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Hell's Waiting Room
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,930. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A reclusive couple's power goes out and they are forced to use their scarce survivalist supplies to live off the grid.
Whackadoodle Times Two
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Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 67,490. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015 by Green Snake Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the course of 48 hours, screenwriter Brooke McMurphy gets involved in a robbery, juggles multiple blackmailers, receives advice from a freaked out wild seal, and, oh yeah, is up against a deadline for the sequel to the most successful zombie movie of all time. Throw in a homegrown natural disaster, and you’ve got a sure-fire hit sequel any producer would be a fool not to green-light.
Осторожно, блондинка в бою!
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 55,230. Language: Russian. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Блондинка из салона развлечений по воле злого случая оказывается в действующей армии и сразу же разочаровывается в воинской службе. Ночевки на голой земле без перины, обеды без сдобных булок и ликера, кроме того, зачем-то нужно воевать, а вокруг враги, наемные убийцы и шпионы. Нелегко ей приходится с ними. Но кто сказал, что им с блондинкою легко?
Fatal Secrets
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Series: The Ghost Post, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,420. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Just when Axe Cooper thinks he’s safe, his memory starts to fade and he has to figure out why he buried an old friend in a swamp. And don't forget the ghost-eating Deathmark that’s developed an unhealthy interest in Axe. Being dead is no protection from the secret that is about to crawl back into his life. But he’s not the only one with something to hide and some secrets are deadlier than others.
Lethal Takeout
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Series: The Ghost Post, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,180. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
When Axe Cooper is murdered while buying Chinese takeout, he decides to stick around to haunt his best friend Lily Chan and to figure out why anyone would kill a janitor. In the meantime, Axe is hired by The Ghost Post to track down recently deceased writers. He soon realises that his murder is not an isolated event and if he doesn’t learn to fly like Superman, Lily could be next.
Tonto Canto Pocahontas
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 45,600. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Out of the fry bread pan, into the fire! Native American law student Crispy Calusa had big dreams when he left home for the Big Apple, but it's a whole different world off the Rez. Crispy's tribal elders put the "ow" in "powwow" and they’ve ordered him to get engaged to an indigenous woman in thirty days or be kicked out of the tribe.
Hitherby Dragons: the Original Performances, Chapter 3 Part 1: The Mini-People Making Machine
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You set the price! Words: 51,570. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015 by Jenna Katerin Moran. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A story about the emptiness, in its raw and original form.
Undercover Trouble
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 89,870. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015 by Hearts Desire Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
Some love lasts a long time, some a lifetime. Can theirs outlast space-time? Randi’s summer vacation plans? Attending Professor Sudo’s Time Travel Academy so she can blast back to 1980 Miami and figure out where her father disappeared to. She’s the head of her class until FBI hottie Mitch arrives disguised as a geeky geologist and totally messes up her meditation.
Hot Heads
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Series: Mud Lane. Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 97,370. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What do a stolen policeman's bicycle, a kidnapped pig, and a Gypsy attack have in common? The dysfunctional inhabitants of the small village of Great Biddington find out when plans for a local fete unravel, tearing apart the social fabric of its fragile community. Hot Heads is a charming 98,000-word, laugh-out-loud comedy about rural life in post-war England.
Countdown to Love
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Price: Free! Words: 18,710. Language: British English. Published: January 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
Hmm, sex. How long has it been? I carry on spinning the wine as I ponder the equation. It's been four years, 7 months, two weeks and 2 days since I last had sex. Not that I am counting or anything, but a woman just knows these things. A Valentine Romance with a difference. A Valentine Romance with a difference.
955291 Courier's Log
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Price: Free! Words: 18,540. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
955291 is an intergalactic courier for Laboratory Express. He kept a log during his first year on the job and called it "not just a number" because he felt like a number most of the time. These are four of his adventures through out the year.
The Elvis Club
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015 by Fifth Column Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
What they say about some rumors being true is the truth: Elvis lives. Long live the King! (Inspired by real events, and starring Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Marilyn Monroe, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, and more.) From the 'Big Shorts for Wide TV' series.
Technologme
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Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I argue for the idea that technology allows us to ignore each other to our own detriment, it guess.
Venus Turning
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 25,950. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A good-humored satire about scientists, politicians, plutocrats and opportunists jumping into the future to the best of their ability. Adult readers will do double-takes, recognizing the future selves of people they thought they knew. Younger readers will be carried along for the fun of it, as they travel with characters of all ages, including their own.
His Stigmata
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jack’s woken up one morning to discover stigmata like wounds on his hands, feet and forehead. He’s in his kitchen and on an impulse he snaps his fingers. And he finds his body parts are strewn everywhere doing weird things, bits of him even in the fridge. And imbedded in his forehead is a bullet shaped diamond. How odd is that!
Spicy Takeaway
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 107,010. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The warm and friendly characters from ‘Chinese Takeaway’ return in this even-more chaotic romp that reveals their second year of experiences while teaching in Singapore. This time there’s a gem-smuggling ring to be exposed…an attempted murder… an island kidnapping - and a Changi Jail experience for the teachers. In the midst of which the laughs continue to leap out at the reader...get reading!
No Sweat Pants Allowed - Wine Club
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 54,310. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Suddenly single, in her forties, and eager to do what it takes to start over, Elaina Samuels meets three women with similar circumstances at a cash-for-gold-event. They quickly become friends and form the No Sweat Pants Allowed - Wine Club. This newly found alliance brings some humorous escapades, a few tears, and a bond so strong no man can break. Sassy, sarcastic, sometimes crass, warm and fun.
Ectoplasmi alle Terme
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Price: $1.72 USD. Words: 11,260. Language: Italian. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Quattro anime scellerate, ormai ridotte a fantasmi, infestano una ridente località termale della campagna toscana: chi sono, e perché tra di loro compare una suora? Martina e Adèle, sensitive professioniste, dovranno vedersela con una torbida vicenda le cui radici affondano nel XIX secolo. Non sarà facile ammaestrare simili ectoplasmi...
Tree House Tales: A Collection of Short Stories, Non-Fiction Shorts, Artwork, and Extracts From Five Narenta Tumults Novels
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,180. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
TREE HOUSE TALES is an eclectic collection of 33 short works. Fantasy, humor, SF, anecdotes, poetry, art & beats-me, written over 30 years and achieving sentient critical mass in Dec 2014. When they clamored for publication I shrugged and answered, "Why not." Big mistake. SF & Fantasy fans in particular should enjoy the novelette Last Battle, a dozen more SpecFic works & 5 fantasy novel extracts
The Diary Of An Expectant Father (The Diary Of A Father Book 1)
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Price: Free! Words: 27,310. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
'The Diary of an Expectant Father' charts the months leading up to what should be the happiest day of a young couple's life, but with a relationship so new and a career so bad, can Graham keep everything together for the sake of his unborn child?