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COMUNIONE DEI MALI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 18,810. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
La Vita è Una Grande Discoteca, e, fin da piccini, fedeli a tale impianto filosofico, non pensarono ad altro che a Seduzione e Trasgressione a Volontà, come avevano letto nelle riviste e ammirato nei serial. È forse per questo che i loro destini s’incrociarono nel Castello della Grande Palestra.
My Husband's Toes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,760. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One winter afternoon in 2012, my husband's toes began speaking to me. Utterly flabbergasted, I leaned in close and listened. I came to know them well in the weeks that followed -- their hopes and dreams, fears and self-doubts, and their astounding courage and good nature given their structural limitations. I present here the historic dialogues.
GEEKROPHILIA Issue 1
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Price: Free! Words: 1,090. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a comic-book best viewed on a modern tablet. (15+ contains adult concepts, swearing, mature humour and immature humour) It all begins with a scream.. But it could end with the history of the modern world being rewritten at a machine code level. What can mere hackers, geeks, cosplayers, trekkies, otaku and gamers do when confronted by the worlds fastest growing diabolical corporation.
500 BEST JOKES EVER!
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Price: $1.90 USD. Words: 18,980. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Love jokes? Here's 500 of the best! All your favorites!
The Defective Detective : The Curious Case of the Kilchester Courier
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Chasing a parcel delivered to a neighbour, Clint is sucked into a remarkably civilised but mildly deranged crime scene. There he encounters almost-blackmail, not-actually prostitution, probable-sex scandals, genuine-imposters and the very real theft of something incredibly important. Twice.
A Ghost, A Werewolf, and A Vampire: A Supernatural Trio Joke Book
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is a traditional joke form that goes "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister go into a bar...". What if more outrageous, supernatural trios went into that same bar or shared other activities? This book contains jokes about a ghost, a werewolf, a vampire, a witch, a skeleton, a troll, Thor, a Hobbit, the Devil, an angel, a fairy, a zombie, a dragon, and the Invisible Man!
Would You Like Flies With That?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: American English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of funny short stories written by Kristina Pitts.
Scab Wilson and the Amazing New Bicycle
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Price: $1.80 USD. Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books
Scab Wilson has a dilemma: the new girl (Julie Fentonbruter, if you must know!) in town goes everywhere on her new bicycle and Scab (named for certain misadventures with his last bicycle) is currently WALKING. He needs to get some wheels, and fast! (Before his rival in life, Biff Ballaroo, tries to steal her away!) Please join the series that critics have called "heartwarming" - now at a new low
Canadian
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Price: Free! Words: 110. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story/screenplay idea. An elderly man rides the bus.
Sir Murdoch of the Large Table
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,460. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Surely soon Arfur will call me, so as we may, side by side, partake of wild boar, drink wine from silver goblets and caress and taunt busty maidens at, or upon, the table to our heart’s content.’ Arfur has bigger problems. His knights are searching for the The Holy Pail. Can Sir Murdoch find the relic, earn his place at the Large Table and take the hand of the beautiful and virtuous Gyferwyff?
Murdoch and his Three Thieves
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Oh, I don’t know, you young, modern women want things all your own way. Why, when I was your age, a camel and two bottles of the finest cooking oil were all that was needed for a man to win your hand...’ Murdoch, shirtless and baggy-panted in the sun and sand of Ancient Baghdad, is in love with the beautiful Princess Tuous, daughter of Suntan Vinegar, who is engaged to the wealthy Caliph Ornia.
Murdoch of the High Seas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Good people of The Prince of Prahran, let it be known that Murdoch, of the high seas, the Gentlemen Pirate, is now the owner of your vessel and all goods and chattels that reside on board!' Join Murdoch for a rollicking adventure on the high seas with the delightfully beautiful Lady Sarah Bunkleberry and the not so delightful (definitely not beautiful) Lord Phillip Horsaface.
Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Rwanda Relief
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Price: Free! Words: 9,790. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of how an average Joe paper pusher; a crooked insurance broker; an embezzling mayor; an amoral madman; and a trucker without a truck, all came to be in the same room, and what the hell any of it had to do with the Sub-Saharan African Republic of Rwanda.
Meatgrinder- Junk Food
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Price: Free! Words: 2,220. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Kobe Ohio is where small town crime gets stomped out quick, beer flows like water, and a grinder sandwich is a low priced delicacy. Junk Food is the first in the Meatgrinder series, I hope you enjoy every bit of it. If you're hungry for more we'll deliver the next helping in the next month or so.
Bitcoin, The Tughluqi Money
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Price: Free! Words: 6,180. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
KK, the bank recovery agent, hits the jackpot when he discovers bitcoin in his computer. However, his happiness is ruined when bitcoin prices crash. His wife leaves him. He is about to kill himself. Set in Gurgaon, India, the funny drama captures the light moments between father and son and their quest to bring smile on each other's face.
STOOL: Huge Parody
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You set the price! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2014 by Third Phase. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Science-Fiction meets post-apocalyptic-ness in this amazing tale of things that happen. Dozens of people live underground in a place known only as "the Tube" which has over a hundred floors but only one staircase.
Greener on the Other Side
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Price: Free! Words: 3,850. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a very different retelling of the Frog Prince story with other fairy tales mixed in. In this humorous story, a frog named Prince Charming must break his curse in order to become a prince. It is about a short story that is 3,500 words. It previously won the Allasso humor award.
Wonka's Halloween Story
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back with a special tale for Halloween, as written by his beloved Owner. The dust has been shaken off, the pages spread beneath his paw and Wonka is poised to take us back in time to a ghostly sighting! Get comfy, draw the curtains against this spooky night and listen up!
On Your Left
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.