Celluloid Cowboy by Scott C Rogers
Approx. 38,660 words.
Published on August 10, 2009.
What if you've been a screw-up your entire adult life? You are now over thirty with nothing to show for it but a string of meaningless bullshit jobs, broken relationship after broken relationship and a 1975 AMC Green Gremlin. And until this week you have been slouching your way through life and pissing on anything meaningful. But that's all about to change if only you can survive this one week.