God! That Ark Stank by Dick Underwood
Approx. 4,860 words.
Published on August 20, 2011 by
'God! That Ark Stank' is a collection of funny stories, in poems, reflecting the truth of the most well known Bible stories.
Adam wanted to run home to his mum, but couldn't.
Noah's Ark stank! Sarah was not all that pleased about the 'blessings' of giving birth as a pensioner. Moses would have rather carried the ten commandments around on an ipad, than on those 'dirty big tablets of stone'.