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Harvey The Indian: The Man Who Wouldn't Leave
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Price: Free! Words: 2,490. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harvey is visited by a Caucasian man who wants spiritual healing from a First Nations man, but Harvey isn't the type of Indian to believe in spirits.
Aseptic Technique (A Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Following a near-fatal stroll in his neighborhood in the dead of winter, the fanatically germophobic Eugene Sinclair devises his plan for revenge.
Un tranquillo giovedì di fine agosto
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: Italian. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Come godersi l’estate aiutando il prossimo, e, soprattutto, come rischiare immancabilmente di rimetterci l’osso del collo e di rovinare l’estate a chiunque abbia avuto la malsana idea di chiedervi aiuto.
Life As A Cadet - How To Find Humor With A Black Stripe Down Your Leg
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,350. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of humorous memoir-based anecdotes revolving around the Cadets at the Staunton Military Academy and in situations after graduation when the knowledge gained while at the school came in handy. Chapter titles include The 1966 raid on the Augusta Military Academy, The Mess Hall Break-in, and The Charge of The First Battalion. This is Volume 1 of a 3-volume set. www.gregoryprobertson.
The Fruitcake
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Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
(5.00 from 1 review)
A humorous short story about the dreaded holiday classic. Retirement is not what Robert expected. His wife feeds him twigs and is afraid of mailbox bombs. If that's not enough a fruitcake shows up on his doorstep. Fruitcakes may be a Southern tradition, but it's one Robert can do without.
Meow Right Now
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
"Meow Right Now" is a short story, about 5100 words. Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for Kwirrrf is not accustomed to being a pet. In fact, he's more accustomed to being a pet owner...
How Timmy Became the World’s First Bovine Chef
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
From his mother, through a bed time story, Timmy learns about the origins of bovine flesh which is the staple of human eating. His mother had tried basic ways of improving the flavour and texture from reading the recipes she’d found in a very old cookbook, but it is the adult Timmy who believes he can take bovine cuisine to a new level.
L’audace colpo della scimmia innamorata
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,930. Language: Italian. Published: September 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Se non vi è mai capitato di svegliarvi un mattino e ritrovarvi una scimmia arrampicata su un albero in giardino, allora non potete neanche immaginare quanto sangue freddo, astuzia e determinazione ci vogliano per uscire sani e salvi da una situazione così assurda. A me è successo davvero, e purtroppo non sono mai stato troppo astuto né determinato...
Spazzatour de force
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,720. Language: Italian. Published: September 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Quando anche buttare la spazzatura si trasforma in una missione impossibile dalle conseguenze catastrofiche capite che è davvero il momento di tornarvene a casa... se solo riusciste ad arrivarci vivi!
Surviving Foaling Season
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Price: Free! Words: 4,150. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014 by Salt Run Publishing LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Your mare is entering her nineteenth month of pregnancy (you and your vet may disagree on this point, but who has to live with her?) and you anticipate appearance of the new arrival almost any time. A humorous look at how to handle the waiting.
Life Of A 'prayer
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
In a world where dipterans have hunted most species to extinction, James is a Sprayer. He has had a hard life and he deserves to die in peace. If only, he weren't dying so young. It isn't all gloom and doom though, sharing his world are air-pirate heroines, metallic Gorillas and Horses that run on steam. Oh and airships!
Old Cameras Never Die
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,540. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The “nudie” photos on the camera Clete Stinger caught fishing delighted him, until he saw who they were. There were nude photos on that camera. Clete didn’t like them, though.
Mrs Von Dippel
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Price: Free! Words: 1,480. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
This is dead letter by a young opinionated girl to her teacher. It is a comical look at priorities.
Kill The Cynic
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Series: Short Misadventures, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Margaret falls in lust with a building and is saved from making a fool of herself over it by an inquisitive friend and the unwitting drunken owner.
Episode 2 - On the Way to Work
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Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Máquina do Tempo
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Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Se um dia pudesses voltar atrás no tempo será que gostavas de mudar verdadeiramente alguma coisa? E se sim, será que valia a pena?
The Judgment of Paris
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Price: Free! Words: 16,460. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Euphorion, son of Aeschylus, will stop at nothing to outshine his father's glory in theater. Even if it means cheating!
Je suis ton père - Episode I
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Price: Free! Words: 5,650. Language: French. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tu peux raccrocher le sabrelaser et troquer la Batmobile contre un monospace : ta femme est enceinte. Quand un geek débute son apprentissage de la paternité, ça donne la série JE SUIS TON PÈRE. Bercé à la science-fiction, au cinéma de Spielberg et Lucas, et visiteur littéraire assidu de la Terre du Milieu, l'homme voit ses repères chamboulés du jour au lendemain.
Teeny Weenie Man (A short, completely believable story)
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Price: Free! Words: 11,480. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
When Molly Peek discovers an extremely odd hotdog during the course of her working day, she has no idea that her knowledge of life, evolution, and whether Earthlings are alone in the universe will be greatly enhanced. For such a small guy, the Teeny Weenie Man sure knows how to make an impact.
Bless the Bunnies
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Floyd Maveksson lives for his garden. For his lush lawn. Blossoming flowers. Rich soil. So when rabbits make their designs on his domain, he determines to send them packing. But will he find a limit to his ire . . . a nagging conscience perhaps? An account which examines just how far one man will go to preserve what he loves above all else. Bless the Bunnies: A Short Story.