Books tagged: british humour

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Is This Heaven?
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Price: Free! Words: 5,170. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2009. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Michaela Stevens has just died but, she wonders, can a gay lady get to heaven and if so, should it be like this? Should the heavenly host be that way? And is there a place in heaven for so many baked beans? Short story at about 4,500 words - no adult content but some light swearing so I'd rate it at a PG. British humour and spelling.
Bog Man
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Price: Free! Words: 5,860. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A perfectly preserved pre-historic cadaver is discovered in the fens and brought to a Museum. For the new Director it should present a major opportunity but is it real? And if it is, how come the pre-historic ring it's wearing also bears the marks of a local shop. And where is the Museum's Head Electrician? If the Director doesn't find answers soon the unthinkable may happen. He may look an idiot.
They Came, They Saw, They Took the Tinfoil
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Price: Free! Words: 3,070. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Gerry wakes up in in a bath full of cold water in her interview suit and best shoes. How did she get there? How did she sleep and why is there nothing aluminium left in the flat? Her flatmate Jane wants a shower, her other flatmate, Nina, is looking for her saucepans but Gerry... she just wants answers. British English, a bit of light swearing U/PG
The Rude Adventures Of Brenda Smith
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 47,230. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy
Brenda Smith is a bored housewife looking to put some fun back into her life. Her best friend Mary suggests that they try the contacts pages of their local newspaper... with hilarious results.
Emily, Brave and Swift
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,490. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
An illustrated, rhyming tale about Emily, a daring young girl: daughter of a knight who is always off battling and an absent-minded mum busy planning social gatherings with the Ladies. Emily, Brave and Swift blends together 15th century medieval times, some really gross trolls with a revolting appetite for..? and for fun, some present day technology that result in a humorous collision of events.
Good Old Uncle Norman
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,890. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Do you have a goofy relative who is constantly playing pranks? Is there something not quite right about the new home you are moving into - but you can't put your finger on it? Combine the two and you have Uncle Norman and his oddball idea of justice - justice for someone who was murdered and discovery of the killers who got away - well, almost.
Messiah
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 53,910. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It is 2022, and the world is perhaps in more trouble now than it has ever been before. Dictators continue to dictate, despots to be despicable, tyrants to be tiring, and megalomaniacs to ... megal (which is like meddling, except it involves the use of artillery). There is only one woman who can save it. She has a nasty cold, and she has just missed her bus.
The Wrong Stuff, K'Barthan Trilogy: Part 2
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Series: K'Barthan, Part 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 158,750. Language: British English. Published: March 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
The Pan of Hamgee has escaped from police custody in K’Barth, switched realities and foiled Lord Vernon’s attempt to kidnap Ruth, the Chosen One from the Festival Hall. Now, to save her life The Pan must introduce Ruth, the woman of his dreams, to the person prophesied to be the man of hers. And he knows he must do it fast. Before Lord Vernon finds her. But can he bring himself to unite them?
Hal Spacejock 5: Baker's Dough
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Series: Hal Spacejock, Book 5 · Hal Spacejock Universe. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 62,840. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Robots have a tough life in Hal Spacejock's universe: as second-class citizens they have no rights, and most are overworked, mistreated, and recycled at the drop of a hat. When Kim Baker, a wealthy industrialist, leaves his vast fortune to an elderly robot, it's front page news. Unfortunately, the robot hasn't been seen for decades ...
The Wonderful World of Linus Bailey
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 40,050. Language: British English. Published: August 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Linus Bailey is a kid who makes things up. He doesn't lie, he simply won't distinguish between what is real and what isn't. On the morning of his tenth birthday, his bizarre invented world comes true. The results of this pandemonium are life-threatening unless one man can save them—a Ninja Warrior called Nigel, Linus Bailey's long lost dad.