BITS AND PIECES
by LEE HARGUS HUNTER
Price: $3.00 USD. 3620 words.
Published on April 22, 2009. .
EVERY WRITER I KNOW HAS A SECRET TROVE OF LITTLE BITS AND PIECES THAT HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO USE BUT ARE TOO PRECIOUS TO THROW AWAY.ONE FRIEND HAS A CARVED IVORY BOX WITH AN OPAL INLAY OF A DRAGON. MINE IS AN OLD SHOE BOX THAT IS HIDDEN UNDER MY BED.I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD THAT BOX IS BUT THE LABEL SAYS SIZE SIX MEDIUM AND I NOW WEAR A SIZE SEVEN.THE LARGE W STANDS FOR WOMAN NOT WIDE. HERE ARE A FEW.
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Crime Stories by J.A. Konrath
by JA Konrath
Price: $0.99 USD. 37600 words. Published on April 1, 2010. .
This collection features twenty short stories from humorous thriller writer J.A. Konrath. Included are a few hardboiled tales, some noir, some parody and satire, a few straight-out comedy pieces, and a few stories that didn't fit into Konrath's other two collections, Horror Stories and Jack Daniels Stories.
Price: $0.99 USD. 37600 words. Published on April 1, 2010. .
This collection features twenty short stories from humorous thriller writer J.A. Konrath. Included are a few hardboiled tales, some noir, some parody and satire, a few straight-out comedy pieces, and a few stories that didn't fit into Konrath's other two collections, Horror Stories and Jack Daniels Stories.
The Bitch's Bible
by Tania Chilby
Price: $1.99 USD. 14260 words. Published by StormSage Central Publishing House on June 2, 2010. .
This bible tackles the works of Great Bitches; discover how to be a Bitch, understand Bitches & what matters to them. Learn the art of creative, passionate Bitching while gaining an understanding for your fellow bitches. In this light hearted eBook I give all bitches accurate & amusing information about themselves, their girlfriends & family.
Price: $1.99 USD. 14260 words. Published by StormSage Central Publishing House on June 2, 2010. .
This bible tackles the works of Great Bitches; discover how to be a Bitch, understand Bitches & what matters to them. Learn the art of creative, passionate Bitching while gaining an understanding for your fellow bitches. In this light hearted eBook I give all bitches accurate & amusing information about themselves, their girlfriends & family.
The Shadow Boy
by John Summons
Price: $2.99 USD. 9210 words. Published on June 5, 2010. .
Is the glass half empty or half full? For Billy it is always half empty. He is sad, but he doesn’t know why. Except it’s to do with shadows, especially his own. But this day is different. This day Billy is about to learn the secret of his shadow and have some funny adventures along the way. Join Billy as he takes us on his comical and moving journey from pessimism to optimism.
Price: $2.99 USD. 9210 words. Published on June 5, 2010. .
Is the glass half empty or half full? For Billy it is always half empty. He is sad, but he doesn’t know why. Except it’s to do with shadows, especially his own. But this day is different. This day Billy is about to learn the secret of his shadow and have some funny adventures along the way. Join Billy as he takes us on his comical and moving journey from pessimism to optimism.
Serving Queen Abigail
by A. J. Grayling
Price: $0.99 USD. 460 words. Published on November 9, 2010. .
Queen Abigail, Australian Blue Heeler, protects the home, and is its ruler. With us, she has the final word, when there are no cattle to herd. Here we honor her in verse, all for better, none for worse. Enjoy the pictures and the rhyme, a happy and protected time. ... But please don't see me as a jerk-the Javascript version does not work! I'd spare you all that stuff, could I but turn it off!
Price: $0.99 USD. 460 words. Published on November 9, 2010. .
Queen Abigail, Australian Blue Heeler, protects the home, and is its ruler. With us, she has the final word, when there are no cattle to herd. Here we honor her in verse, all for better, none for worse. Enjoy the pictures and the rhyme, a happy and protected time. ... But please don't see me as a jerk-the Javascript version does not work! I'd spare you all that stuff, could I but turn it off!
