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Technically Magic
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 80,640. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Simon, a gentle computer technician, is shocked to find out that he's a wizard. But his customer really takes Simon for a ride when Bartleby, his mentor, gets kidnapped a day after their first practice. Unable to even find a girlfriend, Simon now has to find some way to deal with a dirty wizard, find a Familiar, and save the world from finicky Elder Gods. On a deadline.
Home Beauty on the Inside
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,740. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Decorating
Home Beauty on the Inside is a guide for interior decorating style. Discover the endless possibilities of beautiful design. Learn how to decorate for impact through finishing touches. These are the accents, accessories and home furnishings that modernize every room. Turn awkward spaces into unique, unexpected and unforgettable spaces of casual elegance design.
The Organizing
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,610. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
The Organizing, a standalone supplement to the Living Needle series, is about Tom Wood, a man incapable of recognizing when something is strange. Unfortunately, his boring job as a zero counter is interrupted by the daisy growing out of his computer. Now the oblivious Tom must navigate the chaos around him as the whole building seems to be going through some sort of metamorphosis.
Advice From The Guy In Gray Sweatpants
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
He resides in every dive bar across America and throughout the civilized world. This book is merely a "collection" of his best drunken insight when interrupting a private conversation with his infinite wisdom and unparalleled perspective… Or so he thinks. The context of the conversation has been removed, because in all honesty, it wasn't relevant to his solution anyway…
Stuck at Seven [While Awkwardly Aiming for Ten]
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 31,290. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Essay » Author profile
We all want to be a 10, but let’s face it - that’s just not going to happen. So, with wide eyes and sharp wit, the author spills his inner most insecurities, all the while providing jaw dropping shock and a smidgen of "oh-no-he-didn't-just-go-there" awe, in an attempt to accept his own stuck-ness. Unabashedly funny, yet intimately relatable, stuck.at.seven runs the gamut of awkward, life moments.
Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance
Price: Free! Words: 115,500. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up. The last thing she expects is for Quinn- the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies- to make her an offer she can't refuse.
Three rows
Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: British English. Published: September 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Drama
Ever find yourself in an awkward situation during a lesson? All you want to do is pick up your pen off the floor, and yet, you can't...your pen is three rows ahead. Join Cassandra Anderson in her first short episode 'Three rows' A light hearted comedy poking fun at awkward situations teenagers find themselves in all of the time! The first episode in a series called 'The Thorn in The Ivy'
The Knights of Vicksburg
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 58,670. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
With Vicksburg being ripped apart by an ongoing war between feuding biker gangs, Jameson Jenkins and his moped riding, hobbyist friends were the town's only hope. Given their strong imaginations and a particular fascination with knights, wizards, dragons, and being awesome, they had everything that they needed to rescue their beloved hometown.
The Story of Awkward
Price: Free! Words: 48,630. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Perri is an artist w/an odd sketchbook full of awkward childhood sketches--a spectacled princess, a candy loving troll, & a graceless fairy--for there's no better way to hide from bullying than to create a world of your own. At 19, Peregrine leaves her home & her sketches behind. But what happens when something goes wrong in Awkward, leaving her trapped w/the bully she thought to leave behind?
Embarrassing True Stories
Price: Free! Words: 20,930. Language: American English. Published: February 11, 2015 by Westhoff Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Women's sexuality
Have you ever had one of those moments, when something so horribly awkward and embarrassing happens, you just want to crawl in a hole and die? Well, you’re not alone. This book is full of those moments. And as terrible as they may be when they happen to you, they’re pretty funny when they happen to someone else.