Kingsley Calendar's Experiment in the Field by S.K. Epperson
Approx. 15,530 words.
Published on July 15, 2012.
A determined billionaire takes people from refugee camps in the poorest areas around the globe and brings them to the U.S. to live in a grand humanitarian experiment that finds him strung from a tree, bloodied by the Taliban, haunted by an albino African witch then kidnapped by a homeless man with a tattoo on his butt that reads 'No Embalming'.