The Vibrating Cranny Scoop by Mark Neal
Approx. 28,140 words.
Published on March 16, 2011.
What exactly is Sexonomics? What do Captain Beefheart, Sylvia Plath and the Christian Brothers have in common? Young Ian Rochford wrestles with these questions as he careers around Liverpool in search of the multiform Alison, and faces his terror of crosswords, hermaphrodites and "the Strap". As Brother Flynn enters “the Zone”, who knows what tales of love, horror and passion will be spun?