Elf Publicity by Frederick Ross
Approx. 1,570 words.
Published on June 18, 2012.
"We've got to roll in thirty minutes. The fat one has scars all over his face. He's no use. That thin one's missing teeth. Make sure he doesn't open his mouth. The one with the missing ear needs a hood, not a hat..." Yeah, the elves don't actually work in that old tree anymore, but they still make the stuff. Besides the tree films better than the factory.