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Nebmahket: Self-Styled King Of The Nile Is King Of The Vile
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Price: Free! Words: 2,280. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
Egyptologists unlock a three thousand year old mystery when they unearth a tablet identifying Nebmahket, the forgotten son of Pharaoh Ramesses II. They soon learn why the ancient Egyptians were quick to cover up Nebmahket’s existence – the angry young man ate nine babies in his lifetime, two of which were his own children.
El Candímetro Is In Braille
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Price: Free! Words: 2,860. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 2 reviews)
I got a jury summons for my eighteenth birthday, thanks to the dual misfortunes of having survived that long and not having committed any felonies along the way. Growing up in Miami in the eighties, it was something of a perfect storm.
What Are Friends For?
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Price: Free! Words: 18,330. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Rosanne, Dorrie, Ethel and Charmaine are four Seniors – friends – each battling with their own problems. Why shouldn’t they battle together? A humorous introduction to four ditzy, loveable, oldies…
C'thulhu Unbound
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Price: Free! Words: 6,250. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
In this humorous take on H. P. Lovecraft's C'thulhu mythos, a high school boy conjures the dreaded Elder God.
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a humorous short story.
A Book of Limericks
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,980. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Australian & Oceanian
Limericks of love, sex, politics, religion, music. Some are funny, some bawdy, some pointed, and some, you dear reader, shall find pleasing to the ear. By the author of White Brother and other poems and Pub Poems, which have in them a clutch of limericks.
Venus Fly Trap
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The family dog and a Venus Fly Trap help a woman unearth enough of her husband’s secrets that she wonders what more he may be hiding, what other dastardly deeds could there be and can she get at them? Perhaps it wasn’t the dog and the Venus Fly Trap that smoked him out. Maybe it is her developing psychic ability coming to the fore.
How to Prevent Adultery the Ethical Way: Spouses cheat and get away with it when they're TOO BIG TO FAIL
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Series: Steve O'Reilly Presents. Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Sexuality
(1.00 from 1 review)
Steve O’Reilly Presents: How to Prevent Adultery the Ethical Way: Spouses cheat and get away with it when they're TOO BIG TO FAIL See why Bob the Mechanic and Mr. Too Big to Fail plays by different rules when in comes to fidelity, or a lack of it.
Metatron’s Daughter
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Metatron is a rock star who spends much of his time away from his daughter who has struggled with his absences. When he is away she has recurring visions of him in different guises. Finally she voluntarily admits herself to hospital and while in care an unexpected musical consequence is helping her deal with her trauma.
Fang Banged
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Price: Free! Words: 12,630. Language: American English. Published: November 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Oh, vampires! So irresistible when they’re leering, shirtless, or moving their tongues seductively around bright red lips, but when ace reporter Tim Johnson sets out on assignment to discover what vampires are really about, what he finds isn’t exactly what all those impressionable young girls, or the virulent anti-vampire crowd, might have expected.
A Royal Scam
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,810. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A fan of Queen Elizabeth II gets carried away, lands in a festivity of royal proportions and eventually is caught up in an encounter with Prince Charles. Is he fooled, taken in, or just pretending. Will there be consequences and will this interloper be up to them?
The Vamp Of Mensa
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 1,830. Language: American English. Published: November 3, 2014 by Hypo To Helio Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Originally published 1985. A clueless young man meets a fascinating Romanian woman at the Mensa party she hosts, on the Friday before Halloween. She tries her best to get him drunk, but she herself does not drink...wine. This story is cheap because it's short (1,598 words). The author is a lifetime member of Mensa who has thoroughly researched Mensa parties.
The Zac Black Chronicles: You Don't Shoot Fish Do You
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 14,430. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the second exciting installment of the Zac Black Chronicles, 'You Don't Shoot Fish Do You", Zac Black discovers the truth about his next door neighbor. Not content with making his life a misery, Lana is also terrorizing a parallel reality and that reality the koala bears really need Zac's help. The only problem is koala bears have never even heard of pepperoni!
Reminiscing Evan
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,550. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Evan Chandler is running away from a deal he backed out on when he was in the Liberati. The Society that holds it’s dominance over the media and it’s people. The Society before the rules of the Illuminati began. He took the game in his hands, had the ball in his court but refused to play. Now Evan doesn’t know the threat that’s coming after him, and the people that are running after him.
Si eso de ahí es un Dragón, ¿Dónde diablos está la Mazmorra?
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 18,310. Language: Spanish. Published: November 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Una universidad de magia, tres magos y mucho caos.
Blue Balls: Parenting is Dirty Business
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Price: $4.99 USD. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As parents, we want to be the best role models and while we try to watch what we say when little ears are present, we sometimes slip up. Colloquialisms like “blue balls,” or innocent phrases like “I want a boy toy” at the fast food franchise often sneak into our conversations. Blue Balls: Parenting is Dirty Business allows us a few chuckles while we tackle the serious work of raising kids.
False Teeth, Fixodent and a Funny Husband
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Price: $2.96 USD. Words: 6,720. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2014 and represented by Docs2eBooks. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
Sometimes life smacks you in the middle but if you can learn how to laugh after you finish crying, you will make it. This is a book filled with teasing, good humor and downright belly wobbles you can actually read out loud to your friends.
An Advanced Case
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,270. Language: American English. Published: October 31, 2014 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
A psychologist is convinced his pastor-patient has an all-too-common and depressing story to tell. Or does he?
The Moment of Truth
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Price: Free! Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014 by A Conspiracy of Authors. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is something decidedly strange about the new family in Treeview -- the ones with the odd haircuts, pointed teeth and strange attraction to vegetables. Life has gotten odd since they arrived and now it's up to three local ladies to take care of the problem! The short story is followed by a preview of the first chapter to the novel Beware the Wrath of Bunny Hopper.
Russell Pond Town and Country
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,830. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The thing that puzzled me about Marble Rock is, nobody knew where the shit went.