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Shopping at Tesco
Price: Free! Words: 2,110. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Urban
In this dark humorous short story a snooty yummy mummy takes decisive action when faced with panic and danger at the supermarket.
Three Speeches
Price: Free! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
(5.00 from 1 review)
A high school graduation speech goes terribly awry. This short story first appeared in First Stop Fiction, February, 2014.
The Indian Bus Stop
Price: Free! Words: 2,330. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jack Straw is leaving Guatemala, while his girlfriend is staying in behind in Central America. Jack is crossing the border into the sometimes violent state of Chiapas and then traveling north to the good ole USA that is if he can make it through Mexico.
Driving Dainty
Series: Chimney Fishing. Price: Free! Words: 3,960. Language: American English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A family trip to Grandma's house goes terribly awry. Terribly might be the wrong word - humorously might be more apt. This long-suffering family's journey is placed in the hands of their father, a man who is about to take a driving lesson he never signed up for. Learn with him the art and philosophy of "Driving Dainty". You too might soon take a "gentler, kinder grip on the wheel"
I peccatori - Racconto
Price: Free! Words: 1,760. Language: Italian. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Il viaggio contorto dall'innocenza al peccato.
Vlad and Me
Price: Free! Words: 17,430. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Vlad the Terrible, a powerful vampire from Blahlacchia, comes to New York searching for his long lost daughter, he doesn't expect to become friends with 10 year old Blair Johnson, a normal fifth grade girl with a powerful necklace that could potentially help Vlad find his daughter , and regain his kingdom.
Conversations with Wonka - Part five
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Hurrah! It is time for more Wonka, and the way of the Life Plan; even better now that Owner has found some new bedtime reading with a finger on the pulse of the universe - between this and Jung who is still hanging round the kitchen, can Wonka’s firm advice (dinner lady? You!) hold sway? Well do read the very latest to find out, stick the kettle on, feet up and enjoy. With our love of course.x
Libro de las carcomas
Price: Free! Words: 29,150. Language: Spanish. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
La única buena razón que tengo para imprimir unas páginas bajo mi firma es la de buscar trabajo. Como todos aquellos despistados que aún caminan por la calle con sus currículos bajo el brazo, yo también creo en el poder de las cuartillas frente a las palabras electrónicas. A pesar de todo, lo más seguro es que este libro sea carcoma de polilla gracias al tiempo, como tantos otros.
Catus juega béisbol
Price: Free! Words: 90. Language: Spanish. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Sports & Recreation / Baseball & Softball, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Descubre las fantásticas aventuras de Cactus , jugador de béisbol ! Diviértete para jugar este cómic de Mike .
The Second Coming of Diamond Head Crater
Price: Free! Words: 69,600. Language: British English. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Spinal Tap meets Tony Parsons with a dash of Mancunian swagger. Diamond Head Crater last played together in the 20th century but can this Britpop band full of ageing members, who have lived very ordinary lives since, regroup and make it big? And what happens when – to their surprise – they become the biggest rock act in the world?
FEROCITY Chapter Four through Eight
Price: Free! Words: 20,160. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
FEROCITY CHAPTER FOUR THROUGH EIGHT. Jack Tide's life continues to get complicated and dangerous. Sunset and his men make their move forcing Jack to act on his assassination of the senator. Meanwhile the mystery of Keira is solved when he finally sees her again, with less than perfect results. To compound problems, now he must survive the Indians and pass his Humanities test.
Tales From The Acacia Trees
Price: Free! Words: 7,800. Language: Australian English. Published: May 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Author profile, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This one of those "Getting to know the author" things, or more accurately, "Getting to know the author as a feral eight to eleven year old". (Or even, "Getting to be thankful you never had the misfortune of meeting the author as a feral eight to eleven-or-more year old".) Whatever the case, my associates and I in those bygone days simply saw ourselves (…with concessions), as the Kings of Creation…
Holmes and Gardens or Sherlock Holmes in Space
Price: Free! Words: 5,200. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A dastardly plan to destroy the Universe has been hatched and only a time travelling, cryogenically frozen Sherlock Holmes from a parallel universe, and his new cohort, Ace Gardens, are prepared to stop it.
Sleep When You're Dead
Price: Free! Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It's Taco Tuesday again. Your Uggs are dirty, the barista spelled your name wrong, and your sorority sister just won't leave you alone. She's pushing you to the edge of madness. You literally can't even. Sleep When You're Dead is the troubling story of one college girl's fall from grace. -- BASED ON A TRUE STORY --
Danny Shaw, Twelve Year Old Time Traveler in the Year 2000
Price: Free! Words: 470. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Two minute read. 1960's youngster Danny Shaw travels forward in time thirty-five years: to the year 2000!
Malcolm Maloney, World Wide Plague
Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Five minute read. World's first internet troll! For the first time! The true story!
Ferocity
Price: Free! Words: 12,510. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ferocity is the story of Jack Tide, a young hitman trying to pass his college exams, maintain a normal life, find out what happened to his girlfriend who dumped him, and assassinate a senator. It's a black comedy adventure thriller in the vein of Nick Hornby's High Fidelity mixed with David Sedaris mixed with James Bond. A story about negotiating love and explosions in the new age.
Fucked (well and truly)
Price: Free! Words: 670. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Who is the man in disguise? What horrible thing has he done? What are his motives? How will he be able to live with himself? The one thing we will find out, if nothing else, is what conclusion to the forthcoming inevitable dilemma the man offers up as a way of an apology!
Romans Were Known For Their Aquaducks: And Other Gems of Wit and Wisdom in Western Civilization
Price: Free! Words: 42,720. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2015 by Spyderwort Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Western Civilization 101 was never quite like this! In a fractured, fictionalized, hilarious interpretation of events, here are five thousand years' worth of genuine student bloopers ("The Vaccuum is a large empty space where the popes live in Rome"), straight from the pens and exams of freshmen and sophomores trying desperately to make some sense out of the past.
Salvation Coinage
You set the price! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Money & monetary policy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
God save the pun from pundissers. A new coinage for America, punny money as a means to national salvation. Description of coins spelled out and impact on national psyche examined for the good of the nation.