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My new breasts
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Price: Free! Words: 670. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Want to overhaul your looks?? IN a closed, conservative and multilayered society like India?? Think again, my friends... :)
Het ontslag (een Gemma Vlugzout)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,270. Language: Dutch. Published: February 6, 2012 by e-Publikant. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Als Gemma Vlugzout volkomen ten onrechte wordt ontslagen, klimt zij op onnavolgbare wijze in de pen.
When Only The best Will Do
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Price: Free! Words: 530. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A man faces his stuggle to meet the results of his lifetime of giving himself to one true love
Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom
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Series: Retsnom monsteR. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,050. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
When Quentin discovers four relatives dead on the eve of his son's wedding, the bride missing, and a horde of goblins closing in, those are the least of his problems: His wife has put him in charge of tracking down the cake. Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom is a short fantasy of monstrous proportions.
Sunday Morning Giraffe
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Series: The Lombard Alchemist Tales, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012 by AWP Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
It's 3AM on a Sunday in the middle of the desert, and Aldo wants a giraffe, but not just any giraffe will do. Aldo requires the particular one housed in the glass display case in a creepy pawn shop at the edge of nowhere. His parents are at loose ends to satisfy the five-year-old, unaware that he is being guided by a demon-posessed rat with an agenda of its own.
Laughter, the Best Medicine
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,480. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carl Wiggins was a professional dancer until he got trampled at a Madonna concert. His dancing days are over, but show business is in his blood. He trains another dancer as a Madonna impersonator. Just when the act attracts a few bookings, his star starts making demands. When he tries to bring her back in line, she teaches him that laughter is the best medicine.
Hail Mary
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012 by Green Snake Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
For Clarice, football is a religion and game day is like going to church. She even dons a VR suit plugged into her team’s quarterback to enhance her sacred experience. For her husband Grant, football is little more than an amusement. He does not understand Clarice’s obsession. When Grant undertakes to sabotage her VR experience of Super Bowl Sunday, no one on or off the field will be safe.
The Mermaid Variations
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,400. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
The adventures of an exceptional mermaid as she travels from a carnival in tropical Brazil to a country where it never stops raining, Wales; and from there to the moon, where the lunar mermaids are the wrong way around. A magical mystical miniature trilogy!
Tunnel Vision
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,510. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(4.00 from 1 review)
Another collection of quirky verse featuring some longer verses on subjects as diverse as flying saucers, fear of flying and dining room tables. Pausing along the way to ask, what if whales could fly? and do you need more than two pairs of shoes? Featuring 'The Ballad of Wayne and Bill' and 'Flying Over the Atlantic'. Puns and jokes as usual.
Odd Tales book one Devilboy in the Land of Love
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 30. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The son of Satan, whose lack of evilness causes him to leave his father and hell and venture forth into the mortal world in search of love and fresh air, ultimately meets an ironic demise.
Unrequited Love
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Price: Free! Words: 500. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 4 reviews)
In this monologue the author laments the vagaries of young love.
Foreignright 4.5.1
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Price: Free! Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
In the future, "firemen" don't put out fires. Instead . . . hey, this sounds familiar! Eric Cline, a writer who has been published in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and other places, delivers a loving flash fiction tribute to a classic work, updated for modern times.
The Stockholm Manifesto
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Series: Fiction, plays and screenplays, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,930. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A peek inside the mind of an American refugee stranded penniless in Sweden during the height of the Vietnam War.
Jenno's Widdlington
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Series: Jenno's Stuff, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of Jenno's Facebook sayings, as well as other stuff concerning life and her village of Widdlington. Jenno's friends and acquaintances leap on to the pages scattering a confetti trail of apostrophes and points of suspension...
Clootie's Cover
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Price: Free! Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A few million heads are missing in Heaven. Strange scratches and signs appear all over the place. God and St Peter are forced to investigate some decidedly odd doings on the third planet and come up against Clootie, the old man of the village... Hold on to your aureoles!
Barking
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 100. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
A little story about Charlie, a dog who barks at everything! For all ages.
The Man Who Could Not Make Up His Mind
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,510. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Clifford Day Vanderwall, a member of New York society, has trouble making decisions. He becomes the helpless prey of fortune hunter Shirley Horner. She eventually destroys his career, his love life, and his self-esteem. Lacking the ability to make up his mind, Clifford appears to be doomed in this outrageous satire about love among New York’s upper crust.
Taking The High Road
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,950. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Taking The High Road is a short story about a young man's gentle adventures while hitchhiking from the bottom to the top of Britain. It is written in a humourous vein, and is loosely based on an actual trip by the author. It is set in the 1960's, the era of the winklepicker and of course, the Beatles.
So This Is Strange? Five Stories of Humor, Fantasy, and a Little Hint of Sex
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 16,950. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012 by WMG Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
USA Today bestselling author Dean Wesley Smith sometimes writes stories that don’t seem to fit with his other work. So for these strange jumps into fantasy with a touch of humor and a hint of sex, he uses the name Dee W. Schofield. Stories include “Iron Eyebrows,” “Don’t Rust on Me Now,” and “Mated from the Morgue.” This is Dee’s first collection, but there are more to follow.
Kafka's Hairbrush
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Biographical
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Someone's having a bad hair day. Anxious writer Franz K. waits for the pharmacy in Prague's old square to open so he can purchase a bottle of his favorite hair tonic. Why are they late? What is wrong with the clerk? Why can't he understand a word he says? "Kafka’s Hairbrush" is an analeptic literary love story. A little pick-me-up. Can the fretful writer ever settle his nerves?