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Asphalt Flowerhead    by Forrest Armstrong
Price: $3.99 USD. 43200 words. Published by Enigmatic Ink  on November 17, 2009. .

A picaresque movement in a nameless city. An America engaged in a propaganda-war, determined to clog drug-flow from the Netherlands, and the rubble of a broken city on the opposite shore of the Atlantic. The youth who dream in the face of nightmares, who explore themselves with chemicals with sad paint with jail cells with institutions with a belief in something bigger than the flesh...
True Earth: The Short History of Our Planet Part 1    by Bruce Hendler
Price: $5.99 USD. 133080 words. Published on January 19, 2010. .

A Tour Guide with a Bad Attitude made somewhat bearable by a sense of humor - the Author leads you on a journey through our Home in The Universe. Somehow he wanders off into all kinds of diversions: UFOs and Fairies; Dragons, Monsters and Vampires; various plots and conspiracies; some history you never knew. Earth Science made Fun for anyone curious about the real story of our planet.
Rose Head    by Robert T. Jeschonek
Price: $0.99 USD. 11610 words. Published on March 13, 2010. .

In a world where everyone has a flower for a head, who can stop the serial killer called the Pruner? Enter Inspector Glisten, a hard-boiled, rose-headed cop who'll stop at nothing to cut down the Pruner. But when the trail leads to a seedy garden of horrors he never imagined, Glisten fights for his life against an explosion of deadly flower power that could uproot his world in a harvest of death.
MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1)    by Lotus Rose
Price: $4.99 USD. 27160 words. Published on March 20, 2010. .

In this children's book for adults, MachoPoni has no choice but to enter the Dark Kingdom, where the undead ponies roam. He must rescue Dust, the poni he loves from the dark princess's castle, using wit, creativity and his magic bouncy blue ball to survive. A twisted parody of My Little Pony, The Care Bears, and other 80's staples. Warning: contains gore and mild sexual content.
The Redemption of Reckoning    by Lotus Rose
Price: Free! 25610 words. Published on May 9, 2010. .

More poetry and perversity from author Lotus Rose, in these 8 horror and fantasy tales. Includes: Tears into Wine, 666 Looks Like the Tears From My Eyes, The Pop Princess goes Pop, Noah's Ark Between Two Buns, an Alice in Wonderland type story, a MachoPoni story, the prologue to his upcoming novel SinEaster, and Bathing in the Blood of Virgins.
Send In    by Justin Lowmaster
Price: Free! 3720 words. Published on May 12, 2010. .

Jeremy In this strange modern-times fantasy Jeremy finds himself with a rocket launcher and a mission he isn't sure he can complete. Follow him through danger and suspense in this short story thriller.
Lonnie, Me and the Hound of Hell    by Marian Allen
Price: $0.99 USD. 32480 words. Published on June 7, 2010. .

Short stories of animals and oddities. A man's best friend believes he's called the devil's own dog. A little girl is terrorized, with only two little mice to help her. A vampire is sent to clean up a crooked horse race. A gay cat puts his paws on the line to save a friend from aliens. Ten stories included, some never before published.
Bradbury's Ghost (Short Story)    by Jesse Gordon
Price: Free! 2450 words. Published on June 9, 2010. .

Douglas is a writer who's lost for words. Desperate to find inspiration for his latest novel, he orders Ray Bradbury's corpse off an online auction site—and that's when the fun begins.
Closing My Eyes Helps Me To See Clearly    by Kipp Poe Speicher
Price: Free! 2140 words. Published on June 12, 2010. .

A dark vision of the end of the world These two short stories will twist and torment your mind as you unravel the paradox within them. A desperate dash to save a life, realizing one’s own fate, and a man mentally snapping at life’s issues: these stories dive into the dark side and may keep you up at night.
SinEaster: A Novel    by Lotus Rose
Price: $5.99 USD. 40000 words. Published on July 25, 2010. .

Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... On the day before her 18th birthday, Charlee wasn't expecting to be transported to Easter Land. A princess informs her she must compete to decide which of three creatures will be the future egg deliverer. But a man tied to a dark holiday known as SinEaster is also aware of her arrival.