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Baboons and Bureaucrats
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Price: Free! Words: 3,250. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Some bureaucrats work professionally and arduously, and possess a true desire to help people while many others work slowly, making simple tasks exceedingly difficult, treating recipients poorly, and chasing everyone away. Thus, I wrote this parody to express my appreciation to the world’s bad bureaucrats, and, unfortunately, the world has too many of them.
29 Free Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 12,170. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
29 free short stories. Most are funny. Some aren't.
Short Scripts
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Price: Free! Words: 630. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Crime & mystery
How to write a movie mystery screenplay, Icy Rivers style, and introducing mysterious mystery man, DirtyBoy McF.
Ying, Yang and Ambivalence
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Series: The Ambler's Odyssey, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 75,470. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
When Brick and Spiritwind drunkenly head out into the universe for a dance and takeaway food, they awake enrolled at Evil University, and after the Vice-Chancellor takes a liking to the pair's philosophy, he sets about making them the new ideological hope for all mischief.
Talking Crows
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Price: Free! Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Follow Magnus, Korvern, and Septimius in this black-humored short story as they talk on all manner of aspects. From stray dogs and men of evil hearts, to matters of politics and things preternatural. Fiscal austerity, cats, dead elders, and evil spirits to name a few. Strange things for crows to ponder on, indeed.
Kings of the Night
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You set the price! Words: 83,070. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
John Paris wakes up in a hospital bed, in a coma, listening to doctors discussing his coming death. Just before the final moment he finds himself in someone else's body. His desperation to discover who he was throws him into a dark world of murder, betrayal, revenge, love, black magic, a teen pop sensation band, and the quest for everlasting life
Scatology - My Contribution to that Field
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Price: Free! Words: 16,390. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
No matter they might be young, snobby, tough or pompous, there's nowhere to hide when their comeuppance arrives and they find themselves in the poo, in more ways than one.
A Bushman's Tail
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Price: Free! Words: 5,070. Language: Australian English. Published: August 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
All countries have some interesting local characters out in their rural back blocks, but these two somewhat defective old-timers are in a league of their own.
Keeping Mum: Long Weekend
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Price: Free! Words: 32,490. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When modern-day Scrooge Hetty Loveridge saw the opportunity to exploit an inheritance tax loophole for her children, she took it. She need only live seven more years. One week shy, she keels over, dead. Peter and Kate get more than they bargained for as they attempt to fool the tax-man into believing their mother is still alive.
Appendix B, Army Field Manual 21-11: A Suggestive Love Story in Pictures
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Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Field Manuals (FMs) are the bibles of the Army. Some folks use them to figure out small unit infantry tactics or sound ways to cross a river. Others like to flip through various FMs, such as the one on First Aid for Soldiers (FM 21-11), and its Appendix B, which deals with aid-and-litter carrying techniques, and for no particular reason, recaption the illustrations to tell a crude love story...
The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (The Novel)
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Price: Free! Words: 31,110. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
All Lodge wants is for his gaming group to finish their adventure. Unfortunately, they're more interested in seducing barmaids, mooning their enemies, and setting random villagers on fire. Joined by that rarest creature of all - a girl! - they must overcome their bickering in order to save the kingdom. [Novelization of the award-winning independent film]
Nicio Comics: Series 0
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Series: Nicio Comics, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 20. Language: American English. Published: August 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
"Nicio" is a comic strip about a witty sixteen year old who loves to clown around. He is constantly thinking of ways to entertain himself; oftentimes at the expense of his "coolness". It's a strip filled with funny stories, embarrassing moments, ridiculous imaginations, peculiar behavior, and even heartwarming moments. "Nicio: Series 0" is a small sampling of Nicio's world. Come take a look!
Uncle Jasper and the Eighty Acres
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Price: Free! Words: 6,570. Language: Australian English. Published: August 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A look at the old rascal's life… not so much wasted, exactly; more seemingly let drift. Yet things are not always as they might seem…
Cool Dad
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Price: Free! Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
All parents feel they aren't cool so this is a short story about a Dad who doesn't think he is cool. But maybe, just maybe, he is.
The Revolution Will Have Endless Breadsticks
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Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Inspired by a conversation that occurred after driving past an Olive Garden that was, as always, overflowing onto the sidewalk with Baby-Boomer aged people.
The Nightingale Murder
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Price: Free! Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Drama » European
A Short Story. When three fledgling nurses agree to work together as a team, it involves a bit more than they bargained for.
Defunct {Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie}
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Price: Free! Words: 41,090. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
George is a bewildered zombie. He "wakes" to find himself in a battened-down coffin six feet underground. He isn't sure he likes it very much.
Seattle Giant Chicken Riding Tours
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Price: Free! Words: 8,850. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(3.00 from 1 review)
There are many ways to see many places in this vast and varied world. Seattle is no exception. Nestled along Elliot Bay as the shining star of the Great Northwest, and always at the forefront of technology, coffee, music, e-commerce, and aviation, the Puget Sound’s Finest is proud to bring you the latest in city exploration, the one of a kind, Seattle Giant Chicken Riding Tours.
Coexistent of Quality Estrangement
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Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the future, law enforcement will have access to tremendous new technologies. Will they know the first thing about what to do with them? In this tongue-in-cheek look at police science run wild, Nancy Eberhard finds herself at the mercy of the newly hired department physicist.
No Yetis Up Here...
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Price: Free! Words: 7,490. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
An idiot is smiled upon by luck and does what idiots do... A silly short story stretching reality and espousing the concept that there really is a Providence watching over idiots.