Faerie Brace-Face: A Novel    by Lotus Rose
Price: $5.99 USD. 54050 words. Published on October 20, 2010. .
In a world where vaginas have been banned, one fairy must venture out after the Tooth Fairy forces her to wear braces. She wants to have the dumb things removed, but along the way, she has to deal with faebots, a pig who doesn't wear pants, a magical cookie, and killer dolls. Can she finally rid herself of her braces? And can she discover why fairies have no genitalia? This ain't Tinker Bell.