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The Supreme Torture
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Series: The Adventures of Buck Stardust, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The evil Doctor Goldjob subjects Buck Stardust to the most hideous torture ever conceived. Can the tenacious Texan survive?
The Celestial Op
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Price: Free! Words: 470. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
A nod -- and a wink -- to Dashiell Hammett. A nameless operative for the Celestial Detective agency investigates a crime scene.
Candy Necklace (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Jonathan is a vacuous, narcissistic five year-old boy. One day he's enjoying a summer afternoon when he gets a desperate call from a girl who wants him to sell her some blow. Soon he is lead into a chillingly nihilistic world of Transformers, Snuffaluffagus films, bad dreams, and Mexicans in white utility trucks. With darkness lurking around every corner, Jonathan is sure to meet a shocking end.
Buck Stardust's Not-So Great Adventure
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Series: The Adventures of Buck Stardust, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 920. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
At last it can be told: the full story of Buck Stardust's undercover mission to foil a terrorist plot.
See You Later Alligator
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Series: The Adventures of Buck Stardust, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 1,690. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mohammed Alligator hopes to make a tasty snack of a Filipino cutie. And only Buck Stardust can save her.
The Mindwriter: Episode 1
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Series: The Mindwriter, Episode. Price: Free! Words: 6,420. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
Comical Occurrences
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Price: Free! Words: 5,310. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Comical Occurrences chronicles the experiences of a life lived on the precipice of bad taste. Staring into the abyss of the magic-mirror below, one perceives the way things look from the clown’s wry perspective. Amidst a society bent on stupid seriousness, those who the author calls ‘blessed’ refuse to accept (or accommodate) the blind Magician running the show of political/professional ethics.
The Miniature Circus Act: A Funny Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 3,300. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
When a very small circus worker gets on his first flight, he has no idea what he’s in for. At first, his only concern is that he’s hungry and he wants some peanuts. Soon enough, he finds that something quite strange is going on. There’s a great deal of turbulence, and a flight attendant is trying to find an engineer among the passengers. And the turbulence is getting worse!
Living the Afterlife, a Death and Chronos flash fiction collection
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Price: Free! Words: 15,580. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Thirty stories filled with laughter and mishaps as a Harley-riding Death and anachronistic Chronos create havoc in Purgatory and on Earth. A host of Immortals join in the misadventures. Find out what happens when Death teaches War how to bowl. Can Chronos fix his blunder when he loses a year? What is Gaia going to do when she discovers the invisible sheep? Can you win playing poker with Evil?
Blackmail Industry Protests Gay Marriage: A Political Satire
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Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When gay rights are sweeping across America, the Religious Right needs to make an unholy alliance. Journalist Loca Lemonde reports on the professional blackmailers’ union that joined anti-gay Christians at a Chicago protest to demand repeal of Illinois’s recent gay marriage bill. Hear some of the city’s leading blackmailers explain the bill’s harmful economic consequences.
Unlucky
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Price: Free! Words: 17,360. Language: American English. Published: April 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sean was a normal seventeen year old boy. When he found an abandoned Britney Spears poster in the hallway, his life seemed complete. But when his poster was stolen, Sean finds himself embarking on an adventure that will test his will and the truth behind ultimate knowledge. One question remains, will he get the girl?
The Gish Chronicles - Volume 2: Tryouts and Tears
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Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Crying with Trevor.
Cum se prind Vrajitoarele
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Price: Free! Words: 7,270. Language: Romanian. Published: April 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Poveste Au trecut aproape o suta de ani de cand vrajitoarele nu s-au mai aratat printre oameni, iar cavalerii n-au mai luptat cu balauri...
The Gish Chronicles - Volume 1: Smarmy Glamazons and the People Who Love Them
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Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Gish Heart is in trouble. At 35, her small public relations firm has dwindled to nothing. In Volume One - Smarmy Glamazons and the People Who Love Them - Gish interviews at an agency where night club attire seems to be required.
Jest Four Fun
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Price: Free! Words: 2,320. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
***Exclusively available through Smashwords and its Partners*** Four flash-fiction stories full of satire, silliness and goofy fun!
Dipsomapolis: a wrecked promenade through horrors of the North
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Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mashups
Our anonymous protagonist travels North on mediocre assignment, and discovers something dreadful haunting the night and ruining the day.
One Very Fucking Fellow
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Price: Free! Words: 2,680. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One night, after work, Satheesh begins to talk about things he is acquainted with - in the world of advertising.
Hunting Elvis Presley For Fun and Profit
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Price: Free! Words: 8,220. Language: American English. Published: April 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Learn all about hunting down the elusive King of Rock and Roll in this hilarious satire.
The Sim Diary
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Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
‘The Sim Diary’ is a humorous short story that gives the reader a peek into the tragic yet comical world of a video game character whose life story is found within a virtual diary hidden within the case of a popular video game. The little man deals with a series of unfortunate incidents that certain video-gamers may be familiar with, until he is ultimately left alone in his virtual home.
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia
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Price: Free! Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia is a universe created by Michael Zinetti. This ebook is a breakdown of that universe, explaining who Zoaia is, the seven realms, the many gods, the many stars (or heroes or main characters), etc.