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Nine Weeks of Tweets
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Series: Tweets by @C_Brand_Author, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: July 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A collection of 43 #vss tweets from @C_Brand_Author. #vss is the hashtag for 'very short stories'. There are several different prompts tweeted daily or weekly on twitter by different people. Some invite poetry as well as very short stories and some have a word limit.
Dave Trellis and the Allotments of Doom
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You set the price! Words: 83,820. Language: British English. Published: July 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Dave Trellis, world-weary steward of St Catherine’s allotments, copes nicely supporting the small, covert community of off-world visitors that live thereabouts. Dave just wants to get on, do some urgent lawn maintenance and get back to the misery. But first he must find a way to save the planet… Again. Welcome to the world of Dave Trellis…
Why We're Here
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Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(2.00 from 1 review)
Four intrepid explorers have been sent to the Edge of the Universe, tasked with a critical mission. Hopefully, they will remember what it is.
The Pinocchios, Long Lost Logs of a Family Tree
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Price: Free! Words: 51,400. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Geppetto carves logs that can speak into three children puppets and their parents into Greek god candlesticks. When the parents are stolen, the children seek the help of a detective agency, run by sleuth Dorothy, her gumshoe partner Scarecrow, who is without eyes and blind, and his seeing-eye-hound, Toto.With the unlikely appearance of Tin Woodman and Lion, Dorothy plots a wacky and rousing rescue
Big Book, Little Book! Look! Look! Look!
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You set the price! Words: 890. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Concepts / General
A little book of big ideas, Dr. Theo writes about the joy of writing and reading for children. Have fun with the Doctor as he takes you over a sea of books on his little sail book.
The Dessie
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Series: From the Life and Times of Gilbert MacD, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2014 by Learning To Surf Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
It's about to destroy the Cosmos - the Everything! From The Life And Times Of Gilbert MacD.
Shaving Mr. Jacobs - Episode 2 : Applying Lather
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Series: Shaving Mr. Jacobs, episode 2 : Applying Lather. Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2014 by Steve Campbell. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Johnny and Rebecca set out to try their first attempt on achieving the impossible....Shaving Mr. Jacobs
Encounters 2
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Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Comics (nonfictional)
Encounters 2 is another delightful, although embellished, true story about encounters with critters. You will love this new character who refuses boredom, dares to take control of her own fate, finds her place in the world and dreams to do the impossible.
Rudy's Rock
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Series: The Adventures of Buck Stardust, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fans of Bill Haley and the Comets may be disappointed to learn he and his band do not appear anywhere in this story. It does however feature Buck Stardust, a scantily clad damsel in distress, and some creepy flesh-eating caterpillars. That and the Philippines only mountain ski lodge. So please enjoy.
Vandal Eyes
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Price: Free! Words: 7,790. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You've seen them everywhere. Those little plastic googly eyes that turn everyday objects into adorable faces. Maybe you've seen them stuck to a poster, turning a regular photograph into an amusing parody of itself, but all this time, I bet you never suspected the sinister history of this simple folk art stable. Now the true story can be told. It's a tale of friendship, crafting supplies…and murder
A Carriage In The Rain
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Eric lives all the way up in Tacoma for a reason. He enjoys a hearty Northwestern rainstorm almost as much as he dislikes hearing you blather on about your kids. Save the small talk for someone else. Eric will take listening to the patter of rainfall any day, except for when it brings unexpected visitors to his doorstep.
The Anarchist (...or about how everything I own is covered in a fine red dust)
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Price: Free! Words: 14,930. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
A short story about idealism and its literal implications.
Shaving Mr. Jacobs - Episode 1
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Series: Shaving Mr. Jacobs, Episode 1. Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014 by Steve Campbell. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beard is what Mr. Jacobs considered a symbol for prosperity...unfortunately his daughter's love had some problem with that:) The start of romantic comedy where the hero and heroine get introduced to Mr. Jacobs.
Sacred Wind: Book 1
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Price: Free! Words: 34,500. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Welcome to the world of Sacred Wind, a tale set in an alternative reality, featuring conscious curries, headbanging sheep, telepathic cats, magic cheese, an evil Baron, some very sexy faeries, and a Welsh Viking Flatulence Rock band….
Denim Shorts & Foxy Tales
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Price: Free! Words: 44,280. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: July 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The third collection by John Muir. Eight stories, including a novella, encompass a range of genres.Some take a poke at the seriousness many people have of their life, expecting others to fit the pigeon-holes they have created. Viewpoints vary from the innocent self-belief of children, and what they consider important, to the super serious dogma of others. Then some whoops factors are thrown in.
A Wedding, My Family and Ghosts
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Price: Free! Words: 15,280. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Two things were glowing in Violet's life. Her love with Simon, husband and father of the baby to be, and the strange blue light of the family ghosts. Back from their pre-wedding honeymoon, ready to get stuck into the next building project, as Violet plans the wedding. No drama for a "normal" family, but this was the Shayde's. There was one tiny detail to sort out. Harmony wanted to be bridesmaid
Feeding the Dragon
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Price: Free! Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2014 by MyVoice Publishing Ltd. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
(5.00 from 1 review)
Wu Gui is a little girl in the Ancient Kingdom of Sung who is selected by a monk from the monastery. She will be fed to the Dragon. "Feeding the Dragon is a delight. I defy the reader to keep a smile off their face."
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine Volume Four July 2014
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Price: Free! Words: 16,840. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
Priorities
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Series: Let Me Clear My Throat - Short Stories, One at a Time, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 3,520. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Captain Might is the most powerful man in the world. But when it comes to saving the world along with managing his professional life and spending time with his family, it's all about priorities. The seventh in a series of free short stories by Steeven R. Orr, author of Holliday’s Gold.