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The Travelling Parsi
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,400. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This anthology of short humorous stories about the Zoroastrian Parsi community is narrated through the satirical voice of a Parsi girl. 'The Travelling Parsi' talks of the commonalities, peculiarities and prejudices of this unique community that lives all across the world, but is bound by the inimitable Parsiness of things.
Dog Park
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 32,780. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Robert Benjamin loves dogs too much. His therapist wants fame and fortune. The Rexville dog catcher is hunting a nighttime scofflaw. His girlfriend accuses the wrong man. The mayor is up to no good. It all culminates in the annual Rexville Dog Show. Westminster, it is not. But it makes the nightly news. “Dog Park” is a tale about a small town and its wild, but good-hearted, dog owners.
Goliath Gets Up
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 73,430. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.25 from 4 reviews)
For David Horvath, life hasn't turned out exactly as planned. At 39, he's single, unemployed and living with his grandmother, Beatie, in Rochester, New York. Although most of his days are spent drinking at a downtown bar with a group of fellow outcasts, he still clings tightly to the belief that he will achieve greatness, just as his late mother predicted. The problem is he can't figure out how.
The Life And Times of No One In Particular
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 50,170. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Beware the muse with a chip on her shoulder. Muses are often called uncooperative, grumpy, lazy beings who abandon a writer when they're needed most. Now, one of them has decided to tell their side of the story. Meet Clarissa, a muse who has spent centuries trying to inspire artists who sometimes are too stubborn to listen to her. What is your muse trying to say to you? Clarissa might just be
My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,820. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Remember Jones, the ginger cat from the 1979 movie Alien? Of course you do. If you ever wondered what the events of the film looked like from his angle, here - at last - is a short story (approx 2200 words) that gives you the cat's-eye view. And if you never gave it any thought... well, maybe it's time you did. Because you know what cats are like.
A Trillion More Wishes
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 29,610. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After five long years in prison, Dennis Harkness can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. He is soon to be reunited with his pregnant girlfriend, his genie pal and his infant son. Unfortunately, the light is a lot brighter than Dennis bargained for. He and his friends soon face adversity at every turn as they try to reclaim the lives they left behind years before.
The Ninja Librarian
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,380. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Historical / United States / 19th Century
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The Ninja Librarian is a humorous set of tall tales set in the highly fictional gold-country town of Skunk Corners. It’s the story of a dusty, tough, unfriendly town that gets a new outlook on life thanks to the advent of the Ninja Librarian—a mild-mannered librarian who offers his wisdom with a little extra when folks don’t listen.
Fatal Chocolate Obsession
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Series: Death by Chocolate. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,880. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
A bouquet of roses, a bottle of wine, a crystal butterfly…and a dead man in the alley behind Death by Chocolate. Gifts for Lindsay, left in the middle of the night. Is her ex-husband Rick between girlfriends and pursuing her again? Did he leave the roses and wine? He has done the out-of-season Santa Claus thing before. But when the crystal butterfly appears, Rick is in the hospital.
Meowing On The Answering Machine - A collection of short fiction and prose
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 39,450. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
‘Meowing on the Answering Machine’ is a collection of short fiction and prose by Robert Emmett. Forty-two short works spanning twenty years, with several drawings throughout to fill the margins and give spice to the words. Hilarious and spooky, absurd and authentic.
The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 37,360. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Book 2. When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love
Villa Paradiso
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 45,830. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Four college grads, with ink still damp on their degrees, form an alliance with two mature businesswomen. The plan is to build a state-of-the-art life care retirement facility that the silver-haired pair and other retirees can call home.Toss in a one-armed CEO, Oklahoma’s weather, incompetent employees, a maintenance man without vocal cords,an unscrupulous attorney, and see what happens.
Twelve Days To Christmas
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,640. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Rosanne, Dorrie, Ethel and Charmaine are four Seniors – friends – each battling with their own problems. Why shouldn’t they battle together? The ditzy, loveable, oldies face their first Christmas challenge together, with every one of the twelve days before Christmas causing hilarious situations to be dealt with in their inimitable down-to-earth style...
Neanderthal Marries Human
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 110,690. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Quinn is ready to propose marriage. If it were up to Quinn, he would efficiently propose, marry, and beget Janie with child all in the same day—thereby avoiding the drama and angst that accompanies the four stages of pre-matrimony. But Janie tosses a wrench in his endeavors and challenges him to prove his devotion by going through the matrimonial motions, no matter how minute and mundane.
Dating Dr. Notorious (Book 2 of the Never Too Late Series)
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Series: Never Too Late, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 82,380. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.89 from 9 reviews)
Sex therapist, Dr. Regina Logan, can fix everyone's love life but her own. Her dating moves always go public, and men flee before they ever even get to her bed. Nice guy and widower, Ben Kaiser, is drawn to passionate Regina and determined to be the one man who toughs out the bad press. Unfortunately, Regina's negative publicity threatens the livelihoods of the very people Ben most cares about.
Dating A Saint (Book 3 of the Never Too Late Series)
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Series: Never Too Late, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 88,370. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.67 from 9 reviews)
After divorcing her cheating ex-husband years ago, 42 yr old Lauren McCarthy is upset to find herself attracted to a married man. Or at least, 42 yr old James Gallagher says he's married, even though Lauren has never seen a wife. Every time Jim puts his hands on her, she thinks if Jim would only trust her with his secrets, she might be willing to risk her saintly reputation to be in his arms.
Shammoo of the North
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 273,100. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is the story of a carefree young polar bear who leaves his native lands to seek a new life for himself in remote B'gandia, aka the lucky paddock. There, he makes the acquaintance of a succession of individuals and personalities that lead him to question whether his adopted homeland is indeed deserving of its cheerful sobriquet.
His Make-Believe Wife
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Series: The Pen Pal Sisterhood. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,430. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
The Pen Pal Sisterhood...four young girls, best of friends. Four mysterious fortunes that just might be magical. Here’s Rachael’s story: Handsome CEO Jack Hanford wants Rachael Reeves to be his wife...in name only for a publicity stunt. And Rachael says yes! After all, she's just signed on as spokeswoman for the Hanford House of Pancakes family restaurant chain.
Halitor the Hero
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,090. Language: American English. Published: November 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
A would-be Hero in training, looking for a princess to rescue. A Fair Maiden who breaks all the rules. In this fantasy adventure they form a team that seems doomed to failure. Halitor would be willing to settle down to work as a kitchen boy, as long as they feed him. But Melly wants to find her father, and he has to help. Halitor is in over his head, but he learns a lot more than how to be a hero.
Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 115,500. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up. The last thing she expects is for Quinn- the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies- to make her an offer she can't refuse.
Show Up Dead
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,870. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
The last thing Peri Milano expected to happen when she planned Mr. Wooley's funeral was that he'd actually show up dead. Proceeds from the sale of this humorous mystery will be donated directly to JDRF for research to find a cure for Type 1 diabetes.