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GITT: Halloween 2
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Series: GITT, Book 12. Price: Free! Words: 690. Language: British English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ronnie GITT is back with another spooky tale for Halloween. This is the 1 year celebration of the GITT series, and we hope to bring you many more.
The Gish Chronicles - Vol. 5: Yeast Infections
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You set the price! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Out of sheer desperation, Gish accepts the advice of an old friend and takes a job that doesn't exactly rise to the occasion. Later, she's convinced that the hiring manager on the other side of the phone actually is.
Blue Blue City
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Price: Free! Words: 153,880. Language: Australian English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Blue Blue City is a novel-length stream of nonsense with irregular punctuation. Motifs include cyborgs, God, senators and Ogma Quomma. Blue Blue City is a word jungle, and not everything within is tame.
Torment Moon
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Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Inspirational
Thomas Perkins, stumbling and drunk, feels that the moon is hanging big and bright to torment him, to remind him of his pain. It serves only to put him in his place and keep him there. If not for the jilts of his best friend, Jim, he would not find any semblance of peace, yet Jim, the only source of reason in his life, cannot convince him of the foolishness of his claims.
Let's Make This Believable
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Price: Free! Words: 520. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Historical » USA
(2.67 from 3 reviews)
Flash Story: Have you ever wondered if the things beheld by your public eye are only figments fed to you by the corporate news machine? This is a short, humorous take on the possibility of news media fakery, particularly, space travel. Get a behind the scenes look at the struggles of the actors involved.
Stare Decisis (Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,100. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A mutated kitten, magical dust, and a machete: What better way to explain how same-sex marriage has been beating common sense in the courtroom. Includes bonus story: "The Statue of Liberty Orders a Burger (and gets something completely different)" Short satire. (~2100 words)
Blackboard Galaxy
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Blackboard Galaxy is a humorous science fiction story about a teacher who has dreamed of teaching in space. Now that she is living her dream, she must find ways to discipline students besides eating them, as that is the standard protocol among alien teachers. This story originally appeared in Issue 6 of Untied Shoelaces of the Mind. The author based this story on her experiences teaching.
The Dead Need Nature, Too
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Price: Free! Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Unfulfilled by the zombie lifestyle, one of the walking dead spends a day at the park finding joy and meaning in nature.
Allegory - The Three Red Birds
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You set the price! Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(This allegory was discovered in the trunk without a lid by Sleep Walker when he wasn’t inside it asleep.
The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen: Episode 3 - One Day During Work
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Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Wilks Lake, Titan
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Series: The Solar System Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 2,510. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
An astronaut by the name of Reynolds makes a fascinating pit stop on Saturn's moon, Titan.
Not Man Enough
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Price: Free! Words: 7,880. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The protagonist’s advocacy against mass accusation on him being ‘not man enough’. He also contests the parallel label of ‘not woman enough’. The jury is already out as he puts up his witty advocacy against the pop cultural benchmarks over gender appropriates and massive peer pressure on men and women alike for being ‘something enough’. It is for readers to preside on the judgment. He needs you!
My Husband's Toes
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Price: Free! Words: 14,760. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One winter afternoon in 2012, my husband's toes began speaking to me. Utterly flabbergasted, I leaned in close and listened. I came to know them well in the weeks that followed -- their hopes and dreams, fears and self-doubts, and their astounding courage and good nature given their structural limitations. I present here the historic dialogues.
Geekrophilia Issue 1
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Series: GEEKROPHILIA. Price: Free! Words: 1,090. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a comic-book best viewed on a modern tablet. (15+ contains adult concepts, swearing, mature humour and immature humour) It all begins with a scream.. But it could end with the history of the modern world being rewritten at a machine code level. What can mere hackers, geeks, cosplayers, trekkies, otaku and gamers do when confronted by the worlds fastest growing diabolical corporation.
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
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Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
A Ghost, A Werewolf, and A Vampire: A Supernatural Trio Joke Book
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Price: Free! Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For The Week Before Halloween, This Joke Book Is FREE! There is a traditional joke form that goes "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister go into a bar...". What if more outrageous, supernatural trios went into that same bar or shared other activities? This book contains jokes about a ghost, a werewolf, a vampire, a witch, a skeleton, a troll, among others.
Canadian
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Price: Free! Words: 110. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story/screenplay idea. An elderly man rides the bus.
Unfortunate Roommates
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Price: Free! Words: 52,590. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jim is a former pop star who has kept to himself over the last few years. However, that is all about to change when his best friend leaves a one night stand at his house. Now, an unfortunate turn of events has them living together in order for him to have a career, and her a place to stay. Can Jim have any kind of love life with her in the picture, or will he be stuck with an unfortunate roommate?
Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Rwanda Relief
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Price: Free! Words: 9,790. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of how an average Joe paper pusher; a crooked insurance broker; an embezzling mayor; an amoral madman; and a trucker without a truck, all came to be in the same room, and what the hell any of it had to do with the Sub-Saharan African Republic of Rwanda.