Poems That Make You Laugh
by Ernest Slyman
Price: $1.99 USD. 11690 words.
Published on July 24, 2010. .
A collection of funny poems.
I Love You...
if you comb your hair with an apple,
you do a little dance in your local bank,
if you can hear the sparrows sing in your liver
or pancreas or spleen,
if you own a cuckoo clock,
if you ride a bicyle and vanish into the wind.