Fiction » Humor & comedy

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In Search of Nectar
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Price: Free! Words: 4,880. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A humorous short story. Just when Wilburn G. Walsh thinks his destiny as an accountant is set in stone, a high-ranking Gnome official gives him an offer he can't refuse.
Millicent and Retticent go to Texas
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Series: Millicent and Retticent, Millicent and Rettticent # 1Mi. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 480. Language: Canadian English. Published: January 25, 2012 by Bink eBooks. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
retticent and millicent go to texas: nuf said. no, in reality this is not a cheesy rabbit take on "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" or any Hunter S. Thompson publicity stunts. Nor that of the last greatest warrior Winton S. (ironically or not) Churchill. These are the small movements made by highly intellectual animals - I suppose I shouldn't try to interpret anything more than the obvious.
The Frog Prince
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,440. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The world in which we live is permanently poised between a series of extremes; up and down, dark and light, yin and yang... life and death. In fact the very fabric of what we experience teeters constantly on the knife edge that separates reality from fantasy.If a fantasy contains enough truth, the resulting confusion can sometimes even prove fatal...
Behind The Skirting Board
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,880. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
For a young couple moving ahead into an exciting new stage of life, everything is an exciting challenge... a journey together through the shared adventures of renovating an old house, starting a new business, and keeping a most extraordinary new pet. But life can be unpredictable, and insufficient attention to detail can sometimes be a very dangerous thing...
The Last Walk
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,270. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
There are a number of things which almost all human beings that have walked on this planet have had in common. Down through the ages men, woman, and children have felt the torment of unknown fears, the love of faithful animals and the joy of laughter and fun. For one old Irish fisherman, the laughter ends abruptly when he finds that the difference between heaven and hell is just one wag of a tail.
Protecting the Transit: A TSA Satire (Lewis Levi)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,790. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2012 by DarkGate. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A short, humorous, satire directed at TSA procedures when U.S. Marshal Lewis Levi and reporter Janette Jumblejoy set out to Denver's Metro City Bus Transit for an undercover, special edition, docudrama to uncover potential terrorists in an out-of-control check system. Using a hidden spy cam and microphone, Lewis Levi will document the procedures that suspects must go through before boarding...
Like A Dog With A Bone
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,970. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
All puppies are loved... until they grow old and lose their teeth... start to smell... then they're replaced by a newer model and left to live out their last years in a world of their own. Unless they're lucky enough to have a hobby. The luckiest old dogs have hobbies they can take with them... beyond the grave.
This Is Why You Can't Drive!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 930. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A short humorous story about a two brothers that make their way home in a snow storm.
Going Home and Other Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,580. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Going Home is perfect for readers who would like to sample a few of the stories contained in the author's longer collection titled "Postcards From Home". The four stories in this mini-collection deal with overcoming envy, pitting humans against a squirrel, struggling with grocery store warning signs, and returning in memory to a childhood home. A great way to check out an author new to you!
A Little Bit Elephant
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,450. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Extra Quirky verses by Barnaby Wilde ... A collection of unrelated verse packed with puns and other strange stuff, including Carpets, Kitchen Appliances and Centaurs, with just a little bit of elephant
Learning to Pond Skate
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Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
Rolanda is a little girl who looks to her parents and grandparents to help her learn to pond skate.
Watching with Thought
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Price: Free! Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A compilation of three small stories in one book. I like to people watch and imagine what their stories are. I change them around completely so that they do not look or act like the ones that I am seeing in front of me. MY imagination likes to run a little wild and these are three of the ones that I kept.
Creep
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What terror lurks behind the fence in an ordinary neighborhood? What manner of monster will you see if you peek through a knothole? Something ugly. Something angry. Something with a very large appetite. Take a peek, go ahead. And then run back the way you came!!! You do not want to reach the end of the fence . . .
Larry The Alien Book Two
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Series: Funny Shorts. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,560. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Book Two of the wacky adventures of Larry The Alien, who came to Earth to conquer it but ended up tending bar for a guy named Murphy. Larry gets anxiety attacks and changes into things like a six foot tall pink rabbit, a walrus, and a chimpanzee. He lives with a dysfunctional family and has many funny adventures with them.
Little Leaves That Never Appeared in The New Yorker
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 9,280. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"A fine humor collection from Henry Mazel. Filled with some new stories and updates from previously published work -- all in one delightful volume. A sophisticated fun and funny ride." --BookBeat
Belief
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
What does one do with one's afterlife?
I Am God
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When others speak, we often hear what we want rather than what was actually said.
Lemons
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A story of an optimist who became a pessimist after nuclear war made his teeth fall out, and then became an optimist again when he found a new set.
Siddhartha
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Price: Free! Words: 540. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
a short, sharp, surprising story that weaves a deft yarn... Taken from the free Smashwords ebook 'Twenty Tiny Tales'
Breakfast with the Cleaning Lady
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2012 by Asteroid Publishing. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Two upper middle-class snobbish women talk in French in the presence of a cleaning lady who hardly speaks English. When the day wears on, the two women discover, to their embarrassment, that the Ukrainian immigrant has a higher education and understands all.