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Motherfucking Wizards: An Erotic Novella About Sexual Wizards
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,360. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2015 by Forest City Pulp. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Peter Harrison is not a wizard. Living in his uncle's basement is not exactly paradise, so he's happy to be whisked away when a white van comes to take him to wizarding school. He’s also pleased to discover that the teachers are all beautiful women, but they have a dark secret, and getting kicked out of school will be the least of Peter’s worries if they find out he’s not a wizard.
Donne Cortigiane e Regine
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Price: $1.66 USD. Words: 16,430. Language: Italian. Published: January 13, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Da Maria Antonietta a Greta Garbo. Da Messalina a Lucrezia Borgia. Tutte le donne che hanno avuto un vita tormentosa, affascinante e a volte tragica.Anita Garibaldi ci parlerà del suo amore per Giuseppe che la porterà a seguirlo in Italia. Cleopatra analizzerà la sua vita e la necessità di essere malvagia e crudele tanto da spingerla ad uccidere sua sorella.
An Unusual Day at the Met
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Price: Free! Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A visit to the Metropolitan Museum of Art becomes a surreal encounter with two huge pop icons.
How Painters Were Able to Win Naval Commanders
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What are the relations between the state and its army? Reasonable person would say that the army is in the service of civil society. But in some places it happens vice versa: the army sets the rules of life for ordinary citizens. How to change the thinking of military commanders? I tell about this in my novel.
The Monkey Heist
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Series: Life is (almost) beautiful!, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 7,450. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A piercing gastritis, a cat to take to the vet, and a screaming monkey perched on a plum tree in my garden... and it was only ten o’ clock!
The Ghost in the Barbershop
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,600. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015 by Local Hero Press, LLC. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
A Muddy Creek short story set in the Weird Wild West. When Muddy Creek barber Angus discovers a vengeful spirit haunting his shop, shenanigans ensue as the town sheriff tries to figure out a way to dispose of a ghost.
Cult-eh-c
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Price: Free! Words: 2,680. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I was in a cult. It wasn't that exciting. Read on and you will find out why.
Cosmic Tales #1: Resurrection
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Price: Free! Words: 4,190. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.00 from 1 review)
Piloting the battered Chromium Bullet, the robot assistant 234 collects a very important piece of cargo shut inside a sarcophagus. The Crew: Captain Phoenix Wingclipper, a scheming AWOL military pilot; Assistant 234, a hapless AWOL robotic co-pilot; Rodeena Salvoyant, a reptilian female negotiator; Elwood Makepeace, a reluctantly travelling earthman; Bink, a heroic small floating ball droid
Too Much Monkey Business
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A research lab is established to examine the Million Monkey theory. As time goes on, two students decide to hurry things along.
Mother Goose Unhinged
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Remake of Mother Goose, done just for adults. Written and (sadly) illustrated by Monica Lee.
Men Are Like Cars
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Price: Free! Words: 4,360. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.33 from 3 reviews)
A humorous short story about a woman CEO who confides in a young reporter telling her how she has managed her relationships with men through her life
The Egret's Dream
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You set the price! Words: 9,770. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An array of short stories and poems that mostly relate to the West coast of Florida. They cover love, Florida critters and ruminations
The Lotto Lothario
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Reeling off of a recent breakup with his girlfriend, Stacey, a dejected Corey decides to start his day of wallowing with some morning drinking. While at the liquor store, he decides to buy a lottery ticket on a whim. The ticket purchase envelops him into a fantasy world detailing his new life if his long shot indeed materializes into the winning lottery ticket. How will he spend the money?
Sweat Dreams
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Price: Free! Words: 3,150. Language: Australian English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dreams are just dreams, right? And as Jack Cadney says in my towering literary work "McCullock's Gold", how can dreams have any meaning when everything in them is so crazy? …And yet, on rare occasions, someone dreams some winning lottery numbers or which horse will win the Melbourne Cup. Oh yes. And for your information, a "Sydney Harbour" is the standard Australian unit of mega-gargantuan volume.
The Cowering Inferno
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Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comic book without pictures. Superheroine Akkadia must stop the villainous Moo Fan-chu's scheme to put Houston's restaurants out of business.
Bad Night at the Séance
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Price: Free! Words: 840. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tried my first séance last night. As the title implies, the spirit world was indifferent to my beginner's status.
The Legend Of Blistering Billy Blaylock - Gunfighter: A Humorous Western Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
You’ve heard the name…Blistering Billy Blaylock. You’ve heard about Billy’s career as a gunfighter. You may have even been told that the nickname “Blistering Billy” referred to Blaylock’s speed with a handgun. You have heard wrong. This story sets the legend straight, and explains why Billy was “Blistering”…and it has nothing to do with his gunfighting skills.
Screwtape Lost and Found – Delusion is the Bane of Experience
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 18. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Demons play off superior beings against the mediocre meek using the battleground of delusion. The meek are expected to be in awe of the deluded superior, despite their scepticism, and allow the superior to guide them safely to Heaven. Superior beings however must work very hard on their delusions otherwise they will definitely fall.
Blasting For Tomatoes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,850. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2015 by Salt Run Publishing LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the city, you call them eccentrics. In small towns, they're our friends, neighbors, and even our fellow church members, but we love them just the same. Only in a small town will you hear How you doin'? and Did you hear about them boys trying to hijack a train last week? in the same breath. You will love and appreciate each and every person you meet in these true stories.
Médium saignant - Épisode 2
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,640. Language: Canadian French. Published: January 7, 2015 by Lecteur en série. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ceci est l'épisode 2 de la série Médium saignant. Précédemment... Benoit, qui vient de perdre son emploi, se fait emberlificoter par son amie Judith pour jouer les voyants au téléphone. Ne sachant trop quelle histoire raconter à son premier client, il lui affirme que sa femme le trompe - c'est écrit dans les cartes! Le lendemain, le lieutenant Francoeur est appelé sur une scène de crime...