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Bad Night at the Séance
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Price: Free! Words: 840. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tried my first séance last night. As the title implies, the spirit world was indifferent to my beginner's status.
The Legend Of Blistering Billy Blaylock - Gunfighter: A Humorous Western Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
You’ve heard the name…Blistering Billy Blaylock. You’ve heard about Billy’s career as a gunfighter. You may have even been told that the nickname “Blistering Billy” referred to Blaylock’s speed with a handgun. You have heard wrong. This story sets the legend straight, and explains why Billy was “Blistering”…and it has nothing to do with his gunfighting skills.
Screwtape Lost and Found – Delusion is the Bane of Experience
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 18. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Demons play off superior beings against the mediocre meek using the battleground of delusion. The meek are expected to be in awe of the deluded superior, despite their scepticism, and allow the superior to guide them safely to Heaven. Superior beings however must work very hard on their delusions otherwise they will definitely fall.
Blasting For Tomatoes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,850. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2015 by Salt Run Publishing LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the city, you call them eccentrics. In small towns, they're our friends, neighbors, and even our fellow church members, but we love them just the same. Only in a small town will you hear How you doin'? and Did you hear about them boys trying to hijack a train last week? in the same breath. You will love and appreciate each and every person you meet in these true stories.
Médium saignant - Épisode 2
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,640. Language: Canadian French. Published: January 7, 2015 by Lecteur en série. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ceci est l'épisode 2 de la série Médium saignant. Précédemment... Benoit, qui vient de perdre son emploi, se fait emberlificoter par son amie Judith pour jouer les voyants au téléphone. Ne sachant trop quelle histoire raconter à son premier client, il lui affirme que sa femme le trompe - c'est écrit dans les cartes! Le lendemain, le lieutenant Francoeur est appelé sur une scène de crime...
Under The Blizzard
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Price: $1.01 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2015. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Sometimes words are not enough. Sometimes they are too much. What then is the writer to do? He must take his story, crack it like an egg over a bowl and then wade into the gloopy mess. So it is with Under The Blizzard, an adventure, set in a meta-fictional dystopia where the words and letters, not least the punctuation marks and blank spaces conspire to harass the hapless narrator.
Médium saignant - Épisode 1
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Price: Free! Words: 9,080. Language: Canadian French. Published: January 6, 2015 by Lecteur en série. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Benoit Sylvestre est bien malgré lui mêlé à une série de meurtres sanglants ayant pour point commun une carte de tarot laissée sur chaque scène de crime. Alors que le lieutenant Francoeur l’accuse d’être l’auteur de ces atrocités, le professeur Lavillette, un expert en sciences occultes, soutient la thèse qu’il sera la cible finale de cette longue suite d’assassinats, commandés par une secte de...
Mes amies reviennent
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You set the price! Words: 2,490. Language: French. Published: January 6, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Aux premiers rayons de soleil printanier, une vieille dame s’impatiente ; elle attend ses amies. Avec tendresse, humour, l’auteur conte ses espoirs, sa solitude, son bonheur. Des lecteurs commentent : Le récit est bien construit, on y entre facilement. Le personnage central est attachant, son univers est bien cerné. C’est un texte à découvrir, car il aborde avec pudeur un thème délicat.
Snow White and the Seven Hills
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 6,630. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What happens when you take three men in their thirties and turn them loose together. The wives have gone on a seven day get-a-way vacation and left their husbands to fend for themselves. Can these grown "boys" behave and not get themselves into trouble?
8 Inches of Fury
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Price: Free! Words: 1,540. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2015. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
If you make it this far, if you're even a little curious, the question is, do you dare enter the cage and face. . .?
My Crazmad Book of Poems
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Price: Free! Words: 9,590. Language: British English. Published: January 5, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
So, here we are just you and me and my Crazymad Book of Poems. Are you ready? Are you really and truly ready to begin reading it? You are! Okay, then, away with you. Be it on your head, though, if you end up as crazy and mad as I am! Now, on with the lunacy.... 'They are poems, Jim, but not as we know them!'
Debbie Does Delta Draconis III
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You set the price! Words: 3,420. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
"Debbie Does Delta Draconis III" is a 3,000 word humorous science fiction story. The story is about a woman obsessed with a science fiction television show who would like nothing more than to live in that fantasy world. Only when real aliens offer her the chance do so, does she realize that fantasies don't always mesh with reality.
Party! Patio!
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Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In DICK SWAP, Keith and Kevin found themselves in a situation where one of their penises got lost and they hadn’t found it by the end of the book. PARTY! PATIO! is the exciting sequel to that book. Again Keith and Kevin find themselves in a situation and also Joan, Kevin’s wife, who something might have happened to.
Dick Swap
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Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Keith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of self-examination, friendship, and mystery.
Central Perk On 5th & OIympus
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Price: Free! Words: 1,780. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
What happens when the Gods get together over coffee? Hilarity, that's what. It's not easy walking among mortals, but it's even rougher having to spend an eternity with people you just can't stand. Short story.
Revenge Of The Trash
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Series: Life is (almost) beautiful!, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 7,190. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When even taking out the trash turns into an impossible mission with catastrophic consequences you deduce that it is really time to go home... if only you could get there alive!
You Pooped Today!
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Price: Free! Words: 1,690. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You're not sure of what to think about a book titled "You Pooped Today!" That's alright. You enjoy strange stories told from different perspectives, so this story should be right up your alley.
What Exactly is ‘Extended Pleasure’? Pondering the Big Questions whilst Waiting in the Chemists.
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Price: Free! Words: 300. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A trip to the chemists proves enlightening.
Poor Marty
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,200. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Poor Marty was born with a full set of buck teeth and his life pretty much went downhill from that point, until....
The Ultimate Animal Joke Book
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Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Have a laugh with your family and friends This book is perfect to read to your family and friends whenever you want to have a laugh with them. The animal jokes however are also great to read at your own leisure! Whether you want to share jokes with your friends and family, or enjoy the jokes peacefully during your breaks, The Ultimate Animal Joke Book is a suitable candidate to add to your stock!