Murgatroyd's Christmas Club by Stephen Bailey
Approx. 116,330 words.
Published on September 24, 2013 by
Mill worker, Willie Arkenthwaite, suddenly, and by his own doing, becomes treasurer of the Murgatroyd's Mill Christmas club. Being rude, crude & terribly rude, how will this docile and inarticulate man accomplish this? With his friends, workmates and many comical mishaps along the way, that's how.