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Vampire Lesbian Train: And Other Stories
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,950. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Romance! Fantasy! This collection of short stories by Claudia D. Zawa includes: Vampire Lesbian Train, Vampire Love Farm, Suicide Love Vampires, and Vampire Hunter In Love.
Vampire Love Farm
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,960. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A goth girl works at a farm where billionaires go to “play” with vampires. A short story.
Suicide Love Vampires
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,540. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two vampires escape from a military experiment and prove their love for each other by jumping off a building. A short story. Includes bonus sample from Vampire Lesbian Train.
Appendix B, Army Field Manual 21-11: A Suggestive Love Story in Pictures
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Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Field Manuals (FMs) are the bibles of the Army. Some folks use them to figure out small unit infantry tactics or sound ways to cross a river. Others like to flip through various FMs, such as the one on First Aid for Soldiers (FM 21-11), and its Appendix B, which deals with aid-and-litter carrying techniques, and for no particular reason, recaption the illustrations to tell a crude love story...
Salome, Dance For Me
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,610. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You've heard of the Dance of the Seven Veils. You've seen Rita Hayworth do it on screen. But you've never come across a more horrendous re-telling of how Salome, patron saint of stripteasers, was paid for her choreographic efforts with the head of a prophet. Read on and be stunned. Caution: Not quite what you'd read to the little tyke at bedtime.
The Poet and the Crock
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
A poet of questionable talent meets a leprechaun of dubious character in an out of the way field. Unpleasant truths are revealed. Difficult concessions are made. Profits and losses are balanced. And, hopefully, everyone smiles at the end.
Nicio Comics: Series 0
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Series: Nicio Comics, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 20. Language: American English. Published: August 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
"Nicio" is a comic strip about a witty sixteen year old who loves to clown around. He is constantly thinking of ways to entertain himself; oftentimes at the expense of his "coolness". It's a strip filled with funny stories, embarrassing moments, ridiculous imaginations, peculiar behavior, and even heartwarming moments. "Nicio: Series 0" is a small sampling of Nicio's world. Come take a look!
Meet-Up with the Outlaw of Yester-Year?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,810. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014 by Western Trail Blazer. Category: Fiction » Literature » Western
Who is now the “Outlaw of Yester-Year” in our fantasies? Who are today’s Lewt McCanles (Gregory Peck) and Pearl Chavez (Jennifer Jones) of Duel in the Sun? (The story is also a play.)
Uncle Jasper and the Eighty Acres
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Price: Free! Words: 6,570. Language: Australian English. Published: August 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A look at the old rascal's life… not so much wasted, exactly; more seemingly let drift. Yet things are not always as they might seem…
Come After Me To Pineville
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,840. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Nothing but odd news comes out of Pineville, as these short, satirical pieces of fake journalism prove. If you visit here, you'll get a glimpse of just how odd we all can be, and you'll laugh heartily at the gigantic human comedy such a small but thoroughly absurd venue can offer. Welcome to Pineville, which is not a place but an unstable state of mind.
Cool Dad
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Price: Free! Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
All parents feel they aren't cool so this is a short story about a Dad who doesn't think he is cool. But maybe, just maybe, he is.
The Revolution Will Have Endless Breadsticks
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Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Inspired by a conversation that occurred after driving past an Olive Garden that was, as always, overflowing onto the sidewalk with Baby-Boomer aged people.
Nasty Halloween Poems for Creepy Little Kids
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Price: Free! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Halloween
Boo! Poems and creepy fun things to read for the little ghoul in your house! Special back to ghoul special from Sept 2 through Sept 5 -- Now FREE! If you like it, please leave me a review? Thanks!
Why Me, Lord? Collector's Edition
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,800. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The funniest thing I ever wrote. Based on a true happening. A critique agreed it was the funniest thing he ever read. It is based on what my life is really like. To survive as long as I have, I've actually taken on that kind of philosophy.
The Nightingale Murder
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Price: Free! Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Drama » European
A Short Story. When three fledgling nurses agree to work together as a team, it involves a bit more than they bargained for.
Missouri/McPooch Mail-A-Tale:Mystery in Missouri
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014 by A. A. Randazzo. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Each "McPooch Mail-A-Tale" has an adventure and fun facts about a great state in the USA. Characters include J. Pierpont McPooch, the globe-trotting hound dog, his sassy sidekick, Trixie, and Big Bad Benny, the pirate cat, who is after McPooch's magic suitcase. Send a "postcard" on your travels or your home state to the special children in your life.
Mississippi/McPooch Mail-A-Tale:Moonlight in Mississippi
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014 by A. A. Randazzo. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » People & Places / United States / General
Each "McPooch Mail-A-Tale" has an adventure and fun facts about a great state in the USA. Characters include J. Pierpont McPooch, the globe-trotting hound dog, his sassy sidekick, Trixie, and Big Bad Benny, the pirate cat, who is after McPooch's magic suitcase. Send a "postcard" on your travels or your home state to the special children in your life.
Seattle Giant Chicken Riding Tours
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Price: Free! Words: 8,850. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(3.00 from 1 review)
There are many ways to see many places in this vast and varied world. Seattle is no exception. Nestled along Elliot Bay as the shining star of the Great Northwest, and always at the forefront of technology, coffee, music, e-commerce, and aviation, the Puget Sound’s Finest is proud to bring you the latest in city exploration, the one of a kind, Seattle Giant Chicken Riding Tours.
Space Vixen Trek Episode 4.135667: Walking the Planck, sub figura XVI
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Series: Space Vixen Trek, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,760. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
A dorky genius and a knuckle-headed linebacker take a prototype spaceplane out for a three hour tour. The navigational computer crashes, they're hopelessly stranded, and the jock ate too many beans. But at least the nerd is far from his greedy creditors and especially his control freak wife. Then he discovers the horrifying reason why he hasn't made a plug nickel from his super duper invention...
Zen Master Tova Tarantino Toshiba, The Illustrious and Delusional Abbess of Satire
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,160. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014 by Fountain Blue Publishing fountainbluepublishing@gmail.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Enlightenment or laughs? With Gabriel Constans' book you don't have to choose. Zen masters usually have a sense of humor, or need one. Gabriel's got it, and he gives us a world of illusions to laugh about.” - Bob Fenster, author of Duh: The Stupid History of the Human Race “This is a blessed book that can be read during the rapture or while burning in hell.” - Rev. Paat Robertson