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The Guy Instructional Manual
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,720. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Finally, the historic groundbreaking Guy Instructional Manual, breaking the ground as we speak, featuring a bonus, low cost, low calorie (but maybe not better) alternative to the upcoming X-Rated College Girl Cookbook, plus, free of charge, the unreadable "How to be a Best Man" and the shocking and forgettable, "Guys Who Knit."
Judith the Obscure
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Price: Free! Words: 4,360. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Judith Nussbaum just woke up to find fifty thousand, Italian honneybees nesting in her hemlock tree, and all the diazepam in the universe won't make the swarm go away.
The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen: Episode 1 - Anthony Gets Up for Work
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Price: Free! Words: 2,210. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
My Lying Bathroom Mirror (M)
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Price: Free! Words: 220. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A short poem, wif words what rhymes even, in celebration of your visit to my Smashwords Page.
My Lying Bathroom Mirror (F)
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Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A short poem, wif words what rhymes even, in celebration of your visit to my Smashwords Page.
The Wise Man and the Pig
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Price: Free! Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Long ago and far away, two men visit the local wise man for advice on a coveted pig.
Death to Reductionist Cinema
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,640. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
When Tracey finds herself in that most precarious of situations—caught between her roommate and a would-be lover—she bails out the only way she knows how. With both barrels blazing. A light-hearted story of friendship, and argument for argument’s sake. Death to Reductionist Cinema: A Short Story.
The Old Man and The Three Kittens
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Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When one is trapped in the past it takes irony and humorous circumstances to change, maybe even one's entire outlook.
La véritable histoire des chats
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 2,530. Language: French. Published: August 19, 2014 by Isabelle Claire. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A travers des faits historiques avérés, avec humour, imagination débridée et tendresse, Isabelle Claire nous conte sa véritable l'histoire des chats de l'Antiquité à nos jours... Une histoire courte, écrite pour les grands enfants (de 12 ans à 100 ans) et tous les amoureux des chats...
The Curious Affair of Scuppers Bilgewater and the Lesser Speckled Dunk Island Scrub Hen
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Price: Free! Words: 3,240. Language: Australian English. Published: August 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In my earlier days I was quite the foolhardy young rake and had a great many outrageously wild and exciting adventures. This is not one of them.
At Home in the Stars
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,820. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jenny and Alice find themselves on an alien spaceship, the latest specimens in an intergalactic zoo. Their demands prove taxing to the aliens, while the people on Earth learn how comfy a lifetime in a space-bound zoo really is. Can the pair escape the madness and get back home? A short story at approximately 7,000 words, originally in the Quantum Zoo anthology by D.J. Gelner and J.M. Ney-Grimm.
Let the Animals Speak! 115 Captions & Comments from Our Animal Friends
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,550. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Do you love animals? Do you love to laugh? Then this is a book for you! / Animals and humans have more in common than many of us realize. Their rich emotional lives cover a wide spectrum of feelings including personal likes and dislikes, and they are capable of long term loving friendships with each other and humans. They can be funny and playful, sad and mournful, when dealing with life's changes
Safe and Secure in Atropia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,760. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
A couple recently moved into a master planned gated community, kept up to exacting standards by aerial surveillance, "helpful" bureaucrats, and of course the vigilant HOA. But having to worship a parking meter seems a little much. This farcical satire of suburbia illustrates that totalitarianism isn't always an iron-fisted dictatorship (yet), and it may be closer to home than one might think.
Stickman's Sticky Situation
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Price: Free! Words: 720. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Step into the hectic life of the one and only Stickman
The Mindwriter: Episode 3
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Series: The Mindwriter, Episode 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,500. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
Arnold
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Price: Free! Words: 14,400. Language: British English. Published: August 16, 2014 by Geraldine Humphries. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are some of the 'adventures' ten years old, Arnold Tibbs has whilst being, just Arnold. His imagination takes him into realms of fantasy that others' cannot envisage.
Baboons and Bureaucrats
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Price: Free! Words: 3,250. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Some bureaucrats work professionally and arduously, and possess a true desire to help people while many others work slowly, making simple tasks exceedingly difficult, treating recipients poorly, and chasing everyone away. Thus, I wrote this parody to express my appreciation to the world’s bad bureaucrats, and, unfortunately, the world has too many of them.
29 Free Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 12,170. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
29 free short stories. Most are funny. Some aren't. And this description has to be at least 50 non-white characters long, or they won't accept it. Down with the man.
Short Scripts
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 630. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Crime & mystery
How to write a movie mystery screenplay, Icy Rivers style, and introducing mysterious mystery man, DirtyBoy McF.
Scatology - My Contribution to that Field
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Price: Free! Words: 16,390. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
No matter they might be young, snobby, tough or pompous, there's nowhere to hide when their comeuppance arrives and they find themselves in the poo, in more ways than one.