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My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,820. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Remember Jones, the ginger cat from the 1979 movie Alien? Of course you do. If you ever wondered what the events of the film looked like from his angle, here - at last - is a short story (approx 2200 words) that gives you the cat's-eye view. And if you never gave it any thought... well, maybe it's time you did. Because you know what cats are like.
A Trillion More Wishes
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 29,610. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After five long years in prison, Dennis Harkness can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. He is soon to be reunited with his pregnant girlfriend, his genie pal and his infant son. Unfortunately, the light is a lot brighter than Dennis bargained for. He and his friends soon face adversity at every turn as they try to reclaim the lives they left behind years before.
Dance of Chaos
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 69,900. Language: Australian English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Lazy, frivolous, conceited and totally self centred, Fiona MacDougall is not an asset to the workforce. When she applies for a transfer to the Infotech department of her company, she does so only in order to get an afternoon off work.
Fatal Chocolate Obsession
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Series: Death by Chocolate. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,880. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
A bouquet of roses, a bottle of wine, a crystal butterfly…and a dead man in the alley behind Death by Chocolate. Gifts for Lindsay, left in the middle of the night. Is her ex-husband Rick between girlfriends and pursuing her again? Did he leave the roses and wine? He has done the out-of-season Santa Claus thing before. But when the crystal butterfly appears, Rick is in the hospital.
Halitor the Hero
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,090. Language: American English. Published: November 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
A would-be Hero in training, looking for a princess to rescue. A Fair Maiden who breaks all the rules. In this fantasy adventure they form a team that seems doomed to failure. Halitor would be willing to settle down to work as a kitchen boy, as long as they feed him. But Melly wants to find her father, and he has to help. Halitor is in over his head, but he learns a lot more than how to be a hero.
Mythed Connections: A Short Story Collection of Classical Myth in the Modern World
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,300. Language: American English. Published: July 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Have you ever met a muse in a café? Ever wondered if that drafty corner of your grandma's basement is actually a portal to Hades? Ever heard noises in the woods that you couldn't account for but suspected were part of a trick being played on you by a Greek god with an English accent? Okay, so most people haven't, which is probably why everyone in this short story collection acts so surprised...
The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 37,360. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Book 2. When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love
Villa Paradiso
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 45,830. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Four college grads, with ink still damp on their degrees, form an alliance with two mature businesswomen. The plan is to build a state-of-the-art life care retirement facility that the silver-haired pair and other retirees can call home.Toss in a one-armed CEO, Oklahoma’s weather, incompetent employees, a maintenance man without vocal cords,an unscrupulous attorney, and see what happens.
Transference
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,140. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story, 14 pages. O'Neill moves to Brisbane and opens a karate studio. Suffering from insomnia when Azure leaves him, he seeks help from a psychiatrist, expecting to meet "some old git who looks like Sigmund Freud". Dr West turns out to be young and beautiful. Bit by bit he begins to transfer his affections to her. By the time Azure returns, he's become obsessed with Dr West. 4,350 words.
Life As A Cadet - How To Find Humor With A Black Stripe Down Your Leg
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,340. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of humorous memoir-based anecdotes revolving around the Cadets at the Staunton Military Academy and in situations after graduation when the knowledge gained while at the school came in handy. Chapter titles include The 1966 raid on the Augusta Military Academy, The Mess Hall Break-in, and The Charge of The First Battalion. Volume 1 of a 3-volume set. Gregory P Robertson
Dating A Saint (Book 3 of the Never Too Late Series)
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Series: Never Too Late, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 88,370. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.67 from 9 reviews)
After divorcing her cheating ex-husband years ago, 42 yr old Lauren McCarthy is upset to find herself attracted to a married man. Or at least, 42 yr old James Gallagher says he's married, even though Lauren has never seen a wife. Every time Jim puts his hands on her, she thinks if Jim would only trust her with his secrets, she might be willing to risk her saintly reputation to be in his arms.
Twelve Days To Christmas
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,640. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Rosanne, Dorrie, Ethel and Charmaine are four Seniors – friends – each battling with their own problems. Why shouldn’t they battle together? The ditzy, loveable, oldies face their first Christmas challenge together, with every one of the twelve days before Christmas causing hilarious situations to be dealt with in their inimitable down-to-earth style...
Neanderthal Marries Human
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 110,690. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Quinn is ready to propose marriage. If it were up to Quinn, he would efficiently propose, marry, and beget Janie with child all in the same day—thereby avoiding the drama and angst that accompanies the four stages of pre-matrimony. But Janie tosses a wrench in his endeavors and challenges him to prove his devotion by going through the matrimonial motions, no matter how minute and mundane.
Dating Dr. Notorious (Book 2 of the Never Too Late Series)
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Series: Never Too Late, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 82,380. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.89 from 9 reviews)
Sex therapist, Dr. Regina Logan, can fix everyone's love life but her own. Her dating moves always go public, and men flee before they ever even get to her bed. Nice guy and widower, Ben Kaiser, is drawn to passionate Regina and determined to be the one man who toughs out the bad press. Unfortunately, Regina's negative publicity threatens the livelihoods of the very people Ben most cares about.
Meowing On The Answering Machine - A collection of short fiction and prose
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 39,450. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
‘Meowing on the Answering Machine’ is a collection of short fiction and prose by Robert Emmett. Forty-two short works spanning twenty years, with several drawings throughout to fill the margins and give spice to the words. Hilarious and spooky, absurd and authentic.
The 3 Indispensible Rules for Taking Charge: A Reptilian Guide to Personal Finance and World Domination
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Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 7,710. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A tell-all book about the Reptilian conspiracy and indispensable guide to world domination...fact or fiction? Whichever, this mysterious cold-blooded overlord has answers for all your megalomania needs.
Shammoo of the North
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 273,100. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is the story of a carefree young polar bear who leaves his native lands to seek a new life for himself in remote B'gandia, aka the lucky paddock. There, he makes the acquaintance of a succession of individuals and personalities that lead him to question whether his adopted homeland is indeed deserving of its cheerful sobriquet.
Love Be a Lady
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Series: The Pen Pal Sisterhood. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 73,930. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
The Pen Pal Sisterhood...four young girls, best of friends. Four mysterious fortunes that just might be magical. Here’s Casey’s story: When Reno blackjack dealer Casey Madison helped Jeff Haley trap a card cheater, she knew better than to let herself fall for Jeff. The drop dead gorgeous private investigator might seem like a perfectly nice fellow, but so had her quartet of former boyfriends.
Show Up Dead
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,870. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
The last thing Peri Milano expected to happen when she planned Mr. Wooley's funeral was that he'd actually show up dead. Proceeds from the sale of this humorous mystery will be donated directly to JDRF for research to find a cure for Type 1 diabetes.
Inside Uranus
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Series: The Uranus Trilogy, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 106,840. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The hilarious conclusion to an epic story. All your questions are answered in this massively funny space romp. It's a crazy universe out there so hold on to your space helmets, make sure your oxygen tanks are full and be prepared to fill your Maximum Absorption Garment!