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They Were Just Being Polite
Price: Free! Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I did not retire until I was 90. The reason I didn't was because I never thought about it and nobody ever suggested it. Fred finally did. I wanted to see what being retired felt like. Angie and I went to a restaurant we had never been to befpre. I did not wear my hair piece the first time but I did the second. Nobody noticed the difference! This made me mad. In this book
Ten Dollars On The Nose
Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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In the 1970s gambling in Massachusetts was taken out of the hands of hard working citizens called ‘bookies’ and put into the greedy, sticky mitts of the politicians - in the form of a State Lottery. I always felt that an honest crook like my local numbers guy was more on the 'up and up' than the people running the 'legal' numbers racket. This is a short story of Cape Cod's favorite bookie.
The ABC's of MMM's (The Guide to Grunts)
You set the price! Words: 40. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Nonfiction » General reference » Questions & answers
A comedic pseudo-dictionary about grunts illustrated by two cavemen.
Smart Kid - Got Rich In One Month Mowing Grass
Price: Free! Words: 560. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jimmy Hughes, a smart kid, in a wealthy family, made a deal with his parents to work for them for a month. He was to get one cent the first day, two cents the second, four cents the next, etc., doubling the amount each day for thirty days. On June 30, he presented a bill for over ten million dollars. Was the kid trying to scam his parents? You decide when you read this story.
I'm A Klutz!
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My wife was ill and all she wanted me to do was deposit a check. In doing doing this, it became clear that I'm a klutz! I'm not asking for pity. I'm simply offering that you read my story on what happened and, perhaps, smile a while.
The Winnie Cooper Effect
Price: Free! Words: 19,650. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What if an adolescent fixation with your favorite TV character predicted all of your future relationships?
Jokes I Wrote...While Eating Cheetos
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I have spent a lifetime coming up with weird ideas. Actually they just appeared, most of the time. The muse was never far away. So I decided to collect them. I've tried in a number of ways.
Jokes I Wrote...On Paper
Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I frequently have things pop into my head. They often make me laugh. These are those. I reduced and reformatted and found the funny - for me, my only real critic.
An Emotional Eater's Diary
Price: Free! Words: 7,050. Language: British English. Published: June 5, 2016 by Dr H Adam. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Amanda is thirty four years-old, single, has low self-esteem, and is struggling to beat an addiction for which there is no help available. While alcoholics have the A.A. and drug addicts have drug rehab and counselling, emotional eaters—have fad diets that suck them dry of nutrients and energy. These are Amanda's diary entries.
Five very brief flashes
Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Five short stories. Five small moments. Five flashes. Without unnecessary frills. To taste like five chocolates from different filling.
The Waist Land: A Parody
Price: Free! Words: 4,790. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
A parody of Eliot's 'The Waste Land'. The usual use of irony, reversal of intent, some condescending views on Ezra Pound and T. S. Eliot. Sometimes the poem goes off in a tangent, adding whole scenes not specific to the original work. Must be sure to vary from the text to protect copyrights infringement cases against parody. Thanks to Mr. Eliot and Pound and relatives for framework in any case.
So, you wanna build a methlab?
Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Home-based businesses
A satirical guide to something that you probably wouldn't ever want to do anyways.
The Super Hero: A very short running story
Price: Free! Words: 3,020. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
LOOK! UP AHEAD ON THE RUNNING TRACK. Anyone who runs knows the disturbing truth: that there are a lot of curious people out there. In this very short story, follow one man's disturbing encounter with a fellow runner who seems to believe he has powers beyond those of mortal men. Comes with a free bonus story, 'The Dream Lover.'
The Dream Lover: A jogging romance short story
Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR A CASE OF MISTAKEN INTENTIONS? That's the question that must be answered by a young man out for an evening run when he encounters a beautiful stranger jogging in the opposite direction around his local park. Is it merely a case of camaraderie between athletes or the moment when two people who are meant to be together recognise each other for the very first time?
Jokes I Wrote.....While on Snapchat
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a collection of my bits, organized out of the ether of my mind. These often come unbidden, and I haven't known what to do with them. I'll take these bits and fit them together like a jigsaw. So that’s what this is, a collection of my bits; a jigsaw of jokes!
Bloodsucker Blues: A Vamps in Vegas Story
Series: Vamps in Vegas. Price: Free! Words: 11,470. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alex is a vampire with a serial case of sarcasm who lives in Las Vegas, a city that has a surprisingly large population of vampires. When Alex crosses paths with a vicious crime boss with a vendetta and a desire to become a vampire himself, Alex finds himself in the kind of trouble he usually manages to avoid. Can his fast-talking ways help him (literally) keep his head?
Ganjanapoli
Price: Free! Words: 300. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Biography » Philosopher biography
I don't always see it how it is, Often I am blinded by how I want it to be.
What Else Can Be Done? (January's Journal)
Price: Free! Words: 12,880. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: May 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hey, I am Shaggy, must have heard the name before. No, I am not imitating a Bollywood actor. Else, I have planned to write a journal which is something I enjoy the most. No, as it says a diary on the title, it is completely different. In my journal, nothing is impossible, except for my parents to get normal.
Special Agent-Mauve-Origins
Series: Special Agent-Mauve-Origins. Price: Free! Words: 6,280. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
There is now a shortage of secret agents due to a hacker group. Our heroine finds an online course to become a secret agent and teaches herself to fight with online Tae Bo Videos and how to shoot with a potato gun. She's ready to rule the world as a secret agent
Fangtastic Dragon Jokes - Best Kids Jokes
Price: Free! Words: 6,130. Language: American English. Published: May 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dragon puns, jokes & riddles. Hungry dragons, fiery dragons, modern dragons, dragons in love, yo' dragon jokes, dragons in battle and more. Roll your eyes, groan, or burst out laughing. Some of these jokes are so bad, they’re good. And others are so good, they’re bad! Whatever your taste, there will be something in Fangtastic Dragon Jokes for you. Includes bonus excerpts from dragon books.