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What You Tell Yourself - A Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 6,260. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Most brides-to-be experience cold feet -- or at least luke-warm ones. And spending e a day at the spa seems like the perfect place to clear the head and make up one's mind. If only it was a little more peaceful and quiet in there.
Small Spirits
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,810. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sam Voss wanted to go west and write about its history and culture, but the only culture he encountered were a pair of robbers who beat him up and left him for dead. Rescued by the ghost of an Aztec warrior's wife, he is sent on a mission to help a prostitute escape from a brothel called the Hog Farm.
Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
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Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
Chowza's Guide to Paleo
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,580. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Nutrition
Chowza's Guide to Paleo steps in where other Paleo guides fall short with a satirical take on this popular diet and lifestyle. Learn strategies for countering the most sophisticated criticisms of an ancestral lifestyle, uncover little-known but culturally vital variations on the Paleo approach, and get the inside scoop on how to *really* succeed with Paleo from the pros that know it best.
Suddenly, Zombies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.
How to be Depressed: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Over Your Happiness and Achieving Lifelong Depression
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Mental health
Do you want to be depressed? Do you ever wish that you could be filled with persistent feelings of gloominess and sadness? This book contains proven steps and strategies on how to overcome your happiness and feel truly miserable. It is essential reading for anyone who wishes to walk down the long dark corridor of clinical depression.
Fifty Shades of the Twilight Games
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 270. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Take one part bloodsucker, one part magician, one part ruthless huntress, and throw in a little bondage. What do you get? An all-out battle where arrows fly, teeth gnash, and magic spells clash. Who will survive? Find out in "50 Shades of the Twilight Games,” the new graphic novel parody from Bluewater Productions.
Still a Child, not yet a Woman
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Price: Free! Words: 3,420. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The life of a teenager, and what's like to grow up with the different ages telling you to do different things, the three year old, trying to get you to set fire to something, the nine year old, telling you to keep out. And the adult, telling you to 'grow up' and get a life. However, Tabs can get into so much trouble, no matter what everyone says. *Has minor language*
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: Free! Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
The Seduction of Wine
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Price: $8.24 USD. Words: 6,750. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
"The Seduction of Wine" is illustrated prose to glean insight about wine varietals. Written from the viewpoint of someone reflecting about a lover, or the wine talking about itself, every nuance is based on facts about the specific wine to create descriptions of the character's personality.One wine per page has a corresponding illustration to support its charm.
1950s: The Decade of Perfect Housewives, Cadillacs & Zombies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,890. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The 1950s was the perfect time to raise a family... it was also a period in which it was considered bad manners to talk about zombies. You just had to kill them and get on with your daily life.
How About ... Variety Smack?
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Series: Let Me Clear My Throat - Short Stories, One at a Time, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,980. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
Harold and Steeven want to build a web comic together ... if only Steeven can stop thinking of bacon, and Harold can stop from killing Steeven. The fourth in a series of free short stories by Steeven R. Orr, author of Holliday's Gold.
Just Wonka
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Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 3,460. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Once more we join Wonka, the ninth in the series, and thanks to him Owner has pressed on with her goals, all set out in that Life Plan. Hurtling towards them with Wonka's fair but firm advice, surely all is going well? Even Shakespeare could have turned this tragedy into a comic turn, but what of Wonka, all alone now and without beloved Baba not to mention Golly? Join in the fun and find out!
Screwtape Lost and Found – Christianity Died on the Cross at Golgotha
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Demons make the bold claim they are the cause of the demise of Christianity. It all began on the day Jesus died on the cross. Three days later the decline began and it was Demons that corrupted the story of a simple man’s life by turning it into an ideal.
The Firefly Paradox
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Price: Free! Words: 2,330. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Defying causality and breaking the timeline in the name of fandom.
Jokes and Other Words of Wit for Everyone
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Price: Free! Words: 12,140. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Humorous jokes, stories, one-liners and comebacks for everyone to enjoy. Jokes that can be told to anyone or anywhere without reservation. Includes a collection of opening lines useful for great speech givers.
Skibbereens - The Perception Volume
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,330. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Contemporary Skibbereens (short sketches) philosophical and humorous observations on life outside of poetry and the normal short stories. This volume of perceptions covers culture, sport, village life, driving, pensions, drink and more.
The Sound of Hooves in the Living Room
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,490. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014 by Triple V Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jason and Alex are on the fast track to rapidly figuring out their get-rich-quick scheme. If only they can get their printer to work. An offbeat story by Sean Monaghan.
Οφσάιντ!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,080. Language: Greek. Published: June 11, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Football & rugby
Η ελληνική εθνική ομάδα ποδοσφαίρου προκρίνεται στο Παγκόσμιο Κύπελλο. Ακολουθεί χάος.
Cashier of the Apocalypse
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,160. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Phil is your run of the mill retail employee, with no prospects, no ambition, and no spine. All of his days are spent just trying to get to the next one. Unfortunately for Phil, his world gets turned upside down when a mysterious divinity chooses Phil to become his avatar of destruction!