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by Trevor Gallop
Price: $1.00 USD. 28920 words. Published on December 30, 2010. .
It's not every day your car breaks down, you're helped out by The Sacred Church Of The Reborn Lord’s Ambassadors On Earth, visited by mysteriously beautiful women and become an unwitting participant in a Reality TV show. But it happens to Colin in this witty story featuring sex, mystery, excitment, scullduggery, intrigue and a complete failure to understand what's going on!
Price: $1.00 USD. 28920 words. Published on December 30, 2010. .
It's not every day your car breaks down, you're helped out by The Sacred Church Of The Reborn Lord’s Ambassadors On Earth, visited by mysteriously beautiful women and become an unwitting participant in a Reality TV show. But it happens to Colin in this witty story featuring sex, mystery, excitment, scullduggery, intrigue and a complete failure to understand what's going on!
Iconic Poetry - Poems on Life's Favorite Icons
by Sara Lauritzen
Price: $9.99 USD. 3870 words. Published on March 3, 2011. .
Delightfully fresh, this upbeat collection of rhyming poems offers an almost comic take on some of the world’s most iconic brands we love to love. Modern day poet, Sara Lauritzen, has captured the spirit and essence of life’s current trends in her charmingly casual style. Prepare to be tickled.
Price: $9.99 USD. 3870 words. Published on March 3, 2011. .
Delightfully fresh, this upbeat collection of rhyming poems offers an almost comic take on some of the world’s most iconic brands we love to love. Modern day poet, Sara Lauritzen, has captured the spirit and essence of life’s current trends in her charmingly casual style. Prepare to be tickled.
Excuse Me?! (The Life of a Special Ed. Teacher)
by Patrick Wallace
Price: $0.99 USD. 16320 words. Published on March 15, 2011. .
Teachers: we've all seen them out and about in society. When I was little I figured that their classrooms were like their own private little biospheres; I just didn't know where they slept. (I about fainted the first time I saw my teacher at a grocery store.) OK, so maybe they are just like everybody else, but what about special education teachers? Surely they aren't normal...right?
Price: $0.99 USD. 16320 words. Published on March 15, 2011. .
Teachers: we've all seen them out and about in society. When I was little I figured that their classrooms were like their own private little biospheres; I just didn't know where they slept. (I about fainted the first time I saw my teacher at a grocery store.) OK, so maybe they are just like everybody else, but what about special education teachers? Surely they aren't normal...right?
Pursuit to Paradise
by Mark Damaroyd
Price: $4.99 USD. 81710 words. Published by bangkokbooks on April 12, 2011. .
In the worldwide recession of 2009, Ben Lofthouse plans to rebuild his life on Koh Pimaan, a paradise island in Thailand. Desperate to escape the increasing hostility of the locals who blame him for his failing businesses, and determined to find the beautiful but mysterious Nataya who has disappeared, Ben is plunged into an adventure which may prove fatal.
Price: $4.99 USD. 81710 words. Published by bangkokbooks on April 12, 2011. .
In the worldwide recession of 2009, Ben Lofthouse plans to rebuild his life on Koh Pimaan, a paradise island in Thailand. Desperate to escape the increasing hostility of the locals who blame him for his failing businesses, and determined to find the beautiful but mysterious Nataya who has disappeared, Ben is plunged into an adventure which may prove fatal.
The Red Tie
by Regina Russell
Price: $0.99 USD. 14600 words. Published on May 17, 2011. .
Contained within this book are three sometimes comedic, provocative stories. In "The Red Tie" take a peek into the world of business where the ridiculous has become the norm. Then, in "Winding up Equal" read about a couple who have come to a crossroads in life. And in "Puppy Eyes" the sad but hilarious life of a man who has come to believe his mother is always right even on date night.
Price: $0.99 USD. 14600 words. Published on May 17, 2011. .
Contained within this book are three sometimes comedic, provocative stories. In "The Red Tie" take a peek into the world of business where the ridiculous has become the norm. Then, in "Winding up Equal" read about a couple who have come to a crossroads in life. And in "Puppy Eyes" the sad but hilarious life of a man who has come to believe his mother is always right even on date night.