If I Die, Please Bring Cheesecake To My Funeral by Donloree Hoffman
Approx. 11,980 words.
Published on July 31, 2012.
In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree Hoffman puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership. Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it.