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Kiss My Blarney Stone: Tricks & Traps (Part 2 of a 3 Part Serial)
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Series: Kiss My Blarney Stone. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,870. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
High-spirited romantic comedy with an Irish lilt and a sprinkle of magic (part 2 of a 3-part serial)… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.
Kiss My Blarney Stone: War Games (Part 1 of a 3 Part Serial)
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Series: Kiss My Blarney Stone. Price: Free! Words: 14,630. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
High-spirited romantic comedy with an Irish lilt and a sprinkle of magic (part 1 of a 3-part serial)… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.
In The Beginning
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Price: Free! Words: 350. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In the beginning, there were no toilets.
The Green Twinkie
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Price: Free! Words: 330. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story about when I found a green Twinkie.
Mustard Urine
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Price: Free! Words: 220. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Recently I was exploring the furthest reaches of the galaxy, in my mind.
Naturalist Thoughts
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Price: Free! Words: 420. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Transgressional
A short story that very briefly explores man's relationship with nature.
Transference
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,140. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story, 14 pages. O'Neill moves to Brisbane and opens a karate studio. Suffering from insomnia when Azure leaves him, he seeks help from a psychiatrist, expecting to meet "some old git who looks like Sigmund Freud". Dr West turns out to be young and beautiful. Bit by bit he begins to transfer his affections to her. By the time Azure returns, he's become obsessed with Dr West. 4,350 words.
What A Fart
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Price: Free! Words: 120. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous musing of sorts.
In the Kingdom of the Gargoyles
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Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"In the Kingdom of the Gargoyles" is a bittersweet short story about the life of an artist and the cascade of snowballing ironies in that life. The artist is Everyman, but with innermost feelings revealed too graphically for comfort. The artist's works present a corrupting temptation to those around him, yet he considers himself the most corrupted of all.
Colonial Capers
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You set the price! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Historical » Colonial America
In a darkened boathouse on the edge of Boston Harbor, Phineas Phillips and a small band of dissidents sit quietly watching two British ships that are at anchor along the Pearl Street Wharf. Soon a band of heathen Indians will board the two schooners and toss all the tea into the harbor. With advance knowledge of what may happen, Phineas and friends have a different plan in mind.
Classic Quotations From The Otherworlds
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 630. Language: American English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Essay » Literature
This book delves deep into deeper realities. It is a catalyst, that helps to stimulates the mind to reflect on many theological issues and questions.
The Confessions of a Vegan Maneater
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,530. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Confessions of a Vegan Maneater is my poetic collection of silly short stories, aggressive seductions and vegan drink recipes. Experience love infused with humor.
The Greater Good
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Price: Free! Words: 18,830. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A political satire in the form of a superhero parody. Leftists, pinkshirts, SJWs and homophiles will not enjoy.
The Smiths are Going to Jupiter: A Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
In a last ditch effort to save his dysfunctional family life, William Smith takes his wife and kids on a trip to the planet Jupiter, in this darkly comedic portrait of a futuristic society.
The Devil & the Dishwater
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,270. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Terrence always gets stuck with the washing up. But, really, the enormous dollop of mould in the kitchen sink should be the last straw. Shouldn’t it? It really should . . . if only Terrence could somehow find a way—supernatural or otherwise—to make his housemates see that. An oddball story about male pride, and mould. The Devil & the Dishwater: A Short Story.
SkyDie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
‘SkyDie’ is a disturbing short comedy and a parody of backpacker culture. The reader sees Liam, an average backpacker, witness his friends’ gruesome fall from grace thanks to a horrific skydiving accident. Fearing police intervention, and despite numerous setbacks along the way, Liam is nevertheless determined in his grand plan: to dispose of the bodies and to get home as soon as he can.
Boring People, Spectacular Clothes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Marian only wants to design clothes. She wants to produce spectacular works of art. Items to be remembered—and regarded—through the ages. But she must also contend with the boring people. Those who, in lieu of skill, craft and taste, make demands of her. A story which collides practicality and creativity. Boring People, Spectacular Clothes: A Short Story.
Waste Not (And Other Funny Zombie Stories)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,990. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it.
Johnny Eleven and Les Paul Heaven
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Price: Free! Words: 13,580. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rock and Roll dreams. Johnny has them big time. The only problem is he's an awful guitar player. But an encounter with a special guitar made by a psychotic craftsman changes everything. For Johnny starts to become the guitar player of his dreams not realizing he's being stalked by a psychotic madman. But fate may be on his side for only the special guitar can decide who stays and who dies.
Out of the Box
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Price: Free! Words: 6,700. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
Life throws so many things our way, good and bad, and sometimes it helps to take an alternative look, especially if we can have a bit of a chuckle at the same time. This collection of humorous verse takes a sideways look at some of the trials (and tribulations) that beset our everyday lives. We've all been there...