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How Timmy Became the World’s First Bovine Chef
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
From his mother, through a bed time story, Timmy learns about the origins of bovine flesh which is the staple of human eating. His mother had tried basic ways of improving the flavour and texture from reading the recipes she’d found in a very old cookbook, but it is the adult Timmy who believes he can take bovine cuisine to a new level.
L’audace colpo della scimmia innamorata
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,940. Language: Italian. Published: September 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Se non vi è mai capitato di svegliarvi un mattino e ritrovarvi una scimmia arrampicata su un albero in giardino, allora non potete neanche immaginare quanto sangue freddo, astuzia e determinazione ci vogliano per uscire sani e salvi da una situazione così assurda. A me è successo davvero, e purtroppo non sono mai stato troppo astuto né determinato...
Spazzatour de force
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,740. Language: Italian. Published: September 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Quando anche buttare la spazzatura si trasforma in una missione impossibile dalle conseguenze catastrofiche capite che è davvero il momento di tornarvene a casa... se solo riusciste ad arrivarci vivi!
Surviving Foaling Season
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Price: Free! Words: 4,150. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014 by Salt Run Publishing LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Your mare is entering her nineteenth month of pregnancy (you and your vet may disagree on this point, but who has to live with her?) and you anticipate appearance of the new arrival almost any time. A humorous look at how to handle the waiting.
Life Of A 'prayer
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
In a world where dipterans have hunted most species to extinction, James is a Sprayer. He has had a hard life and he deserves to die in peace. If only, he weren't dying so young. It isn't all gloom and doom though, sharing his world are air-pirate heroines, metallic Gorillas and Horses that run on steam. Oh and airships!
Old Cameras Never Die
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,540. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The “nudie” photos on the camera Clete Stinger caught fishing delighted him, until he saw who they were. There were nude photos on that camera. Clete didn’t like them, though.
Mrs Von Dippel
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Price: Free! Words: 1,480. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
This is dead letter by a young opinionated girl to her teacher. It is a comical look at priorities.
Kill The Cynic
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Series: Short Misadventures, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Margaret falls in lust with a building and is saved from making a fool of herself over it by an inquisitive friend and the unwitting drunken owner.
Episode 2 - On the Way to Work
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Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Máquina do Tempo
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Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Se um dia pudesses voltar atrás no tempo será que gostavas de mudar verdadeiramente alguma coisa? E se sim, será que valia a pena?
The Judgment of Paris
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Price: Free! Words: 16,460. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Euphorion, son of Aeschylus, will stop at nothing to outshine his father's glory in theater. Even if it means cheating!
Je suis ton père - Episode I
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Price: Free! Words: 5,650. Language: French. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tu peux raccrocher le sabrelaser et troquer la Batmobile contre un monospace : ta femme est enceinte. Quand un geek débute son apprentissage de la paternité, ça donne la série JE SUIS TON PÈRE. Bercé à la science-fiction, au cinéma de Spielberg et Lucas, et visiteur littéraire assidu de la Terre du Milieu, l'homme voit ses repères chamboulés du jour au lendemain.
Teeny Weenie Man (A short, completely believable story)
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Price: Free! Words: 11,480. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
When Molly Peek discovers an extremely odd hotdog during the course of her working day, she has no idea that her knowledge of life, evolution, and whether Earthlings are alone in the universe will be greatly enhanced. For such a small guy, the Teeny Weenie Man sure knows how to make an impact.
Bless the Bunnies
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Floyd Maveksson lives for his garden. For his lush lawn. Blossoming flowers. Rich soil. So when rabbits make their designs on his domain, he determines to send them packing. But will he find a limit to his ire . . . a nagging conscience perhaps? An account which examines just how far one man will go to preserve what he loves above all else. Bless the Bunnies: A Short Story.
Romance Meets Death
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Series: Short Misadventures, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 2,600. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ina fails to seduce a snobby, bat-eared English pathologist at work. Romance meets Death includes an explanation of Ina's artwork.
Conversations with Wonka - Part Four
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Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back to ease us out of the Summer and towards the next set of tricksy decisions. As per he is like an arrow to Owner's brain keeping her on target with the beloved Life Plan. Even Jung gets a look in, leafing through his vast library of ancient wisdom to provide Owner with answers. Hers of course. Find out the latest with Wonka, as he quite rightly tells it how it is.
Patrick Mesh; The Life And Times
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,960. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a story about the life of Patrick Mesh, a preacher's son gone rogue.
The Adventures of Billy Boiglebird and his Small Automatic Wind Powered Galactic Space-Shrink Transporter Gizmo
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Price: Free! Words: 4,070. Language: Australian English. Published: September 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I wrote this story for my great grandchildren and they enjoyed it immensely. Your little grandies might like it too. And you may even find it amusing yourself … or enjoy reading it to your young’ns, anyway. (…and let me say, dear reader, that you do so with my very warmest compliments.) L.J.
Spud - Tornado
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Series: Spud, Book 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,680. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
A tornado, a tight cellar, and a outraged coon. What does all three of these have in common? Yep, Spud, a dog that can get himself into situations like no other. Find out how they manage to get through this one without getting into trouble.
O Autor Esquartejado
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,600. Language: Portuguese. Published: August 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Diretor e autor se dilaceram pela hegemonia da cena. Comédia teatral em um ato para quatro atores. Indicado a melhor texto nos XIV Jogos de teatro de Blumenau, em 2009.