My Crazmad Book of Poems
So, here we are just you and me and my Crazymad Book of Poems.
Are you ready? Are you really and truly ready to begin reading it?
You are! Okay, then, away with you. Be it on your head, though, if you end up as crazy and mad as I am!
Now, on with the lunacy....
'They are poems, Jim, but not as we know them!'