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Tappo Colorato e Altri Ricordi Vaghi
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 6,010. Language: Italian. Published: February 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mi chiedete, cosa ne pensano gli stranieri, il resto del mondo, di Volturara Irpina. Ebbene un giorno capita da queste parti un camioncino ambulante abusivo e gli compro un mazzo di teste d’aglio, risultate poi mezze marce. - Di dove sei? - Montella. - Ah, sei vicino a Volturara Irpina, che ne pensi di quella brava gente? Sinceri e faticatori, non è vero? - No. Falsi e mariuoli.
My brother's Half-Crown
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Price: Free! Words: 2,010. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A short humourous story in 2,000 words. In Ireland 1942, you made your own fun! Anyway, my turn came and I threw the shovel the highest, but this time it came straight back down like a guillotine and it took the tip off my brother’s nose. We all froze in horror. Then my sister picked up the tip and stuck it back on his face a second before the scream came.
The Monster's Lair
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Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Arthur and Sid in a mini adventure.
Opúsculo de Rimazinhas Compilado Por Quem Não Respeita a Poesia
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Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Portuguese poetry
Todos os versos no presente volume foram compostos estando os seus autores completamente descalços.
Baseball Bats And Ballpoint Pens
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Price: Free! Words: 390. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Inspired by David Michael's short story - When Writers Attack - here on Smashwords, this piece of flash fiction delves into the amusing process of a creative writer escaping, if only for a moment, the humdrum monotony of real life.
Burning Ambition: It Starts at Home
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,440. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Joe Charles Baker's life has been miserable ever since the meddlesome aliens landed. As their self-improvement books hit the best seller list, his wife becomes their biggest fan. Will her efforts to better their lives be appreciated? Or will the whole thing go up in smoke? "Burning Ambition" is a 1,200 word humorous short story.
Furball and Feathers: The Cat Food Caper!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,420. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
In the city of Pawston, Meowsachusetts, an overnight robbery of the Pawston Cat Food Bank is under investigation by Leo and Carrie, a pair of anthropomorphic cat and bird private investigators. But when ninja ferrets hit Scollop Square soon after, it’s up to Leo and Carrie’s alter egos, Furball and Feathers, to save the day.
Wheel of Wonder: Zombies Take New York!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,020. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Pitkin's new beat is Coney Island, home of Nathan's Famous Franks, the Sideshow by the Seashore, and the gigantic Ferris wheel, Wonder Wheel. The job is a walk in the park--until the zombies come.
Choque
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Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A vítima inocente de um acidente de viação acorda no hospital e descobre, sem perceber como, que o culpam de um crime atroz. (1 de 2 elaborações sobre piada arqueológica)
O Livro Sagrado
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Price: Free! Words: 9,590. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A Bíblia. O Corão. Os Vedas. Nada a ver. Quando um adolescente com exames à porta e sem vontade de estudar decide usar o seu conhecimento superficial da Bíblia para fins nefastos, o resultado só poderá ser muito trágico.
Ego
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Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Uma viagem muito breve aos meandros da arte, que alguém classificou algum dia como "esse mundo de desavergonhados".
Sweet Revenge
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Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
A very short story about cake and consequences.
Doofus and Valiant: A Short Comic Collection
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Series: English Teacher X, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Those two lovable scamps, Doofus and Valiant, are back again, in order to demonstrate what makes a good teacher of English a foreign language; and more importantly, what makes a lazy, stupid, shiftless, dirty, drunken, lecherous mess of an English teacher.
Welcome Wagon
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Bud regrets moving to suburbia with his nagging wife and irritable daughter. His new neighbors, however, provide him with an unorthodox solution to his problem.
Snort
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 2,620. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012 by Fiero Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An eager special effects artist named Colby, a braniac B-movie actress named Missy Angel, a coke-snorting leading man, and…a giant latex nose with dripping mucosa. The director wants Missy to get snorted up the nose. There’s no bleeping way Missy’s going to let that happen. Can this production be saved?
Cool As A Cucumber
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Price: Free! Words: 2,150. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Sports
(4.00 from 1 review)
"He's as cool as a cucumber." It fit. Kenneth Cary Coulson was as calm and self-possessed as any rookie pitcher that I had ever seen. With the playoffs on the line, Cucumber was called to pitch. With his dad and his girl friend watching, Coulson calmly reared back and threw two blazing fast balls. What happened next shocked everyone, including me in the press box.
Biggerhead
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,680. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Biggerhead Lodge sits on a one-thousand acre ranch in the middle of beautiful Texas north country where conservative,Tea Party Republicans form a society whose sole focus is to depose the sitting President of the United States. Laugh out loud trying to separate truth from fiction. Follow Mitch, Paul, Eric, Sarah, Michele, Rick and John in a hilarious, fictional, behind the scenes look.
Rhysop's Return
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,090. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
More unhelpful and irresponsible fables from the mind that brought you Rhysop's Fables... Join an absurd host of aardvarks, ghosts, pirates, flying jellyfish, hospitals made of lemon jelly, yetis, rhino cops, slobbery kisses and many more entities in the continuing quest to learn absolutely nothing truthful about life or why we are here! Includes a bonus fable in verse at the end!
Reginald, Prince of Baboons
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Series: The Lost Forest, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 5,740. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 1 review)
Once long ago, or short ago if you haven't got much time, somewhere on the African savannah, a group of trees decided to form a wood. The wood became a forest and then a Lost Forest... Within and around the forest lived many animals. Some had quite unusual adventures.This is the tale of one, Reginald, Prince of Baboons...
An Old Man's Decision
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 700. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A short humorous story about an old man, a princess and a frog.