The Beard    by Andersen Prunty
Price: $0.99 USD. 51510 words. Published by Grindhouse Press  on December 30, 2009. .
Seven-year-old David Glum watches as his grandfather is abducted by a legendary herd of elephants. Twenty years later, David returns to his parents' home to focus on growing a beard, a goal he feels sure he can accomplish. Hilarity ensues.

The Overwhelming Urge    by Andersen Prunty
Price: $2.99 USD. 25380 words. Published by Grindhouse Press  on June 14, 2011. .
It is a world where men wake up with laser beams for eyes and wives play sadistic practical jokes. It is a world where body parts randomly fall off and fathers turn into antelopes. THE OVERWHELMING URGE is a collection of bizarro flash fiction, containing ridiculous characters and absurd stories reminiscent of David Lynch a

Jack and Mr. Grin    by Andersen Prunty
Price: $2.99 USD. 42530 words. Published by Grindhouse Press  on June 15, 2011. .
Jack Orange is a twenty-something guy who works at a place called The Tent packing dirt in boxes and shipping them off to exotic, unheard of locales. Mr. Grin has Jack's girlfriend in a mysterious location, torturing her until Jack can find them. If Jack can find them... A surreal and horrifying thriller from Andersen Prunty.

Zerostrata    by Andersen Prunty
Price: $2.99 USD. 28470 words. Published by Grindhouse Press  on June 19, 2011. .
A depressed adult guy. A dreaming, running enthusiast girl. A father who wants to be a superhero. A mother who keeps a cat on her head. A brother who thinks he can fly. The Amazing Dr. Blast. A giant orange trampoline. A treehouse called Zerostrata. A quirky romance by author Andersen Prunty...

Slag Attack    by Andersen Prunty
Price: $2.99 USD. 38230 words. Published by Grindhouse Press  on June 26, 2011. .
A slag is what survivors are calling the slug-like maggots raining from the sky, burrowing into people and hollowing them out. SLAG ATTACK features four visceral, noir stories about the living, crawling apocalypse.

Hi I'm a Social Disease: Horror Stories    by Andersen Prunty
Price: $2.99 USD. 30620 words. Published by Grindhouse Press  on July 9, 2011. .
This collection of short stories by author Andersen Prunty features “Room 19”, a post-apocalyptic nightmare based on Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds’ song “From Her to Eternity”, appearing for the first time anywhere, and “Market Adjustment”, about one man’s battle with the wealthy, previously available only in a very limited edition. Plus 5 more!

Sunruined: Horror Stories    by Andersen Prunty
Price: $1.99 USD. 29410 words. Published by Grindhouse Press  on October 1, 2011. .
Seven bleak stories from Andersen Prunty. Contains: The Jackthief The Screaming Orchard Glowers Point Cruel Women with Whiplike Smiles The Smoke of Samuel Sad Clown, Kentucky Sunruined

The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians    by Andersen Prunty
Price: $0.99 USD. 22740 words. Published by Grindhouse Press  on November 25, 2011. .
A pocket guide to the 23 most painful things in life by the most well-adjusted man in the universe.

Pray You Die Alone: Horror Stories    by Andersen Prunty
Price: $0.99 USD. 21450 words. Published by Grindhouse Press  on January 16, 2012. .
A short story collection from Andersen Prunty, author of FUCKNESS and HI I'M A SOCIAL DISEASE. Contains: "The Summer of Flies", "Deathtripping in New Orleans", "Durning", "Air Cathedral", "The Nowhere Room", "Black Rosita's Man", and "Rayles."

Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever    by Andersen Prunty
Price: Free! 28940 words. Published by Grindhouse Press  on March 30, 2012. .
Social networks can be used for a number of things such as finding out what friends and family members are up to, trying to get girls to take their clothes off on camera, raising awareness, and organizing protests, revolutions, and relief efforts. But what if one man decided to use a social network for one of the most idiotic causes in human history?