorak. But that didn’t mean he was soft. When the moment came, Spider could be as vicious as any mad black widow ..
Faceless
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A panhandler, an alcoholic mother, a lawyer behind the wheel of a bucket truck, a state trooper who despises women, a presidential candidate fond on social media, a coroner with a new set of scalpels, and a star maker with the latest technology. All in a mosaic, or better an orgy of life stories taped and narrated by the author himself.
The Doctor, the Angel, and the Demon
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Price: Free! Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A nonbeliever wakes up in the afterlife. After conversing with angels and demons, he must decide: Heaven or Hell.
Prose and Cons Poetry from the Big House
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Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Funny haikus about prison life.
The Deadly Do Right Guide for the Recently Deceased Zombie
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 430. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A funny, spoofy, self help book style piece written to help newly turned zombies adjust to 'life after death'.
One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Did you ever wonder why it is so easy to gain weight, but so hard to lose it? In One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink, Oink is struggling with this question in a humorous way. The book is full of funny illustrations. Anybody who has ever tried to lose weight can relate to this story.
The Barn
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,220. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
This is a Television Pilot Package, specifically a 1/2 hour dramedy about "a struggling community theater, presented in 5-episode arcs each based on a well-known musical." [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this package includes a pilot script presented in its original teleplay format.]
Don't Make Me Laugh (2)
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 4,800. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don't Make Me Laugh (2) are more of my funny lifestyle stories designed to make you happy as well as make the whole family laugh, whilst recognising some of the things we all experience each day of our lives and can now laugh about. Enjoy a few fun and happy hours with this book.
Don't Make Me Laugh
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 3,790. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don't Make Me Laugh are funny lifestyle stories designed to make people happy as well as make the whole family laugh, whilst recognising some of the things we all experience each day of our lives and can now laugh about. Enjoy a few fun and happy hours with this book.